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Perhaps the eventual survival of the human race will be at stake? *shrug*

It's missing a "him" for that pun to be clear.

More cute than funny...

I got to thinking about Donald Trumps provocative tweets today. If had my hands on an IBM Watson and could train it to interpret Trump's stock market impacting tweets, I could then have it make quick market futures investments on the impacted stocks. It could make me a fortune, and hey, it's all legal because it's public knowledge. Amiright?

Amazon movie review

Tonight it's going to rain deer...

Hire that man!

Our top story tonight: El Presidente Fidel Castro is still dead. But he's feeling better every day.

Haven't we all wanted to do this?

Here's my draft working conjecture: Trump is putting together a live action television series, to be filmed before a studio audience at the White House. He's selecting cabinet members on the basis of their potential for contentious drama; all the better to keep the country's attention riveted to each episode. Existing White House offices will be knocked out and refurbished in order to accommodate audience seating. It will be aired exclusively on the Trump International Television channel, and will be called: White House Rocking. The first season begins January 21. Sign up for a chance to win tickets.