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Status Updates posted by Laozi
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In my good times
There were always golden rocks to throw
at those who admit defeat too late
Those were our times, those were our times
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Sorry I missed your 40ith, I was busy at a zombie party. You probably weren't around anyway since you never are.
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Too bad about the pu-tang, but on a lighter note, you'll be 40 in like three days
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Many moons ago, I saw Zombie Hitler board a space ship and now all I got was this lousy shirt?
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I got a new name for your band that doesn't exist: Lefty Wilhelm. Its topical with inbreeding but not incest, I'll keep trying.
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When you say case of Bacardi, you don't mean the malt liquor drinks the bitches like, do you? You mean 151, right?