PE will fail without this!

All this argumentation about silly things like boning your companions, vancian vs mana etc has overlooked the one essential factor that will make or break this game: moustaches!

 

We all know moustaches make things manly, and so I propose we make Obsidian put moustaches on everything: men, women, children, dogs, cats, donkeys, even trees! All resources should be directed to this effort! Whose with me?

Increases in power and awsumness should by made visible by your beard growing longer.

Exemplary:

Yes see how both those pictures are made more awesome and manly with the addition of a fine mo! I would post more up if I wasn't stuck writing this on a phone!

 

As to the mention of beards... we are talking elegant moustaches here! A savage chin growth? Inconceivable!

Picard is a prime example of how pure awesome can still be made even more awesome with the addition of a fine mo!

Oh, boy....I can see the moustache mod coming up.

As to the mention of beards... we are talking elegant moustaches here! A savage chin growth? Inconceivable!

 

There must be a church in the game that reacts to such heretic statements with ultra violence

In all it's seriousness, these are cool and manly:

And these are for laughs (I.E. not for P:E ), unless.. of course... the stasche is part of the Wizard's soul

http://fashionablyge...pion.jpg?cb5e28

http://photopostsblo...he-gallery1.jpg

http://www.okaygreat...ss-mustache.jpg

Edited November 8, 2012 by Osvir

The Tom Selleck Magnum P.I. stache instantly adds 5 points of charisma. Combine that with an unbuttoned Hawaiian shirt (+6 persuasion, +3 manliness) and any female NPC doesn't stand a chance against persuasion attempts.

As to the mention of beards... we are talking elegant moustaches here! A savage chin growth? Inconceivable!

 

There must be a church in the game that reacts to such heretic statements with ultra violence

 

The violence of the Disgruntled Mo!

This thread is being filled with pure awesome, or rather Mosome! I hope the devs are taking note, they need Tom Selleck to give this game that final push to mosome!

The Rollie Fingers stache (+2 defense +3 accuracy with thrown weapons)

Edited November 8, 2012 by Keyrock

Is it wrong to admit that Sagani suits the Mo so much? That is some awesome mohancements you made there! :D

Nothing is compared, in manliness, to this:

 

Armstrong Moustache +10 Strength and Maxed out Manliness skill!

Edited November 8, 2012 by kenup

Stache of Awe (+5 intimidation, 10% better prices on livestock)

I'd rather have a tache than a romance, any day of the week. Fallout NV had a comprehensive selection of facial hair but somehow I doubt the itsy-bitsy IE-style avatars will cope. Let us hope that the modders step in!

 

Shows how much average level has plunged since life got easy in the west. I say we take the fight to north korea wearing only grizzly-bear underwear, deflecting bullets with our beards and fists.

 

Lemmy Mutton Chops (+2 performance, +4 survival)

 

What Chanter wouldn't want to sport a pair of those beautes?

Edited November 8, 2012 by Keyrock

I liked the giant beard and swamp hat combo Obsidian provided in Alpha Protocol.

 

I think facial hair - moustaches, beards, giant beards, van dykes, sideburns, muttonchops, etc are all invaluable. Even for isometric characters whose face you don't see (they can be on the paper doll, shut your face).

and ultra HD moustache texture pack

and ultra HD moustache texture pack

4096x4096 moustache textures!

The only problem is that there will hardly be enough graphical detail to tell when a character has a moustache...