FlintlockJazz 2,005 Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 All this argumentation about silly things like boning your companions, vancian vs mana etc has overlooked the one essential factor that will make or break this game: moustaches! We all know moustaches make things manly, and so I propose we make Obsidian put moustaches on everything: men, women, children, dogs, cats, donkeys, even trees! All resources should be directed to this effort! Whose with me? 15 Quote "That rabbit's dynamite!" - King Arthur, Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail "Space is big, really big." - Douglas Adams Link to post Share on other sites
Sacred_Path 489 Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 Increases in power and awsumness should by made visible by your beard growing longer. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Osvir 1,707 Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 Exemplary: 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kenup 232 Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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FlintlockJazz 2,005 Posted November 8, 2012 Author Share Posted November 8, 2012 Yes see how both those pictures are made more awesome and manly with the addition of a fine mo! I would post more up if I wasn't stuck writing this on a phone! As to the mention of beards... we are talking elegant moustaches here! A savage chin growth? Inconceivable! Quote "That rabbit's dynamite!" - King Arthur, Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail "Space is big, really big." - Douglas Adams Link to post Share on other sites
FlintlockJazz 2,005 Posted November 8, 2012 Author Share Posted November 8, 2012 Picard is a prime example of how pure awesome can still be made even more awesome with the addition of a fine mo! Quote "That rabbit's dynamite!" - King Arthur, Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail "Space is big, really big." - Douglas Adams Link to post Share on other sites
Frisk 88 Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 Oh, boy....I can see the moustache mod coming up. Quote A few of my old tools Link to post Share on other sites
Sacred_Path 489 Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 As to the mention of beards... we are talking elegant moustaches here! A savage chin growth? Inconceivable! There must be a church in the game that reacts to such heretic statements with ultra violence Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Osvir 1,707 Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 (edited) In all it's seriousness, these are cool and manly: And these are for laughs (I.E. not for P:E ), unless.. of course... the stasche is part of the Wizard's soul http://fashionablyge...pion.jpg?cb5e28 http://photopostsblo...he-gallery1.jpg http://www.okaygreat...ss-mustache.jpg Edited November 8, 2012 by Osvir 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Keyrock 8,873 Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 The Tom Selleck Magnum P.I. stache instantly adds 5 points of charisma. Combine that with an unbuttoned Hawaiian shirt (+6 persuasion, +3 manliness) and any female NPC doesn't stand a chance against persuasion attempts. 3 Quote I wonder if there is beer on the sun Link to post Share on other sites
FlintlockJazz 2,005 Posted November 8, 2012 Author Share Posted November 8, 2012 As to the mention of beards... we are talking elegant moustaches here! A savage chin growth? Inconceivable! There must be a church in the game that reacts to such heretic statements with ultra violence The violence of the Disgruntled Mo! Quote "That rabbit's dynamite!" - King Arthur, Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail "Space is big, really big." - Douglas Adams Link to post Share on other sites
FlintlockJazz 2,005 Posted November 8, 2012 Author Share Posted November 8, 2012 This thread is being filled with pure awesome, or rather Mosome! I hope the devs are taking note, they need Tom Selleck to give this game that final push to mosome! Quote "That rabbit's dynamite!" - King Arthur, Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail "Space is big, really big." - Douglas Adams Link to post Share on other sites
Keyrock 8,873 Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 (edited) The Rollie Fingers stache (+2 defense +3 accuracy with thrown weapons) Edited November 8, 2012 by Keyrock 1 Quote I wonder if there is beer on the sun Link to post Share on other sites
Sick 36 Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 8 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
FlintlockJazz 2,005 Posted November 8, 2012 Author Share Posted November 8, 2012 Is it wrong to admit that Sagani suits the Mo so much? That is some awesome mohancements you made there! :D Quote "That rabbit's dynamite!" - King Arthur, Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail "Space is big, really big." - Douglas Adams Link to post Share on other sites
kenup 232 Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 (edited) Nothing is compared, in manliness, to this: Armstrong Moustache +10 Strength and Maxed out Manliness skill! Edited November 8, 2012 by kenup 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Keyrock 8,873 Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 Stache of Awe (+5 intimidation, 10% better prices on livestock) 5 Quote I wonder if there is beer on the sun Link to post Share on other sites
Monte Carlo 4,908 Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 I'd rather have a tache than a romance, any day of the week. Fallout NV had a comprehensive selection of facial hair but somehow I doubt the itsy-bitsy IE-style avatars will cope. Let us hope that the modders step in! Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Gyges 129 Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 Shows how much average level has plunged since life got easy in the west. I say we take the fight to north korea wearing only grizzly-bear underwear, deflecting bullets with our beards and fists. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Keyrock 8,873 Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 (edited) Lemmy Mutton Chops (+2 performance, +4 survival) What Chanter wouldn't want to sport a pair of those beautes? Edited November 8, 2012 by Keyrock 1 Quote I wonder if there is beer on the sun Link to post Share on other sites
Amentep 5,769 Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 I liked the giant beard and swamp hat combo Obsidian provided in Alpha Protocol. I think facial hair - moustaches, beards, giant beards, van dykes, sideburns, muttonchops, etc are all invaluable. Even for isometric characters whose face you don't see (they can be on the paper doll, shut your face). 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kabaliero 128 Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 and ultra HD moustache texture pack 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Keyrock 8,873 Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 and ultra HD moustache texture pack 4096x4096 moustache textures! 1 Quote I wonder if there is beer on the sun Link to post Share on other sites
mcmanusaur 550 Posted November 8, 2012 Share Posted November 8, 2012 The only problem is that there will hardly be enough graphical detail to tell when a character has a moustache... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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