Laozi

Your sweet, sweet words turn to bitter orange wax in my ears.

Manoman, you worked three Ds three Es and Three As into your name. Thats gotta be a record

I noticed you didn't say what part of you smelled like puppy, perv.

we used to be so closer, and now look at us. Your living out a lie and I'm back in with the folks. Where did we go wrong, Picadillo?

Placate me some other time when you're not looking at those female bodybuilders

I don't care how high it will make me, I'm not sticking weed up my ass.

Finally got around to not touching yourself, I see

Your bitterness makes you strong. Like you even smell strong. Like a bitter non-showering cast iron skillet.

Age/Weight/Sex check

So I gave you a new avatar which, yeah, isn't as cool as wintersun's but I still expect you to use it

What are you trying to say?

Age and wedlock tame even a wildest man.

d'oh

Through science we can find out what you'll look like after puberty

Good idea saying you were a 12 yr. old boy and linking your page to that kiddie pron site, you're really racking up the profile views.

I'm fairly convinced you're female now. Congrads

These last few days have been magical. I never knew I could be this happy with anyone.

Freaken Visagoths

Where have all the cowboys gone?

You look like Pau Gasol

I've always pictured you with feathered hair and a nice crooked smile. Don't disappoint me.

You stand taller then any 7'0" ex-basketball player turned marketing icon.

Also wider.

I'm sorry things couldn't work out between us. If you ever need help because things get too bleek or aren't bleek enough, or whatever. I forget how it works with you goths.

You are sooooo porno

Go take some pills, Pillhead