Nonek Posted September 29, 2014 Share Posted September 29, 2014 So this is just about offending people? If your idea of manliness is making irritating noises behind a veil of anonymity, then I'm afraid I have to tell you that women aren't causing your issues with manliness. Not really Mr Walsingham, more of a satire on the currently fashionable trend of stating that developers should avoid any contentious subject matter, just in case someone, somewhere is offended. I was hoping through ridicule that I could point out that it is not the developers intent to offend, that the situation is only virtual and that if we censor any troubling subject matter then we will have no content whatsoever, because somebody, somewhere will find something offensive. Satire is perhaps not best achieved through text, or perhaps I need to be a little more transparent. Quite an experience to live in misery isn't it? That's what it is to be married with children.I've seen things you people can't even imagine. Pearly Kings glittering on the Elephant and Castle, Morris Men dancing 'til the last light of midsummer. I watched Druid fires burning in the ruins of Stonehenge, and Yorkshiremen gurning for prizes. All these things will be lost in time, like alopecia on a skinhead. Time for tiffin. Tea for the teapot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meshugger Posted September 29, 2014 Share Posted September 29, 2014 The most manly of men... "Some men see things as they are and say why?""I dream things that never were and say why not?"- George Bernard Shaw"Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man."- Friedrich Nietzsche "The amount of energy necessary to refute bull**** is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it." - Some guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted September 29, 2014 Share Posted September 29, 2014 So this is just about offending people? If your idea of manliness is making irritating noises behind a veil of anonymity, then I'm afraid I have to tell you that women aren't causing your issues with manliness. Not really Mr Walsingham, more of a satire on the currently fashionable trend of stating that developers should avoid any contentious subject matter, just in case someone, somewhere is offended. I was hoping through ridicule that I could point out that it is not the developers intent to offend, that the situation is only virtual and that if we censor any troubling subject matter then we will have no content whatsoever, because somebody, somewhere will find something offensive. Satire is perhaps not best achieved through text, or perhaps I need to be a little more transparent. Fair. And my counterblast wasn't aimed solely at you, old man. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganrich Posted September 29, 2014 Share Posted September 29, 2014 http://youtu.be/bKvuszF2ts4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agiel Posted September 30, 2014 Share Posted September 30, 2014 There was a great one that depicted the birth of NO MA'AM, but I believe it's been taken down. That said, this is a riot as well: Quote “Political philosophers have often pointed out that in wartime, the citizen, the male citizen at least, loses one of his most basic rights, his right to life; and this has been true ever since the French Revolution and the invention of conscription, now an almost universally accepted principle. But these same philosophers have rarely noted that the citizen in question simultaneously loses another right, one just as basic and perhaps even more vital for his conception of himself as a civilized human being: the right not to kill.” -Jonathan Littell <<Les Bienveillantes>> Quote "The chancellor, the late chancellor, was only partly correct. He was obsolete. But so is the State, the entity he worshipped. Any state, entity, or ideology becomes obsolete when it stockpiles the wrong weapons: when it captures territories, but not minds; when it enslaves millions, but convinces nobody. When it is naked, yet puts on armor and calls it faith, while in the Eyes of God it has no faith at all. Any state, any entity, any ideology that fails to recognize the worth, the dignity, the rights of Man...that state is obsolete." -Rod Serling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fighter Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 Because Patriarchy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monte Carlo Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoonDing Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 Emma Watson's UN speech.... Just when I thought that organization couldn't fail harder. 1 The ending of the words is ALMSIVI. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nonek Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 Join the patriarchy, we have stolen the baked goods of other minority groups. Quite an experience to live in misery isn't it? That's what it is to be married with children.I've seen things you people can't even imagine. Pearly Kings glittering on the Elephant and Castle, Morris Men dancing 'til the last light of midsummer. I watched Druid fires burning in the ruins of Stonehenge, and Yorkshiremen gurning for prizes. All these things will be lost in time, like alopecia on a skinhead. Time for tiffin. Tea for the teapot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monte Carlo Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monte Carlo Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 Sorry about the meme spam but I couldn't resist this one... 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PK htiw klaw eriF Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 (edited) Join the patriarchy, we have stolen the baked goods of other minority groups.You've crossed the line, Nonek. We men do not steal, we crush those before us and loot their corpses. And we would eat meat, not bread. Sorry about the meme spam but I couldn't resist this one... At another forum I post in, some SJW threw a bitchfit over a poster saying the actress who plays young-Catwoman in Gotham has eyes that are too far apart. Apparently we were being too harsh, despite having said much worse stuff about Justin Bieber and Benedict Cumberbatch. Edited October 1, 2014 by KaineParker 1 "Akiva Goldsman and Alex Kurtzman run the 21st century version of MK ULTRA." - majestic "you're a damned filthy lying robot and you deserve to die and burn in hell." - Bartimaeus "Without individual thinking you can't notice the plot holes." - InsaneCommander "Just feed off the suffering of gamers." - Malcador "You are calling my taste crap." -Hurlshort "thankfully it seems like the creators like Hungary less this time around." - Sarex "Don't forget the wakame, dumbass" -Keyrock "Are you trolling or just being inadvertently nonsensical?' -Pidesco "we have already been forced to admit you are at least human" - uuuhhii "I refuse to buy from non-woke businesses" - HoonDing "feral camels are now considered a pest" - Gorth "Melkathi is known to be an overly critical grumpy person" - Melkathi "Oddly enough Sanderson was a lot more direct despite being a Mormon" - Zoraptor "I found it greatly disturbing to scroll through my cartoon's halfing selection of genitalias." - Wormerine "I love cheese despite the pain and carnage." - ShadySands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirottu Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 Join the patriarchy, we have stolen the baked goods of other minority groups. You've crossed the line, Nonek. We men do not steal, we crush those before us and loot their corpses. And we would eat meat, not bread. I'm not sure if I can be a part of organization, which has no cake. 1 This post is not to be enjoyed, discussed, or referenced on company time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PK htiw klaw eriF Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 Join the patriarchy, we have stolen the baked goods of other minority groups.You've crossed the line, Nonek. We men do not steal, we crush those before us and loot their corpses. And we would eat meat, not bread. I'm not sure if I can be a part of organization, which has no cake. We make cake out of the bones of the fallen enemies. 1 "Akiva Goldsman and Alex Kurtzman run the 21st century version of MK ULTRA." - majestic "you're a damned filthy lying robot and you deserve to die and burn in hell." - Bartimaeus "Without individual thinking you can't notice the plot holes." - InsaneCommander "Just feed off the suffering of gamers." - Malcador "You are calling my taste crap." -Hurlshort "thankfully it seems like the creators like Hungary less this time around." - Sarex "Don't forget the wakame, dumbass" -Keyrock "Are you trolling or just being inadvertently nonsensical?' -Pidesco "we have already been forced to admit you are at least human" - uuuhhii "I refuse to buy from non-woke businesses" - HoonDing "feral camels are now considered a pest" - Gorth "Melkathi is known to be an overly critical grumpy person" - Melkathi "Oddly enough Sanderson was a lot more direct despite being a Mormon" - Zoraptor "I found it greatly disturbing to scroll through my cartoon's halfing selection of genitalias." - Wormerine "I love cheese despite the pain and carnage." - ShadySands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kgambit Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 Join the patriarchy, we have stolen the baked goods of other minority groups.You've crossed the line, Nonek. We men do not steal, we crush those before us and loot their corpses. And we would eat meat, not bread. I'm not sure if I can be a part of organization, which has no cake. We make cake out of the bones of the fallen enemies. YUM! Chocolate! 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NWN_babaYaga Posted October 1, 2014 Share Posted October 1, 2014 whats good ? to crush yor änemis, zee dem flee befor ye and hir de lamentä_schin of de wimin! Conan should educate little boys instead of very wrong teachers... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blarghagh Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 Hot water, good dentistry and soft lavatory paper. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nonek Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 Dear Lord I would love to see a character like Cohan in an rpg. 1 Quite an experience to live in misery isn't it? That's what it is to be married with children.I've seen things you people can't even imagine. Pearly Kings glittering on the Elephant and Castle, Morris Men dancing 'til the last light of midsummer. I watched Druid fires burning in the ruins of Stonehenge, and Yorkshiremen gurning for prizes. All these things will be lost in time, like alopecia on a skinhead. Time for tiffin. Tea for the teapot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blarghagh Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 Geriatric people are sorely underrepresented in games! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PK htiw klaw eriF Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 Geriatric people are sorely underrepresented in games! But they have more representation than unborn fetuses. "Akiva Goldsman and Alex Kurtzman run the 21st century version of MK ULTRA." - majestic "you're a damned filthy lying robot and you deserve to die and burn in hell." - Bartimaeus "Without individual thinking you can't notice the plot holes." - InsaneCommander "Just feed off the suffering of gamers." - Malcador "You are calling my taste crap." -Hurlshort "thankfully it seems like the creators like Hungary less this time around." - Sarex "Don't forget the wakame, dumbass" -Keyrock "Are you trolling or just being inadvertently nonsensical?' -Pidesco "we have already been forced to admit you are at least human" - uuuhhii "I refuse to buy from non-woke businesses" - HoonDing "feral camels are now considered a pest" - Gorth "Melkathi is known to be an overly critical grumpy person" - Melkathi "Oddly enough Sanderson was a lot more direct despite being a Mormon" - Zoraptor "I found it greatly disturbing to scroll through my cartoon's halfing selection of genitalias." - Wormerine "I love cheese despite the pain and carnage." - ShadySands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blarghagh Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 You see thousands of those in all Metroid games. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monte Carlo Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 Foetus Quest - the game where you start out swimming around in a nutsack, do some crazy Wii-style rowing before the explosive penetrate-the-egg mini-games followed by nine months of bobbing around in ichor (which can be a sort of ambient chillout part of the experience). Then the crash-caesarian or whale-music delivery option (BONUS!) at the end. The boss battle is a recalcitrant nipple from which you need to coerce precious nourishment. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nonek Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 (edited) Press X to block doctors slap and counterpunch. Press A to grapple with umbilical cord. Press Y to pee on your father. Edited October 3, 2014 by Nonek Quite an experience to live in misery isn't it? That's what it is to be married with children.I've seen things you people can't even imagine. Pearly Kings glittering on the Elephant and Castle, Morris Men dancing 'til the last light of midsummer. I watched Druid fires burning in the ruins of Stonehenge, and Yorkshiremen gurning for prizes. All these things will be lost in time, like alopecia on a skinhead. Time for tiffin. Tea for the teapot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PK htiw klaw eriF Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 Foetus Quest sounds an awfully lot like Fighting in Tunnels. I would totally play it. 1 "Akiva Goldsman and Alex Kurtzman run the 21st century version of MK ULTRA." - majestic "you're a damned filthy lying robot and you deserve to die and burn in hell." - Bartimaeus "Without individual thinking you can't notice the plot holes." - InsaneCommander "Just feed off the suffering of gamers." - Malcador "You are calling my taste crap." -Hurlshort "thankfully it seems like the creators like Hungary less this time around." - Sarex "Don't forget the wakame, dumbass" -Keyrock "Are you trolling or just being inadvertently nonsensical?' -Pidesco "we have already been forced to admit you are at least human" - uuuhhii "I refuse to buy from non-woke businesses" - HoonDing "feral camels are now considered a pest" - Gorth "Melkathi is known to be an overly critical grumpy person" - Melkathi "Oddly enough Sanderson was a lot more direct despite being a Mormon" - Zoraptor "I found it greatly disturbing to scroll through my cartoon's halfing selection of genitalias." - Wormerine "I love cheese despite the pain and carnage." - ShadySands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blarghagh Posted October 3, 2014 Share Posted October 3, 2014 When's Advanced Fighting In Tunnels coming out anyway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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