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All this argumentation about silly things like boning your companions, vancian vs mana etc has overlooked the one essential factor that will make or break this game: moustaches!

 

We all know moustaches make things manly, and so I propose we make Obsidian put moustaches on everything: men, women, children, dogs, cats, donkeys, even trees! All resources should be directed to this effort! Whose with me?

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Yes see how both those pictures are made more awesome and manly with the addition of a fine mo! I would post more up if I wasn't stuck writing this on a phone!

 

As to the mention of beards... we are talking elegant moustaches here! A savage chin growth? Inconceivable!


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Picard is a prime example of how pure awesome can still be made even more awesome with the addition of a fine mo!


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As to the mention of beards... we are talking elegant moustaches here! A savage chin growth? Inconceivable!

 

There must be a church in the game that reacts to such heretic statements with ultra violence

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The Tom Selleck Magnum P.I. stache instantly adds 5 points of charisma. Combine that with an unbuttoned Hawaiian shirt (+6 persuasion, +3 manliness) and any female NPC doesn't stand a chance against persuasion attempts.

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As to the mention of beards... we are talking elegant moustaches here! A savage chin growth? Inconceivable!

 

There must be a church in the game that reacts to such heretic statements with ultra violence

 

The violence of the Disgruntled Mo!


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This thread is being filled with pure awesome, or rather Mosome! I hope the devs are taking note, they need Tom Selleck to give this game that final push to mosome!


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Is it wrong to admit that Sagani suits the Mo so much? That is some awesome mohancements you made there! :D


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Nothing is compared, in manliness, to this:

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Armstrong Moustache +10 Strength and Maxed out Manliness skill!

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I'd rather have a tache than a romance, any day of the week. Fallout NV had a comprehensive selection of facial hair but somehow I doubt the itsy-bitsy IE-style avatars will cope. Let us hope that the modders step in!


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Shows how much average level has plunged since life got easy in the west. I say we take the fight to north korea wearing only grizzly-bear underwear, deflecting bullets with our beards and fists.

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I liked the giant beard and swamp hat combo Obsidian provided in Alpha Protocol.

 

I think facial hair - moustaches, beards, giant beards, van dykes, sideburns, muttonchops, etc are all invaluable. Even for isometric characters whose face you don't see (they can be on the paper doll, shut your face).

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