kirottu Posted April 2, 2017 Share Posted April 2, 2017 Well that's just good wholesome humor right there. This post is not to be enjoyed, discussed, or referenced on company time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted April 2, 2017 Share Posted April 2, 2017 5 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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rjshae Posted April 3, 2017 Author Share Posted April 3, 2017 3 "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted April 3, 2017 Share Posted April 3, 2017 6 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjshae Posted April 3, 2017 Author Share Posted April 3, 2017 ^^ Alas that's all too close to the truth, and so not really that funny. "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted April 4, 2017 Share Posted April 4, 2017 1 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Raithe Posted April 4, 2017 Share Posted April 4, 2017 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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rjshae Posted April 4, 2017 Author Share Posted April 4, 2017 1 "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teknoman2 Posted April 4, 2017 Share Posted April 4, 2017 The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder. -Teknoman2- What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past? Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born! We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did. Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Ben No.3 Posted April 5, 2017 Share Posted April 5, 2017 Economy of cows Socialism: You have two cows. You give one to your neighbour. Communism: You have to cows. The state takes both and gives you some milk. Fascism: You have two cows. The state takes both and sells you some milk. Traditional Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies; the economy grows. Venture Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with the associated general offer so you can get all four cows back, with an tax exemption for five cows. The milk rights for the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to an Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company. The annual report lists eight cows, with options to one more. An American cooperation: You have two cows. You sell one and force the other to produce the milk for four. Later, you hire an consultant to analyse why the cow has died. You don't believe what he says and are convinced it's the fault of the Mexican guy you hired to milk the cow, so you fire him. An Indian company: You have two cows. You worship them. An Australian cooperation: You have teo cows. Business seems pretty good. You close office early and celebrate with beer An Iraqi cooperation: Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You have none. Nobody believes you, so they bomb the crap out of you and invade your country. You still have no cows, but at least you are now a democracy. An Italian cooperation: You have two cows. You don't know where they are. You decide to have lunch. An French cooperation: You have two cows. You go on a strike, organise a riot and block the streets because you want three cows. An Chinese cooperation: you have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim to have full employment. An Irish cooperation: you have two cows. One of them is a horse. An Swiss cooperation: You have 5000 cows. None of them belongs to you. You charge the owner for storing them. An Greek cooperation: You have two cows borrowed from French and German banks. You eat both of them. The banks call to deliver their milk, but you can't deliver so you call the IMF. The IMF loans you two cows. You eat both of them. The IMF and the banks call to collect their cows/milk. You are out getting a haircut. 2 Everybody knows the deal is rotten Old Black Joe's still pickin' cotton For your ribbons and bows And everybody knows Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted April 6, 2017 Share Posted April 6, 2017 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0VbJgWY9vo "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teknoman2 Posted April 6, 2017 Share Posted April 6, 2017 Economy of cows Socialism: You have two cows. You give one to your neighbour. Communism: You have to cows. The state takes both and gives you some milk. Fascism: You have two cows. The state takes both and sells you some milk. Traditional Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies; the economy grows. Venture Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with the associated general offer so you can get all four cows back, with an tax exemption for five cows. The milk rights for the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to an Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company. The annual report lists eight cows, with options to one more. An American cooperation: You have two cows. You sell one and force the other to produce the milk for four. Later, you hire an consultant to analyse why the cow has died. You don't believe what he says and are convinced it's the fault of the Mexican guy you hired to milk the cow, so you fire him. An Indian company: You have two cows. You worship them. An Australian cooperation: You have teo cows. Business seems pretty good. You close office early and celebrate with beer An Iraqi cooperation: Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You have none. Nobody believes you, so they bomb the crap out of you and invade your country. You still have no cows, but at least you are now a democracy. An Italian cooperation: You have two cows. You don't know where they are. You decide to have lunch. An French cooperation: You have two cows. You go on a strike, organise a riot and block the streets because you want three cows. An Chinese cooperation: you have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim to have full employment. An Irish cooperation: you have two cows. One of them is a horse. An Swiss cooperation: You have 5000 cows. None of them belongs to you. You charge the owner for storing them. An Greek cooperation: You have two cows borrowed from French and German banks. You eat both of them. The banks call to deliver their milk, but you can't deliver so you call the IMF. The IMF loans you two cows. You eat both of them. The IMF and the banks call to collect their cows/milk. You are out getting a haircut. funny but in some cases inaccurate. for example fascism is not a type of socio economical ideology, it's the belief that any ideology besides your own is wrong and should be banned. a socialist who believes that capitalists should be kicked out of his country is as fascist as right wing extremist who says that all immigrants should go home and take all pro immigrant people with them or an SJW who violently prevents people to exercise their right to free speech because he doesn't like what they say The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder. -Teknoman2- What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past? Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born! We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did. Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Ben No.3 Posted April 6, 2017 Share Posted April 6, 2017 (edited) Economy of cows Socialism: You have two cows. You give one to your neighbour. Communism: You have to cows. The state takes both and gives you some milk. Fascism: You have two cows. The state takes both and sells you some milk. Traditional Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies; the economy grows. Venture Capitalism: You have two cows. You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with the associated general offer so you can get all four cows back, with an tax exemption for five cows. The milk rights for the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to an Cayman Island Company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company. The annual report lists eight cows, with options to one more. An American cooperation: You have two cows. You sell one and force the other to produce the milk for four. Later, you hire an consultant to analyse why the cow has died. You don't believe what he says and are convinced it's the fault of the Mexican guy you hired to milk the cow, so you fire him. An Indian company: You have two cows. You worship them. An Australian cooperation: You have teo cows. Business seems pretty good. You close office early and celebrate with beer An Iraqi cooperation: Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You have none. Nobody believes you, so they bomb the crap out of you and invade your country. You still have no cows, but at least you are now a democracy. An Italian cooperation: You have two cows. You don't know where they are. You decide to have lunch. An French cooperation: You have two cows. You go on a strike, organise a riot and block the streets because you want three cows. An Chinese cooperation: you have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim to have full employment. An Irish cooperation: you have two cows. One of them is a horse. An Swiss cooperation: You have 5000 cows. None of them belongs to you. You charge the owner for storing them. An Greek cooperation: You have two cows borrowed from French and German banks. You eat both of them. The banks call to deliver their milk, but you can't deliver so you call the IMF. The IMF loans you two cows. You eat both of them. The IMF and the banks call to collect their cows/milk. You are out getting a haircut. funny but in some cases inaccurate. for example fascism is not a type of socio economical ideology, it's the belief that any ideology besides your own is wrong and should be banned. a socialist who believes that capitalists should be kicked out of his country is as fascist as right wing extremist who says that all immigrants should go home and take all pro immigrant people with them or an SJW who violently prevents people to exercise their right to free speech because he doesn't like what they say The term "fascist" is very broad today. In its original sense it comes from Italy and was implemented by Mussolini. Mussolini himself was surprisingly left, but mixed this with extreme nationalism, which is classically considered more of a right wing ideology. More obvious is this for the Nazis. Hitler had the same spin, and this is obvious in the term "National Socialism"; more so he even added extreme beliefs concerning race (classically another right wing topic). Stalin and Mao also did a somewhat similar thing, combining Communism with extreme nationalism. Now all of the previously mentioned ended up in tyrannical, totalitarian dictatorships; therefore I feel the need to express how alienated this is form the original socialism, which is a very international and egalitarian movement. This can be pointed out in countless ways; but as an example, the most famous socialist song is even called "The Internationale". However, it should also be pointed out that indeed the nationalisation of all industries, a classicaly left topic, especially in combination with the one party state is an extremely slippery slope. Edited April 6, 2017 by Ben No.3 Everybody knows the deal is rotten Old Black Joe's still pickin' cotton For your ribbons and bows And everybody knows Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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teknoman2 Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 The term "fascist" is very broad today. In its original sense it comes from Italy and was implemented by Mussolini. Mussolini himself was surprisingly left, but mixed this with extreme nationalism, which is classically considered more of a right wing ideology. More obvious is this for the Nazis. Hitler had the same spin, and this is obvious in the term "National Socialism"; more so he even added extreme beliefs concerning race (classically another right wing topic). Stalin and Mao also did a somewhat similar thing, combining Communism with extreme nationalism. Now all of the previously mentioned ended up in tyrannical, totalitarian dictatorships; therefore I feel the need to express how alienated this is form the original socialism, which is a very international and egalitarian movement. This can be pointed out in countless ways; but as an example, the most famous socialist song is even called "The Internationale". However, it should also be pointed out that indeed the nationalisation of all industries, a classicaly left topic, especially in combination with the one party state is an extremely slippery slope. in short you get back to what i say: fascism is a totalitarian ideology and totalitarians are all about silencing those who disagree (be they left or right that silence the other... but it is true that usually the left are more keen to act this way) The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder. -Teknoman2- What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past? Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born! We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did. Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blarghagh Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 Guys, to answer the question in the title: that is not. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Messier-31 Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 Huh... Jon must be helluva fun at parties. It would be of small avail to talk of magic in the air... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hurlshort Posted April 7, 2017 Share Posted April 7, 2017 Heh, I get most of my chicken from a family down the street, so the process isn't exactly a mystery. I've helped a few times, the chicken plucker is a crazy device. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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