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I'm going to assume there was liberal spicing/saucing going on there? Central asian cuisine is generally based on the art of making awful stuff taste good. :lol:

 

Not that I don't believe you but it's a pretty well-researched subject. Even without changing species you can find it - pigs raised on meat instead of general pig feed (mostly maize iirc) are said to have significantly lower quality meat. Also, I read an article once that said bear meat is awful, but not if the bear spent its life eating mostly roots, berries and honey rather than salmon and carrion as then it became delicious, like a bacon steak or something. Even omnivores apparently became terrible meat animals once they eat more meat. I like to believe it's a kind of evolutionary revenge from plants - let's see how you like being delicious.

 

I can't personally confirm that though, since I haven't had any. Although if I were to spend time there, I'd definitely try it at least once to confirm since I've eaten everything else at least once. I'm sure that if I didn't flinch from ostrich, kangaroo, crocodile, a host of insects, an entirely intact squid on a stick and shark I won't flinch from that. :lol:

 

(Insects are the future, guys.)

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I'm going to assume there was liberal spicing/saucing going on there? Central asian cuisine is generally based on the art of making awful stuff taste good. :lol:

 

Not that I don't believe you but it's a pretty well-researched subject. Even without changing species you can find it - pigs raised on meat instead of general pig feed (mostly maize iirc) are said to have significantly lower quality meat. Also, I read an article once that said bear meat is awful, but not if the bear spent its life eating mostly roots, berries and honey rather than salmon and carrion as then it became delicious, like a bacon steak or something. Even omnivores apparently became terrible meat animals once they eat more meat. I like to believe it's a kind of evolutionary revenge from plants - let's see how you like being delicious.

 

I can't personally confirm that though, since I haven't had any. Although if I were to spend time there, I'd definitely try it at least once to confirm since I've eaten everything else at least once. I'm sure that if I didn't flinch from ostrich, kangaroo, crocodile, a host of insects, an entirely intact squid on a stick and shark I won't flinch from that. :lol:

 

(Insects are the future, guys.)

 

I kinda dig it, its strange that with fish its other way around, predatory fish usually tastes better

I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech, and freedom of choice. I'm the kinda guy that likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs with the side-order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol! I wanna eat bacon, and butter, and buckets of cheese, okay?! I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section! I wanna run naked through the street, with green Jell-O all over my body, reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly may feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiene"

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(Insects are the future, guys.)

 

Won't someone think of the larva?

 

 

I would rather eat humans than insect

I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech, and freedom of choice. I'm the kinda guy that likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs with the side-order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol! I wanna eat bacon, and butter, and buckets of cheese, okay?! I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section! I wanna run naked through the street, with green Jell-O all over my body, reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly may feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiene"

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I'd never eat dog nor would I ever associate myself with anyone who does. Some may think that racist against some Asian cultures but I don't care. Everything else depends on just how hungry I am and I've eaten a lot of stuff like bugs, snakes, alligator, rabbit, bear, camel but I still prefer the standard pig/cow/chicken trifecta. Yes, bear is awful.

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The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

 

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