theslug Posted September 24, 2008 Share Posted September 24, 2008 And phos burns with flames, be sure of it. Nasty bloody stuff, anyway. That's why I mentioned it. I heard stories of it in World Wars but really in Vietnam I think the dude said someone got nailed by a phos grenade and then he jumped into like a small creek but since it's phosphorous water doesn't help and actually I think makes it worse becuase it like oxidizes it more or something. I don't know I'm just speculating on that last part. There was a time when I questioned the ability for the schizoid to ever experience genuine happiness, at the very least for a prolonged segment of time. I am no closer to finding the answer, however, it has become apparent that contentment is certainly a realizable goal. I find these results to be adequate, if not pleasing. Unfortunately, connection is another subject entirely. When one has sufficiently examined the mind and their emotional constructs, connection can be easily imitated. More data must be gleaned and further collated before a sufficient judgment can be reached. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted September 24, 2008 Author Share Posted September 24, 2008 Yup. That's the stuff. It's also the stuff in napalm which makes it burn better. Side-note: What happens to all the carrion in a zombie outbreak? "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILL THE ALMIGHTY Posted September 24, 2008 Share Posted September 24, 2008 Wikipedia says they die in about a week. Can Wikipedia be trusted with vital zombie information? "Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted September 26, 2008 Author Share Posted September 26, 2008 I don't know... I normally only trust information on zombies when I get it from a video on youtube, showing some shaky handycam footage and an American student. ALERT: I found what I believe is footage of two Swedes with the virus... http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7636577.stm "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILL THE ALMIGHTY Posted September 27, 2008 Share Posted September 27, 2008 Isn't "Swede" a sinonym for "Zombie"? "Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted September 27, 2008 Author Share Posted September 27, 2008 Isn't "Swede" a sinonym for "Zombie"? *Eyes go very round, and jaw drops open* "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILL THE ALMIGHTY Posted September 27, 2008 Share Posted September 27, 2008 (edited) It's okay, I know french is a synonim too. Which means I speak "Zombie". [/racism] (seriously, I know nothing about Sweden. It gets some bashing, so this is just my very p Edited September 27, 2008 by WILL THE ALMIGHTY "Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UnknownRegions Posted September 27, 2008 Share Posted September 27, 2008 1. How many zombies are we talking about? 2. I live in the country. so... i can live of the land. 3. My father owns three chainsaws. 4. What kind of zombies are we dealing with (it makes a difference)? 5. Are they slow and dumb (i love those kind) or fast running and quick to learn (God help us!)? 6. My neighbor is a avid gun collector (got to love that pump-action shotgun). The lesser of two evils is still evil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deadly_Nightshade Posted September 27, 2008 Share Posted September 27, 2008 My father owns three chainsaws. Chainsaws are actually not that good when it comes to killing zombies. "Geez. It's like we lost some sort of bet and ended up saddled with a bunch of terrible new posters on this forum." -Hurlshot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moatilliatta Posted September 27, 2008 Share Posted September 27, 2008 I imagine it could do well in situations where you are only up against one and since he lives in the country he isn't as likely to meet large groups. Or am I wrong on one of the points? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deadly_Nightshade Posted September 27, 2008 Share Posted September 27, 2008 Well, a chainsaw makes lots of shredded zombie, so the risk of accidental infection is significantly increased. "Geez. It's like we lost some sort of bet and ended up saddled with a bunch of terrible new posters on this forum." -Hurlshot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted September 28, 2008 Author Share Posted September 28, 2008 You also run the risk of catching a piece of buckle or button or bone in the teth, which makes them kick all over the place. You have to plan for both kinds of zombies, to an extent. Although clearly the latter are far more dangerous. I'm only hypothesising, but I would guess that the more intact, and fresh the corpse, the faster it moves. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trenitay Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 I'd be fine. small neighborhood, couple of guns with some shels and a reloader just in case i run out. Plenty of food. lots of rice. 4 major entrances. The only problem is the sliding glass door. Hey now, my mother is huge and don't you forget it. The drunk can't even get off the couch to make herself a vodka drenched sandwich. Octopus suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted September 29, 2008 Author Share Posted September 29, 2008 sliding glass door. ...dead. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trenitay Posted September 29, 2008 Share Posted September 29, 2008 You're right. i would get my head eaten because i just had to have the fancy sliding glass door. Hey now, my mother is huge and don't you forget it. The drunk can't even get off the couch to make herself a vodka drenched sandwich. Octopus suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted September 29, 2008 Author Share Posted September 29, 2008 You're right. i would get my head eaten because i just had to have the fancy sliding glass door. Absolutely, ears eaten like tacos. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trenitay Posted September 30, 2008 Share Posted September 30, 2008 They can eat my ears like tacos? Hey now, my mother is huge and don't you forget it. The drunk can't even get off the couch to make herself a vodka drenched sandwich. Octopus suck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted September 30, 2008 Author Share Posted September 30, 2008 They can eat my ears like tacos? Strictly speaking, you'd have to fill them with chopped lettuce, first. But basically tacos. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moatilliatta Posted September 30, 2008 Share Posted September 30, 2008 Do zombies use salsa? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosbjerg Posted September 30, 2008 Share Posted September 30, 2008 mostly the south american kind. Fortune favors the bald. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted October 1, 2008 Author Share Posted October 1, 2008 Do zombies use salsa? Shambling zombies, yes. Running zombies, sometimes. Salsa'ing zombies, only in suburbia. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Humodour Posted October 1, 2008 Share Posted October 1, 2008 So do zombies from social welfare countries have a system where they ensure everybody gets at least a minimum amount of brains? Or is it all strongest gets to crush the weakest, free market America style? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theslug Posted October 1, 2008 Share Posted October 1, 2008 I seen an over weight black woman zombie snatch the gizzard right out from a young man once. There was a time when I questioned the ability for the schizoid to ever experience genuine happiness, at the very least for a prolonged segment of time. I am no closer to finding the answer, however, it has become apparent that contentment is certainly a realizable goal. I find these results to be adequate, if not pleasing. Unfortunately, connection is another subject entirely. When one has sufficiently examined the mind and their emotional constructs, connection can be easily imitated. More data must be gleaned and further collated before a sufficient judgment can be reached. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted October 1, 2008 Author Share Posted October 1, 2008 So do zombies from social welfare countries have a system where they ensure everybody gets at least a minimum amount of brains? Or is it all strongest gets to crush the weakest, free market America style? Could be a Communist system, where they are forced to queue for brains for hours, then discover there are none. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WILL THE ALMIGHTY Posted October 2, 2008 Share Posted October 2, 2008 How long until a zombie starves to death? Death being after Un-death of course. "Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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