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The Funny Things Thread

Rosbjerg
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Old thread here.

 

I feel this sloth understands my 'morning after drinking' lazyness..

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Fortune favors the bald.

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    The ending of the words is ALMSIVI.

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    I feel this sloth understands my 'morning after drinking' lazyness..

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    That sloth is my spirit animal.

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    🇺🇸RFK Jr 2024🇺🇸

    "Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive." - Bill Hicks

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    I gazed at the dead, and for one dark moment I saw a banquet. 
     

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    Indoor cats reactions to going outside for the first time: http://9gag.com/gag/aVQPvY8

    There used to be a signature here, a really cool one...and now it's gone.  

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    Wrong thread? =P

    Civilization, in fact, grows more and more maudlin and hysterical; especially under democracy it tends to degenerate into a mere combat of crazes; the whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, most of them imaginary. - H.L. Mencken

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    "Akiva Goldsman and Alex Kurtzman run the 21st century version of MK ULTRA." - majestic

    "you're a damned filthy lying robot and you deserve to die and burn in hell." - Bartimaeus

    "Without individual thinking you can't notice the plot holes." - InsaneCommander

    "Just feed off the suffering of gamers." - Malcador

    "You are calling my taste crap." -Hurlshort

    "thankfully it seems like the creators like Hungary less this time around." - Sarex

    "Don't forget the wakame, dumbass" -Keyrock

    "Are you trolling or just being inadvertently nonsensical?' -Pidesco

    "we have already been forced to admit you are at least human" - uuuhhii

    "I refuse to buy from non-woke businesses" - HoonDing

    "feral camels are now considered a pest" - Gorth

    "Melkathi is known to be an overly critical grumpy person" - Melkathi

    "Oddly enough Sanderson was a lot more direct despite being a Mormon" - Zoraptor

    "I found it greatly disturbing to scroll through my cartoon's halfing selection of genitalias." - Wormerine

    "I love cheese despite the pain and carnage." - ShadySands

    A coder friend relayed this story to me.

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    “Political philosophers have often pointed out that in wartime, the citizen, the male citizen at least, loses one of his most basic rights, his right to life; and this has been true ever since the French Revolution and the invention of conscription, now an almost universally accepted principle. But these same philosophers have rarely noted that the citizen in question simultaneously loses another right, one just as basic and perhaps even more vital for his conception of himself as a civilized human being: the right not to kill.”
     
    -Jonathan Littell <<Les Bienveillantes>>
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    "The chancellor, the late chancellor, was only partly correct. He was obsolete. But so is the State, the entity he worshipped. Any state, entity, or ideology becomes obsolete when it stockpiles the wrong weapons: when it captures territories, but not minds; when it enslaves millions, but convinces nobody. When it is naked, yet puts on armor and calls it faith, while in the Eyes of God it has no faith at all. Any state, any entity, any ideology that fails to recognize the worth, the dignity, the rights of Man...that state is obsolete."

    -Rod Serling

     

    "because they filled mommy with enough mythic power to become a demi-god" - KP

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    What was that old hoary story about someone asking a Polish guy if they thought of the Russians as friends or family... He turned around in amazement and said "Family of course!" then after a moment added "I get to CHOOSE my friends."

    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    It surprises me that it doesn't appear the big titles have hired people to post positive reviews. Maybe that's actually in the STEAM contract. Anyway the SKYRIM stuff is way after the PR campaign. I can tell by all the references to the sex mods. 

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    greg358 from Darksouls 3 PVP is a CHEATER.

    That is all.

     

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    Oh... that's what twerking is for. Thanks for the enlightenment. :p

    "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

    "The Courier was the worst of all of them. The worst by far. When he died the first time, he must have met the devil, and then killed him."

     

     

    Is your mom hot? It may explain why guys were following her ?

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    Fortune favors the bald.

    Couldn't help myself

     

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    Free games updated 3/4/21

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    Couldn't help myself

     

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    Well, cloud photo backup is not exactly a new thing on iPhones, judging by recent events.

    Fortune favors the bald.

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    speaking of which

     

     
    So sad I didn't get to see him on Sunday

    Free games updated 3/4/21

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    Dunno if anyone posted this before, but it's new to me.

     

    99 Red Balloons covered using only Red Balloons.

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    This is how I always feel after breakfast. 

     

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