Humodour Posted May 30, 2008 Posted May 30, 2008 Sticky topic? Clearly you will be first to be eaten when the revolution comes.
Nick_i_am Posted May 30, 2008 Posted May 30, 2008 This is why I keep a samurai sword under my bed. (Approved by Fio, so feel free to use it)
Tale Posted May 30, 2008 Posted May 30, 2008 This is why I keep a samurai sword under my bed. Lightweight. "Show me a man who "plays fair" and I'll show you a very talented cheater."
Moatilliatta Posted May 30, 2008 Posted May 30, 2008 My zombie survival situation is approximately the same as Gorgon since we live in the same city and as such are prohibited from lifesaving appliances like swords and guns. I am in the lucky situation that I'd be able to smash the only staircase leading to my habitat and could with clever use of a rope establish a zombie free zone that will allow me enough time to come up with a plan to get to wherever would be usefull. I do need to establish some kind of emergency supply of food.
Nick_i_am Posted May 30, 2008 Posted May 30, 2008 This is why I keep a samurai sword under my bed. Lightweight. Yeah, nicely balanced too. (Approved by Fio, so feel free to use it)
DeathScepter Posted May 30, 2008 Posted May 30, 2008 Well I do hope there is no headcrab zombies. I know that zombies are creepy in general but to me , headcrab zombies are creepier.
Xard Posted May 30, 2008 Posted May 30, 2008 hahaha, sticky Awesome How can it be a no ob build. It has PROVEN effective. I dare you to show your builds and I will tear you apart in an arugment about how these builds will won them. - OverPowered Godzilla (OPG)
Humodour Posted May 31, 2008 Posted May 31, 2008 My zombie survival situation is approximately the same as Gorgon since we live in the same city and as such are prohibited from lifesaving appliances like swords and guns. I am in the lucky situation that I'd be able to smash the only staircase leading to my habitat and could with clever use of a rope establish a zombie free zone that will allow me enough time to come up with a plan to get to wherever would be usefull. I do need to establish some kind of emergency supply of food. That's what I was thinking - I can establish a base in the attic until I've figured things out. Zombies can't climb well can they?
Deadly_Nightshade Posted May 31, 2008 Posted May 31, 2008 Zombies can't climb well can they? Not at all, unless we are talking about some type of uber-mutant zombie. "Geez. It's like we lost some sort of bet and ended up saddled with a bunch of terrible new posters on this forum." -Hurlshot
Gorth Posted May 31, 2008 Posted May 31, 2008 Thread pruned a bit. Let the necrophiliac fantasies rest in peace “He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein
Gorgon Posted June 1, 2008 Posted June 1, 2008 What are the odds of there being 3 people from Copenhagen on this board. Na na na na na na ... greg358 from Darksouls 3 PVP is a CHEATER. That is all.
theslug Posted June 1, 2008 Posted June 1, 2008 You're no fun Gorth. There was a time when I questioned the ability for the schizoid to ever experience genuine happiness, at the very least for a prolonged segment of time. I am no closer to finding the answer, however, it has become apparent that contentment is certainly a realizable goal. I find these results to be adequate, if not pleasing. Unfortunately, connection is another subject entirely. When one has sufficiently examined the mind and their emotional constructs, connection can be easily imitated. More data must be gleaned and further collated before a sufficient judgment can be reached.
WILL THE ALMIGHTY Posted June 1, 2008 Posted June 1, 2008 I live in typical suburbs, which means I'll definitly be part of the first targets. Lucky me, the houses in the neighborhood are pretty much fortresses, so I may survive as long as I don't run out of boiling hot oil to dump on the zombies. "Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"
Gorth Posted June 1, 2008 Posted June 1, 2008 You're no fun Gorth. Yeah, boring I know I do prefer girls with a pulse though. If hot-blooded, even better so I live in a two-story place, with the upper floor having metal mosquito nets for all windows. Makes fast exits a bit of a problem. No guns, but a nice big knife. Since I can't cook and mostly re-heat ready made stuff, I've got plenty of cans with stuff that lasts 40 years. I live next to some golf courses and parklands, leading down to the local river, so I might just go for swim out to the beach and hope that the sharks like their meat well hung rather than fresh “He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein
DeathScepter Posted June 1, 2008 Posted June 1, 2008 Zombies can't climb well can they? Not at all, unless we are talking about some type of uber-mutant zombie. that would be the fast headcrab zombies from Half life 2. annoying bastards they are.
Aram Posted June 1, 2008 Posted June 1, 2008 I think I have the firepower to deal with approximately 15,000 zombies, provided they move slowly and I'm given adequate time to reload and fortify my position.
Rosbjerg Posted June 2, 2008 Posted June 2, 2008 What are the odds of there being 3 people from Copenhagen on this board. There are about 6-7 people from Denmark on these boards, so the odds weren't that big. But it's nice to know that I'm not the only one who's totally screwed when the Zombies strike! And nice call on the sticky! and Aram, I'll be heading for your place when the outbreak happens, just so you know it! Fortune favors the bald.
Walsingham Posted June 2, 2008 Author Posted June 2, 2008 Well, I can only apologise for not stickying it sooner. You were quite correct. This is a matter of public responsibility. And I'd like to point out how far ahead of other companies Obsidian is. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
Gfted1 Posted June 2, 2008 Posted June 2, 2008 (edited) ... Edited June 2, 2008 by Gfted1 "I'm your biggest fan, Ill follow you until you love me, Papa"
Gorth Posted June 2, 2008 Posted June 2, 2008 ... I think this one just turned Zombie... “He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein
Rosbjerg Posted June 2, 2008 Posted June 2, 2008 Well, I can only apologise for not stickying it sooner. You were quite correct. This is a matter of public responsibility. And I'd like to point out how far ahead of other companies Obsidian is. Quite true. In this age of enviromental and health awareness it's important not to overlook equally important issues. Fortune favors the bald.
SteveThaiBinh Posted June 2, 2008 Posted June 2, 2008 All this new scaremongering about an alleged 'zombie threat' is just an attempt to draw attention away from the abject failure of the War on Lycanthropy and the invasion of Transylvania. "An electric puddle is not what I need right now." (Nina Kalenkov)
Aram Posted June 2, 2008 Posted June 2, 2008 and Aram, I'll be heading for your place when the outbreak happens, just so you know it! Be sure to wear a sandwich sign with large, legible letters. "NOT UNDEAD. HAVE BROUGHT BEER" or you may simply be thrown onto the pile.
Humodour Posted June 2, 2008 Posted June 2, 2008 All this new scaremongering about an alleged 'zombie threat' is just an attempt to draw attention away from the abject failure of the War on Lycanthropy and the invasion of Transylvania. Stop trying to stir up resentment man. Vampires and werewolves make productive members of society most of the time and you know it! It's a small minority that ruins it for all of them.
Aram Posted June 3, 2008 Posted June 3, 2008 All this new scaremongering about an alleged 'zombie threat' is just an attempt to draw attention away from the abject failure of the War on Lycanthropy and the invasion of Transylvania. Stop trying to stir up resentment man. Vampires and werewolves make productive members of society most of the time and you know it! It's a small minority that ruins it for all of them. There's two kinds of vampires: the vampires, and the teenaged angsty sitcom vampires. And everytime the vampires are trying to have a good time, the TASVs **** IT UP.
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