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69% Chance of surviving the zombie apocalypse, but I could only take on 14 five year olds..... hrrmmmm...

 

If the 5 yr olds had been zombies and they'd let me use my gun, I'd have had a lot higher score on that one!

 

*pumps her shotgun and aims it toward the door*

Anybody here catch that? All I understood was 'very'.

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http://www.variety.com/article/VR111798676...d=1238&cs=1

 

Coincidence?

 

The similiarities between the most brilliant minds at Harvard and the denizens of this board are frighteningly.... something. :lol:

Notice how I can belittle your beliefs without calling you names. It's a useful skill to have particularly where you aren't allowed to call people names. It's a mistake to get too drawn in/worked up. I mean it's not life or death, it's just two guys posting their thoughts on a message board. If it were personal or face to face all the usual restraints would be in place, and we would never have reached this place in the first place. Try to remember that.
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53% chance of survival. Although again, it takes no account of the fact that I would be with my unit.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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Well, I guess I might be alone when the outbreaks start - as you all have really been generating abysmal scores. :lol:

 

You must not care for your loved ones and own enough firepower to supply a small war, no?

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Well, I guess I might be alone when the outbreaks start - as you all have really been generating abysmal scores. :lol:

 

You must not care for your loved ones and own enough firepower to supply a small war, no?

 

Well, it's not that I do not care for them, I just would not risk being turned into a zombie in an attempt to save them or cure them. As for the weapons, I guess I do have more than most people here... o:)

"Geez. It's like we lost some sort of bet and ended up saddled with a bunch of terrible new posters on this forum."

-Hurlshot

 

 

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53% and since I picked a lot of obvious survival options and only had that much, it's likely that answering "no" to the "Do you own a gun?" question takes out a lot of the score.

 

Though I don't see how hard it would be to leave to the countryside with a van full of looted canned food when the zombie apocalypse starts if you can run for a long time and own a baseball bat.

 

Then again, if the z-heads turn out to be 28DL speed-heads, I'd be dead in seconds thanks to there being a residential zone between me and supermarket.

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

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Great. The only one left standing when humanity falls is a ballroom dancer.

 

 

...Twirling on an M4 and tossing grenades. :p

 

 

baaa-zing!

 

ROFLMAO

 

EDIT: I had an idea for power generation, post apocalypse. Given the dead seem to be more or less able to keep going indefinitely, can't we create some sort of gigantic hamster wheel, and put them in it?

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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You can't use zombies as slaves, you know. They're still people with rights. You would have to get their informed consent and pay the minimum wage.

 

Zombies are technically dead. Dead people have no rights.

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That was technically a joke. And it's on you.

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

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You can't use zombies as slaves, you know. They're still people with rights. You would have to get their informed consent and pay the minimum wage.

 

Zombies are technically dead. Dead people have no rights.

 

That's not true. Interfering with corpses is illegal. And by interfering with I mean putting frikken LASERS on their heads.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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