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his tree was not a giant tree. but he could have planted it a bit further from the sidewalk or chosen a tree that grows roots vertically instead of sideways

Exactly.

 

Are you trying to say that people should be good at their jobs?

I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"*

 

*If you can't tell, it's you. ;)

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fake but I was not sure for a while xD

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My favourite moment is when someone responds with "why would a doctor be here?".

If only the guy asking that knew why that's a good question.

Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

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anybody know what temperature dvd and similar media begin to suffer warpage? accidental brushed against our mailbox yesterday  afternoon/eve when the air temp were 108 F.  instant blistering o' exposed skin. can't help but wonder if places such as phoenix and las vegas is having netflix problems.

 

along those lines, our local supermarket, which we rare visit save for purchasing bulk kinda items, had a moderate amusing daily special posted: five minutes of access to the walk-in freezer with any purchase.

 

HA! Good Fun!

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Yeah must be that. Or just highlighting your non sequitur.

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Why people have doubts about vaccines because refugees don't get them? I don't know why they don't get them, that's certainly not okay. So I'm not sure why you're asking me about that, when nothing in that video was about refugees. You brought the refugees and your question still has nothing to do with anything I said. So again, did a refugee kill your mom? Do you scream "ah refugees" when you climax?

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Why people have doubts about vaccines because refugees don't get them? I don't know why they don't get them, that's certainly not okay.

 

Who says they don't get them? Might depend on the location but a quick googling reveals that e.g. Greece and Austria let refugees participate in their vaccination programmes as long as they want to (vaccinations not being mandatory and all), and there are vaccination and health recommendations by the WHO for the ongoing refugee/migration crisis. So, in other words, can't say that there are no medical professionals that aren't concerned with such things. They just write papers and deal with real life issues instead of making videos on YT...

 

Still apples and oranges, especially when the topic was an Australian anti-vaxx rally.

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anybody know what temperature dvd and similar media begin to suffer warpage? accidental brushed against our mailbox yesterday  afternoon/eve when the air temp were 108 F.  instant blistering o' exposed skin. can't help but wonder if places such as phoenix and las vegas is having netflix problems.

 

along those lines, our local supermarket, which we rare visit save for purchasing bulk kinda items, had a moderate amusing daily special posted: five minutes of access to the walk-in freezer with any purchase.

 

HA! Good Fun!

I think they can take well over boiling point, direct sunlight probably will cause more serious damage though. Dry heat there at least, you can get or improvise a swamp cooler which'll help. We're gonna get humid heat soon. Nothing like walking through 40 C 99% humidity :lol:

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The internet says they're supposed to be okay to 150 degrees Fahrenheit.  No clue if the internet is right, though.

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The only solution is for us to find some AOL CDs to experiment with

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