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Heh, I get most of my chicken from a family down the street, so the process isn't exactly a mystery. I've helped a few times, the chicken plucker is a crazy device.

 

my father has some chicken, mostly for the eggs, and he just dips them in boiling water for a few seconds, then passes a normal comb along and all feathers get off


The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

 

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What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past?

 

Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born!


We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did.

 

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my father has some chicken, mostly for the eggs, and he just dips them in boiling water for a few seconds, then passes a normal comb along and all feathers get off

 

 

Wouldn't that begin the cooking process and affect freshness? I'm not expert, but that would be my first worry.

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no, the feathers are waterproof and act as heat insulators, so the meat is barely affected by the water. the only thing that happens is that the pores become more loose. allowing the feathers to pop out of the skin with ease. besides, when he kills a chicken its to eat it within 24 hours. there is no need to take steps to ensure it stays fresh for more than that as they do with super market chicken.


The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

 

-Teknoman2-

What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past?

 

Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born!


We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did.

 

Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.

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"It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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*whistles innocently*

 

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

 

-Teknoman2-

What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past?

 

Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born!


We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did.

 

Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.

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"It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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"It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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"It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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"It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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I found it funny because I (-7/-7) felt addressed

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Everybody knows the deal is rotten

Old Black Joe's still pickin' cotton

For your ribbons and bows

And everybody knows

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Yeah but the media will screw the whole thing up because they can't wait to jump all over everything he says. Talk about not seeing the "big picture"


Get off my lawn!

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Yeah but the media will screw the whole thing up because they can't wait to jump all over everything he says. Talk about not seeing the "big picture"

 

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Heh.


"It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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Lunatic fringes ascendant and Mid-East horror shows getting you down? This will turn that frown upside down:

 

 

I however am curious about the man or woman underneath the costume and whether he or she is having as much joy performing as everyone around since I could imagine if it was one degree hotter than 70 it'd be hell to wear that.

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"Turned wrong way round, the relentless unforeseen was what we schoolchildren studied as 'History,' harmless history, where everything unexpected in its own time is chronicled on the page as inevitable. The terror of the unforeseen is what the science of history hides, turning a disaster into an epic.”

 

-Philip Roth, The Plot Against America

 

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"Always write angry letters to your enemies. Never mail them."

 

-James Fallows

 

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If that took place in the US the video would've only made it to youtube if it was exceptionally cringy or if someone came flying in off camera to dropkick him. I kinda wish it was recorded in the US.

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Not safe for work language, but it's brilliant!

 

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Civilization, in fact, grows more and more maudlin and hysterical; especially under democracy it tends to degenerate into a mere combat of crazes; the whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, most of them imaginary. - H.L. Mencken

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Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

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When the sun is directly overhead in Hawaii, it looks like a bad video game render

 

 

I didn't scroll down to your text the first time, and sat there scratching my head with an "What's funny about Bethesda quality shadows?" XD

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Civilization, in fact, grows more and more maudlin and hysterical; especially under democracy it tends to degenerate into a mere combat of crazes; the whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, most of them imaginary. - H.L. Mencken

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