Nepenthe Posted May 16, 2013 Posted May 16, 2013 Not so much funny as .. well, I laughed a little.. "A man in Sweden has died after trying to have sex with a hornet's nest on his farm outside Ystad. The 35-year-old had 146 sting marks on his body, including 54 to his genitals, News Sweden said. An autopsy of Hasse's body showed **** on some of the dead wasps and a number of the victim's pubic hair was found at the entrance of the nest. His fingerprints were also found on the nest, leading the police to believe he had been trying to have sex with the hornet's nest when he was stung to death." source. loved this "To attempt to have intercourse with a hornet's nest is a very bad idea," Siv During Livh, a psychologist and expert on sex fantasies told the news website Sweden & Ystad. I'm surprised it even made news! You're a cheery wee bugger, Nep. Have I ever said that? Reapercussions
mkreku Posted May 16, 2013 Posted May 16, 2013 http://www.ibtimes.co.uk/articles/468132/20130516/man-sex-hornet-s-nest-fake-hoax.htm The funny part is that some real newspapers actually printed the hoax.. 1 Swedes, go to: Spel2, for the latest game reviews in swedish!
mkreku Posted May 16, 2013 Posted May 16, 2013 Greatest gif in the world. Swedes, go to: Spel2, for the latest game reviews in swedish!
Malcador Posted May 16, 2013 Posted May 16, 2013 Well made Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra
mkreku Posted May 16, 2013 Posted May 16, 2013 A potoo. I want one. More here: http://imgur.com/a/Tl89L?gallery Swedes, go to: Spel2, for the latest game reviews in swedish!
Woldan Posted May 16, 2013 Posted May 16, 2013 3 I gazed at the dead, and for one dark moment I saw a banquet.
Rosbjerg Posted May 17, 2013 Author Posted May 17, 2013 9gag headline Reminds me of drunken girls trying to pose for a picture. 3 Fortune favors the bald.
JFSOCC Posted May 17, 2013 Posted May 17, 2013 sure rape star wars even further. Remember: Argue the point, not the person. Remain polite and constructive. Friendly forums have friendly debate. There's no shame in being wrong. If you don't have something to add, don't post for the sake of it. And don't be afraid to post thoughts you are uncertain about, that's what discussion is for.---Pet threads, everyone has them. I love imagining Gods, Monsters, Factions and Weapons.
Rosbjerg Posted May 17, 2013 Author Posted May 17, 2013 At this point JJ is probably gonna be a vast improvement. I lol'ed. 6 Fortune favors the bald.
JFSOCC Posted May 17, 2013 Posted May 17, 2013 (edited) I saw an interview with JJ on daily show yesterday which did not inspire any confidence. He want sto cut out the philosophical underpinnings of Star Wars. That's pretty much the best thing about star wars. Not to mention I ****ing hate his tv show revolution. http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/mon-may-13-2013/exclusive---j-j--abrams-extended-interview-pt--1 Edited May 17, 2013 by JFSOCC Remember: Argue the point, not the person. Remain polite and constructive. Friendly forums have friendly debate. There's no shame in being wrong. If you don't have something to add, don't post for the sake of it. And don't be afraid to post thoughts you are uncertain about, that's what discussion is for.---Pet threads, everyone has them. I love imagining Gods, Monsters, Factions and Weapons.
Katphood Posted May 17, 2013 Posted May 17, 2013 There used to be a signature here, a really cool one...and now it's gone.
Woldan Posted May 17, 2013 Posted May 17, 2013 I gazed at the dead, and for one dark moment I saw a banquet.
rjshae Posted May 18, 2013 Posted May 18, 2013 2 "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."
babaganoosh13 Posted May 22, 2013 Posted May 22, 2013 I was subjected to this almost non-stop after fishing on the weekend. It was forgotten until someone just reminded me of it. This one was shown to me on New Years. It always pops into my head whenever I need to use a pipe wrench at work. You see, ever since the whole Doritos Locos Tacos thing, Taco Bell thinks they can do whatever they want.
Katphood Posted May 22, 2013 Posted May 22, 2013 Who doesn't love Albert: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Ex2vZeiupU 1 There used to be a signature here, a really cool one...and now it's gone.
Rosbjerg Posted May 22, 2013 Author Posted May 22, 2013 Hihi.. Warning - this one requires a certain affinity for the .. strange.. 1 Fortune favors the bald.
Oner Posted May 23, 2013 Posted May 23, 2013 1 Giveaway list: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1DgyQFpOJvyNASt8A12ipyV_iwpLXg_yltGG5mffvSwo/edit?usp=sharing What is glass but tortured sand?Never forget! '12.01.13.
Rostere Posted May 23, 2013 Posted May 23, 2013 This always cracks me up: 1 "Well, overkill is my middle name. And my last name. And all of my other names as well!"
mkreku Posted May 24, 2013 Posted May 24, 2013 2 Swedes, go to: Spel2, for the latest game reviews in swedish!
Malcador Posted May 24, 2013 Posted May 24, 2013 A lost dog strays into a jungle. A lion sees this from a distance and says with caution "this guy looks edible, never seen his kind before". So the lion starts rushing towards the dog with menace. The dog notices and starts to panic but as he's about to run he sees some bones next to him and gets an idea and says loudly "mmm...that was some good lion meat!". The lion abruptly stops and says " woah! This guy seems tougher then he looks, I better leave while I can". Over by the tree top, a monkey witnessed everything. Evidently, the monkey realizes the he can benefit from this situation by telling the lion and getting something in return. So the monkey proceeds to tell the lion what really happened and the lion says angrily "get on my back, we'll get him together". So they start rushing back to the dog. The dog sees them and realized what happened and starts to panic even more. He then gets another idea and shouts "where the hell is that monkey! I told him to bring me another lion an hour ago..." 3 Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra
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