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What a pathetic sight.

 

If this was a manly thread, we'd be sharing our experiences like how we went to hookers or beat someone up.

 

Of course being the only man in this thread I don't feel like sharing any of those things with you, you little sissies.

 

You probably think hookers and street fights are bad or something else that would only come out of a woman's mouth. You are not men.

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What a pathetic sight.

 

If this was a manly thread, we'd be sharing our experiences like how we went to hookers or beat someone up.

 

Of course being the only man in this thread I don't feel like sharing any of those things with you, you little sissies.

 

You probably think hookers and street fights are bad or something else that would only come out of a woman's mouth. You are not men.

Only a female infiltrate would want to cause strife within the patriarchy, I have issued a warrant for immediate genital inspection, begone woman.

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I marathoned the first two Expendables movies. My Manhood is assured.

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The area between the balls and the butt is a hotbed of terrorist activity.

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What a pathetic sight.

 

If this was a manly thread, we'd be sharing our experiences like how we went to hookers or beat someone up.

 

 

I went to a hooker.

 

Then I beat her up.

 

Take THAT, estrogen!

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"The Courier was the worst of all of them. The worst by far. When he died the first time, he must have met the devil, and then killed him."

 

 

Is your mom hot? It may explain why guys were following her ?

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Funny, I visit the knocking shop to get beaten up, humiliated, spat upon, whipped and electrocuted. Like any normal gentleman, you perverts.

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Quite an experience to live in misery isn't it? That's what it is to be married with children.

I've seen things you people can't even imagine. Pearly Kings glittering on the Elephant and Castle, Morris Men dancing 'til the last light of midsummer. I watched Druid fires burning in the ruins of Stonehenge, and Yorkshiremen gurning for prizes. All these things will be lost in time, like alopecia on a skinhead. Time for tiffin.

 

Tea for the teapot!

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Funny, I visit the knocking shop to get beaten up, humiliated, spat upon, whipped and electrocuted. Like any normal gentleman, you perverts.

A man of fine tastes, I see. Pay Bester no mind, the creature is not qualified for our prestigious organization. It lacks sufficient testicular fortitude.

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"Akiva Goldsman and Alex Kurtzman run the 21st century version of MK ULTRA." - majestic

"you're a damned filthy lying robot and you deserve to die and burn in hell." - Bartimaeus

"Without individual thinking you can't notice the plot holes." - InsaneCommander

"Just feed off the suffering of gamers." - Malcador

"You are calling my taste crap." -Hurlshort

"thankfully it seems like the creators like Hungary less this time around." - Sarex

"Don't forget the wakame, dumbass" -Keyrock

"Are you trolling or just being inadvertently nonsensical?' -Pidesco

"we have already been forced to admit you are at least human" - uuuhhii

"I refuse to buy from non-woke businesses" - HoonDing

"feral camels are now considered a pest" - Gorth

"Melkathi is known to be an overly critical grumpy person" - Melkathi

"Oddly enough Sanderson was a lot more direct despite being a Mormon" - Zoraptor

"I found it greatly disturbing to scroll through my cartoon's halfing selection of genitalias." - Wormerine

"I love cheese despite the pain and carnage." - ShadySands

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The video I post a few pages back (clip from predator) lead me to this manly gem. It also includes Guile's theme from Street Fighter. It is incredibly manly. Rigorous and manly exercise may be necessary after viewing to ensure equal manliness to the protagonist.

 

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Brothers. Men.

 

I am schocked to see the the Manliest of the Manliest has not appeared in this thread.

Do we not all bow to Him that is perfection?

Do we not owe our own manliness to Him?

 

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He destroys the evil feminatzi's!

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* YOU ARE A WRONGULARITY FROM WHICH NO RIGHT CAN ESCAPE! *

Chuck Norris was wrong once - He thought HE made a mistake!

 

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The video I post a few pages back (clip from predator) lead me to this manly gem. It also includes Guile's theme from Street Fighter. It is incredibly manly. Rigorous and manly exercise may be necessary after viewing to ensure equal manliness to the protagonist.

 

I watched that after watching your first video. I especially like the part with the belt.

 

TrashMan, you have made a huge mistake. Rule number one of the Patriarchy: You do not reveal the patriarch to peasants that are not manly enough to be members. I will make sure to tell Patriarch Chuck of this horrible mistake.

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Normally that would be true, but Patriarch Norrises manliness is too great to be hidden.

It seeps into the word from His holy persona.

To attempt to hide it list trying to hide the sun and the stars!

* YOU ARE A WRONGULARITY FROM WHICH NO RIGHT CAN ESCAPE! *

Chuck Norris was wrong once - He thought HE made a mistake!

 

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The video I post a few pages back (clip from predator) lead me to this manly gem. It also includes Guile's theme from Street Fighter. It is incredibly manly. Rigorous and manly exercise may be necessary after viewing to ensure equal manliness to the protagonist.

 

To be fair; his mustache does make him look like a molester.

"Good thing I don't heal my characters or they'd be really hurt." Is not something I should ever be thinking.

 

I use blue text when I'm being sarcastic.

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Bruce Lee would rip Chuck Norris apart at the atomic level just by looking at him.

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"Akiva Goldsman and Alex Kurtzman run the 21st century version of MK ULTRA." - majestic

"you're a damned filthy lying robot and you deserve to die and burn in hell." - Bartimaeus

"Without individual thinking you can't notice the plot holes." - InsaneCommander

"Just feed off the suffering of gamers." - Malcador

"You are calling my taste crap." -Hurlshort

"thankfully it seems like the creators like Hungary less this time around." - Sarex

"Don't forget the wakame, dumbass" -Keyrock

"Are you trolling or just being inadvertently nonsensical?' -Pidesco

"we have already been forced to admit you are at least human" - uuuhhii

"I refuse to buy from non-woke businesses" - HoonDing

"feral camels are now considered a pest" - Gorth

"Melkathi is known to be an overly critical grumpy person" - Melkathi

"Oddly enough Sanderson was a lot more direct despite being a Mormon" - Zoraptor

"I found it greatly disturbing to scroll through my cartoon's halfing selection of genitalias." - Wormerine

"I love cheese despite the pain and carnage." - ShadySands

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"Nah."

 

No.

"Akiva Goldsman and Alex Kurtzman run the 21st century version of MK ULTRA." - majestic

"you're a damned filthy lying robot and you deserve to die and burn in hell." - Bartimaeus

"Without individual thinking you can't notice the plot holes." - InsaneCommander

"Just feed off the suffering of gamers." - Malcador

"You are calling my taste crap." -Hurlshort

"thankfully it seems like the creators like Hungary less this time around." - Sarex

"Don't forget the wakame, dumbass" -Keyrock

"Are you trolling or just being inadvertently nonsensical?' -Pidesco

"we have already been forced to admit you are at least human" - uuuhhii

"I refuse to buy from non-woke businesses" - HoonDing

"feral camels are now considered a pest" - Gorth

"Melkathi is known to be an overly critical grumpy person" - Melkathi

"Oddly enough Sanderson was a lot more direct despite being a Mormon" - Zoraptor

"I found it greatly disturbing to scroll through my cartoon's halfing selection of genitalias." - Wormerine

"I love cheese despite the pain and carnage." - ShadySands

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The video I post a few pages back (clip from predator) lead me to this manly gem. It also includes Guile's theme from Street Fighter. It is incredibly manly. Rigorous and manly exercise may be necessary after viewing to ensure equal manliness to the protagonist.

 

 

To be fair; his mustache does make him look like a molester.

 

 

That is because he is a proud member of the Patriarchy, in essence we molest the world, thus our whiskers are entirely warranted. What else would we stroke, while we cackle manically as our Patriarchal plans unfurl? Persian cats are so outdated.

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Quite an experience to live in misery isn't it? That's what it is to be married with children.

I've seen things you people can't even imagine. Pearly Kings glittering on the Elephant and Castle, Morris Men dancing 'til the last light of midsummer. I watched Druid fires burning in the ruins of Stonehenge, and Yorkshiremen gurning for prizes. All these things will be lost in time, like alopecia on a skinhead. Time for tiffin.

 

Tea for the teapot!

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Like a Corvette up against an LFA. The Chevy never had a chance.

 

 

As long as we're comparing scabbards, I'll take the trophy by default having the word man in my username, and as it continues, literally encompassing a gathering or occasion characterized by a specified activity, of manness, a man fest, with I in the middle, truncated by an acronym standing for, I Spew Offspring. 

All Stop. On Screen.

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Like a Corvette up against an LFA. The Chevy never had a chance.

 

 

As long as we're comparing scabbards, I'll take the trophy by default having the word man in my username, and as it continues, literally encompassing a gathering or occasion characterized by a specified activity, of manness, a man fest, with I in the middle, truncated by an acronym standing for, I Spew Offspring. 

 

I have the word man in my surname. 

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Bruce Lee would rip Chuck Norris apart at the atomic level just by looking at him.

 

FINAL FACT:

Bruce Lee is dead.

Chuck Norris isn't.

 

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* YOU ARE A WRONGULARITY FROM WHICH NO RIGHT CAN ESCAPE! *

Chuck Norris was wrong once - He thought HE made a mistake!

 

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