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What's so funny right now?

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Maybe they SHOULD try to send Dennis Rodman to calm Kim Jong-Un down.

A U.S. Navy destroyer stops four Mexicans rowing towards Texas.
The Captain gets on the megaphone and shouts, “Ahoy, small craft. Where are you headed?”
One of the Mexicans puts down his oar, stands up, and shouts, “Gringo, we are invading the United States of America to reclaim the territory taken by the USA during the 1800s.”
The entire crew on the destroyer doubles over in laughter. The Captain finally catches his breath, gets back on the megaphone and asks, “Just the four of you?”
The same Mexican stands up again and shouts, "No senor, we are the last four. The other 21 million are already there."

"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

     

    -Teknoman2-

    What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past?

     

    Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born!


    We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did.

     

    Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.

    I dont get it.

     

    I also don't get it.

    i think its reference to star wars?

    I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech, and freedom of choice. I'm the kinda guy that likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs with the side-order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol! I wanna eat bacon, and butter, and buckets of cheese, okay?! I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section! I wanna run naked through the street, with green Jell-O all over my body, reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly may feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiene"

    Horror movie reference?

    "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

    Trap is slang for an area with drugs apparently. Also slang for pre-op transsexuals, it seems.

     

    Also

    http://knowyourmeme.com/photos/1244709-traps

    Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

    I thought it was a transexual fetish joke, but even then the punchline doesn't quite make sense.

    if you dont get it, it means you dont have a sufficient intake of vitamin 4chan in your diet

    The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

     

    -Teknoman2-

    What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past?

     

    Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born!


    We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did.

     

    Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.

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    They really do haha

     

     

     

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    Fortune favors the bald.

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    "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

    This video was made in 2014, before Donald Trump announced his bid for the Presidency:

     

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    Now I feel old...

    "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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    From another forum that I'm on:

     

    "The Chinese dream is a daydream and a nightmare. AI chatbots pulled from China after they went rogue and betrayed the CCP

    So secret option 17, while North Korea and USA argue, China is liberated by a robot uprising"

     

    Seriously, check out the article, ROFL.

    "This is why police cats aren't a thing..."

     

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    *The sound of a slow one-handed clap...*

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    2016: "Ugh, no one needs Indiana Jones 5."

    2017: "Sure, I'll watch a 70-year-old Harrison Ford punch a Nazi into a propeller."

    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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