No, more like:
"in this corner we have Darth Feargus, sporting a RHPS frankenfurter jedi corset and a mauve lightsaber, in the other corner we have the poor SOB that looks like Karzak who is here fixing to be cut into smoking chunks pretending to be Darth Karzak because the real Darth Karzak has his family suspended over one of those 100 story sheer drops with no railing or safety net that come standard on imperial ships, weilding one of those force neutralizing monkey cat things, and in the upper balcony with a garrett light .50, 100 times more powerful than any blaster made in the star wars universe, is Darth Karzak, putting the crosshairs over Darth Feargus's "I was a fluffer in FO2" lapel pin.