Laozi

Not so bad thanks to valium, but I had the burning stomach of allah this morning.

Your profile says member number 13,521, but you'll always be 9,723 in my heart

You are the beefcake, beefcake. You wanna go out?

You did say that

Often I must speak other than I think. That is called diplomacy.

Any road followed precisely to its end leads precisely nowhere. Climb the mountain just a little bit to test that it's a mountain. From the top of the mountain, you cannot see the mountain.

You better make like a leaf and get the hell out of here.

I'm drinking milk, and one day when I'm big enough I am going to go ape**** and stomp you out the way a fat man stomps out apes.

This is a vicious cycle in which there it little hope of escape. BukkaiSepuku time.

I don't care what all the internet chatter going on behind your back says, you are a solid dude, Dude.

Under Martian law doctors and other wizards are hereby banished.

Running 'round on feet of clay

Naked except for a per pet ual death

That couldn't be stripped away

And i'm right to prove wrong

It moved him along closer to division day

Yeah, saw the Buffy musical episode

Those without mustaches will be lucky to live to regret not having mustaches.

Seriously we should hang. I could use a pirate in my crew.

I'll do YOU both, wait.....

You'd do the one with the kankles?

Me Todd Ed

Maybe I was wrong about you, maybe I was wrong about all men.

Watch out Surrep is a snake in the garden. Like a knubby one inch snake that can't bite anymore and just grosses everyone out, but a snake regardless.

Us girls need to get together and have some girl talk. Makeup secrets, which forum members we'd make out with, push-up bras. Toodles sweetie

Winter Sun has rawked for a long long time.

How about some time we girls get together and talk **** about blondes?

Its true that Surreptishus is a girl, but not for the right reasons. We Surreptishus was 6ys. it got into an accident at school with a film projector. Make a long story short, its not so great down there.

The Hawt one?