Kaftan Barlast Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 How does it feel to live in non-podium countries, bitches? 1. Finland 2. Switzerland 3. Sweden http://www.newsweek.com/2010/08/15/interac...-countries.html DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. " Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorton_AP Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 I'm too busy taking full advantage of my superior education to pay much attention. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enoch Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 Clearly missing a "my country can kick your country's ass" category. [chant]U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A![/chant] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purkake Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 I can't hear you over the sound of actually affordable booze. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgoth Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 Finland, the best country. That's a good one. This infographic is bollocks. Rain makes everything better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wrath of Dagon Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 Newsweek, lolz, there's a reason they're about to disappear. "Moral indignation is a standard strategy for endowing the idiot with dignity." Marshall McLuhan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 If the results of any competition puts Switzerland at number two then I ain't fething playing. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirottu Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 It This post is not to be enjoyed, discussed, or referenced on company time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oner Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 Bah, everyone knows Hungary is superi-.... wait no, this country's ****. ****.. Giveaway list: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1DgyQFpOJvyNASt8A12ipyV_iwpLXg_yltGG5mffvSwo/edit?usp=sharing What is glass but tortured sand?Never forget! '12.01.13. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purkake Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 Bah, everyone knows Hungary is superi-.... wait no, this country's ****.****.. Even Estonia is above it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oner Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 Bah, everyone knows Hungary is superi-.... wait no, this country's ****.****.. Even Estonia is above it Yeah? Where do you think all the gypsies will go after this place comes apart? Giveaway list: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1DgyQFpOJvyNASt8A12ipyV_iwpLXg_yltGG5mffvSwo/edit?usp=sharing What is glass but tortured sand?Never forget! '12.01.13. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mkreku Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 FINLAND CLEARLY CHEATED RRRRRAAAAAARRRRGGHHHH!!1! Swedes, go to: Spel2, for the latest game reviews in swedish! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purkake Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 Bah, everyone knows Hungary is superi-.... wait no, this country's ****.****.. Even Estonia is above it Yeah? Where do you think all the gypsies will go after this place comes apart? Oh, it's far too cold for them here. I think we're safe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flouride Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 FINLAND CLEARLY CHEATED RRRRRAAAAAARRRRGGHHHH!!1! How dare you accuse that we sent a few good looking women to show them people at Newsweek a good time. Hate the living, love the dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WorstUsernameEver Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 I.. don't think I really care much about this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Volourn Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 The list logic deosn't make sense. Most of what it 'rates' is just silly. DWARVES IN PROJECT ETERNITY = VOLOURN HAS PLEDGED $250. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vault_overseer Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 eh, we can still bomb the s**t out of everyone else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Syraxis Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 eh, we can still bomb the s**t out of everyone else. and send our condolences afterwards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nepenthe Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 Rumor going around that due to an editorial error, the placing of Finland and Switzerland were accidentally reversed. :D I'm sure the good-looking women that we sent to give the Newsweek people a good time were Estonian temp workers. Most of them are. You're a cheery wee bugger, Nep. Have I ever said that? Reapercussions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meshugger Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 I have actually been around Europe and North America, and i can tell that the "list" is pretty BS. "Some men see things as they are and say why?""I dream things that never were and say why not?"- George Bernard Shaw"Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man."- Friedrich Nietzsche "The amount of energy necessary to refute bull**** is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it." - Some guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 Maybe they were basing it on film evidence. I mean the US and UK are awash with zombies for starters. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rostere Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 (edited) I can't hear you over the sound of actually affordable booze. I don't understand what you're saying, if you live in Sweden you buy all your booze in Estonia :S The Baltic states are kind of like the booze store for the other Scandinavian countries. The list logic deosn't make sense. Most of what it 'rates' is just silly. Care to elaborate? Edited August 18, 2010 by Rostere "Well, overkill is my middle name. And my last name. And all of my other names as well!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Humodour Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 Australia is only 4th instead of 1st because our 1Gbps National Broadband Network isn't complete yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveThaiBinh Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 I'm surprised Saudi Arabia scored as highly as it did. "An electric puddle is not what I need right now." (Nina Kalenkov) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purkake Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 (edited) I can't hear you over the sound of actually affordable booze. I don't understand what you're saying, if you live in Sweden you buy all your booze in Estonia :S The Baltic states are kind of like the booze store for the other Scandinavian countries. Having to take a 3 hour boat trip every time you want booze is somewhat inconvenient not that we don't appreciate your tax money . Australia is only 4th instead of 1st because our 1Gbps National Broadband Network isn't complete yet. You're still going to get crazy lag for stuff hosted outside of Australia, though. Edited August 18, 2010 by Purkake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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