PE will fail without this!

[FlintlockJazz]

All this argumentation about silly things like boning your companions, vancian vs mana etc has overlooked the one essential factor that will make or break this game: moustaches!

 

We all know moustaches make things manly, and so I propose we make Obsidian put moustaches on everything: men, women, children, dogs, cats, donkeys, even trees! All resources should be directed to this effort! Whose with me?

[Sacred_Path]

Increases in power and awsumness should by made visible by your beard growing longer.

[Osvir]

Exemplary:

[kenup]

[quechn1tlan]

[FlintlockJazz]

Yes see how both those pictures are made more awesome and manly with the addition of a fine mo! I would post more up if I wasn't stuck writing this on a phone!

 

As to the mention of beards... we are talking elegant moustaches here! A savage chin growth? Inconceivable!

[FlintlockJazz]

Picard is a prime example of how pure awesome can still be made even more awesome with the addition of a fine mo!

[Frisk]

Oh, boy....I can see the moustache mod coming up.

[Sacred_Path]

As to the mention of beards... we are talking elegant moustaches here! A savage chin growth? Inconceivable!

 

There must be a church in the game that reacts to such heretic statements with ultra violence

[Osvir]

In all it's seriousness, these are cool and manly:

And these are for laughs (I.E. not for P:E ), unless.. of course... the stasche is part of the Wizard's soul

http://fashionablyge...pion.jpg?cb5e28

http://photopostsblo...he-gallery1.jpg

http://www.okaygreat...ss-mustache.jpg

Edited November 8, 2012 by Osvir

[Keyrock]

The Tom Selleck Magnum P.I. stache instantly adds 5 points of charisma. Combine that with an unbuttoned Hawaiian shirt (+6 persuasion, +3 manliness) and any female NPC doesn't stand a chance against persuasion attempts.

[FlintlockJazz]

As to the mention of beards... we are talking elegant moustaches here! A savage chin growth? Inconceivable!

 

There must be a church in the game that reacts to such heretic statements with ultra violence

 

The violence of the Disgruntled Mo!

[FlintlockJazz]

This thread is being filled with pure awesome, or rather Mosome! I hope the devs are taking note, they need Tom Selleck to give this game that final push to mosome!

[Keyrock]

The Rollie Fingers stache (+2 defense +3 accuracy with thrown weapons)

Edited November 8, 2012 by Keyrock

[Sick]

[FlintlockJazz]

Is it wrong to admit that Sagani suits the Mo so much? That is some awesome mohancements you made there! :D

[kenup]

Nothing is compared, in manliness, to this:

 

Armstrong Moustache +10 Strength and Maxed out Manliness skill!

Edited November 8, 2012 by kenup

[Keyrock]

Stache of Awe (+5 intimidation, 10% better prices on livestock)

[Monte Carlo]

I'd rather have a tache than a romance, any day of the week. Fallout NV had a comprehensive selection of facial hair but somehow I doubt the itsy-bitsy IE-style avatars will cope. Let us hope that the modders step in!

[Gyges]

 

Shows how much average level has plunged since life got easy in the west. I say we take the fight to north korea wearing only grizzly-bear underwear, deflecting bullets with our beards and fists.

[Keyrock]

 

Lemmy Mutton Chops (+2 performance, +4 survival)

 

What Chanter wouldn't want to sport a pair of those beautes?

Edited November 8, 2012 by Keyrock

[Amentep]

I liked the giant beard and swamp hat combo Obsidian provided in Alpha Protocol.

 

I think facial hair - moustaches, beards, giant beards, van dykes, sideburns, muttonchops, etc are all invaluable. Even for isometric characters whose face you don't see (they can be on the paper doll, shut your face).

[kabaliero]

and ultra HD moustache texture pack

[Keyrock]

and ultra HD moustache texture pack

4096x4096 moustache textures!

[mcmanusaur]

The only problem is that there will hardly be enough graphical detail to tell when a character has a moustache...