Some observations:
The closest we come to agreeing there is, funnily enough, Die Hard, . Not that it would place anywhere near my "favorite films", of course, but as far as action movies go, I rather enjoyed it and can appreciate how good it is and why it would obviously be considered important and great. I think I also rated it the most highly out of anything you listed at a 7/10.
Haven't seen The Hangover, Office Space, Elf, or Army of Darkness - I THINK the only one I would strongly consider watching is Army of Darkness.
The Goonies (6/10), Back to the Future (6.5/10), A New Hope (6.5/10), and The Last Crusade (6.5/10) are all valid enough choices - lot of action-adventure movies there (with the exception, to a degree, of BttF), but at least I understand them. If you had chosen Temple of Doom (7/10) or The Empire Strikes Back (7/10) instead, they would've competed with Die Hard for being the closest, .
I've seen The Black Cauldron (3.5/10) and basically all I remember is being shocked by how bad it was...but that was some years back, .
All in all, it could be a lot worse! My top ten favorite live-action movies would be the following in no particular order:
12 Angry Men [1957]
Downfall [2004]
Parasite [2019]
Heathers [1989]
Monty Python and the Holy Grail [1975]
Rosemary's Baby [1968]
The Florida Project [2017]
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring [2001]
The Thing [1982]
12 Monkeys [1995]
Please let me know if you consider any of these particularly great, so that I can take some time to reflect and re-think whether they were actually that good or not, .