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Civilization, in fact, grows more and more maudlin and hysterical; especially under democracy it tends to degenerate into a mere combat of crazes; the whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, most of them imaginary. - H.L. Mencken

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"Well, let me fix that for more signature bait." - majestic

"I'm gonna hunt you down so that I can slap you square in the mouth." - Bartimaeus

"if you behave we will let you visit the adoption event" - InsaneCommander

"Just feed off the suffering of gamers." - Malcador

"You are calling my taste crap." -Hurlshort

"thankfully it seems like the creators like Hungary less this time around." - Sarex

"Don't forget the wakame, dumbass" -Keyrock

"Are you trolling or just being inadvertently nonsensical?' -Pidesco

"we have already been forced to admit you are at least human" - uuuhhii

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A coder friend relayed this story to me.

"Hommage à la résistance et peu importe quelle soit vaine,
Aux sacrifices qui ont le goût du sang gâté,
À nos camarades, on n'oubliera jamais!
Au seigneur abominable de cette terre,
écoutez ces mots qui comptent le récit d'une longue défaite!"
-The Long Defeat, 2022


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What was that old hoary story about someone asking a Polish guy if they thought of the Russians as friends or family... He turned around in amazement and said "Family of course!" then after a moment added "I get to CHOOSE my friends."

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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Ready for some baffling user reviews on Steam? I just love this little collection:



Not a good collection though, there are some really great reviews. Especially for some of the Indie games - Rust and DayZ in particular.

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Fortune favors the bald.

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