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Now Commando - there's a decent date movie.

 

 

Right, if she doesn't get excited by Commando then she needs to be kicked to the curb.

 

 

 

The Adventures of Buckaroo Bonzi Across the Eighth Dimension

People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world. What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair.

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The Break-up: surprisingly well written (acted, directed) and accomplished little (reverse-) romcom. I think, of all the Friends, Jennifer Aniston has crafted the best acting career; I can't fault any of her choices.

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Saw HP5 last night. My overall impression was positive, but mixed.

 

The good: The visuals of the Ministry of Magic and Sirius' house were impressive. Imelda Staunton was an excellent Dolores Umbridge, and the design for her office was perfect. The girl playing Luna Lovegood was also great-- she stole every scene she was in. The rest of the cast was also very good (as always). If anything, I was upset that some of them didn't get enough screen time (In particular, Emma Thompson's turn as Trelawney was far too brief).

 

The bad: The use of the Daily Prophet as a segue and exposition felt gimmicky. The

Weasley twins' escape

was kind of underwhelming-- it could have been handled much better.

The final fight between Dumbledore and Voldemort was impressive, but it was too conventional. The account in the book included bits of Dumbledore's characteristic whimsy (statues coming alive, etc.), which was absent in the film-- it was just 2 very serious wizards blasting away at each other

.

 

It was cut down dramatically from the book, which I'm generally OK with, but it totally screws whoever is writing & directing films 6 & 7, because much of the material that was cut is necessary exposition for stuff that happens later in the series. (Mostly, they never explained why Voldy wanted the prophecy in the first place, and I have a feeling that

Snape's memory of Lily Potter

will have an important role in book 7.) The one cut that I felt really hurt this film was

Firenze, the centaur divination professor

-- Umbridge's hate of "half breeds" and "near-humans" wasn't set up at all until the scene at the very end

when she runs into Grawp and the pack of centaurs

. It made that whole scene feel rather forced-- an unsatisfactory end for an otherwise excellent villain.

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Phantom of the Opera. Emmy Rossum has the most sublime voice (and is that a seven octave range?) I have heard for a loooooooooooong time.

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Let's see: Gosford Park, The Spy Who Came in from the Cold, The Hustler, eXistenZ, Rules of Attraction, the first half of Dynamite Warrior, Zodiac, Kingdom of Heaven (Director's Cut), Outlaw, Four Brothers, and

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I recently saw:

 

HP 5 - Amazing film, crappy adaptation. That's all I'm gonna say for the sake of spoilers.

 

Hairspray - I loved it. Thought it was quirky, cute, and a pretty good interpretation of the Broadway show, though Travolta seemed out of place and his accent was confusing. Didn't know what he wanted to sound like. They should have just asked Goodman to come back and reprise his role. But apart from that, it was delightful! Go see it!

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I saw Idiocracy yesterday. A good idea and a decent plot (too many holes though), but the actors are horrible (except for the female lead) so the story simply falls short - there's nothing to carry it - so it becomes unbelievable and stereotypish.

Fortune favors the bald.

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I want Milla Jovovich in that suit.

why take the clothing ON the body?

Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition!

 

Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.

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I want Milla Jovovich in that suit.

why take the clothing ON the body?

I had to associate the phrase with 5th Element somehow, didn't I?

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I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

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District B 13. So far every French movie I've seen has sucked. This was no different. While the parkour in this movie was pretty excellent and the fighting was pretty above average, the plot and acting was disgustingly horrid. It also didn't help that they dubbed the movie with voice actors that sucked more than your average anime. I would of been content watching it subbed but either way the concept was so stupid. Don't watch this movie unless you have a particular hardon for parkour. 6/10

There was a time when I questioned the ability for the schizoid to ever experience genuine happiness, at the very least for a prolonged segment of time. I am no closer to finding the answer, however, it has become apparent that contentment is certainly a realizable goal. I find these results to be adequate, if not pleasing. Unfortunately, connection is another subject entirely. When one has sufficiently examined the mind and their emotional constructs, connection can be easily imitated. More data must be gleaned and further collated before a sufficient judgment can be reached.

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District B 13. So far every French movie I've seen has sucked. This was no different. While the parkour in this movie was pretty excellent and the fighting was pretty above average, the plot and acting was disgustingly horrid. It also didn't help that they dubbed the movie with voice actors that sucked more than your average anime. I would of been content watching it subbed but either way the concept was so stupid. Don't watch this movie unless you have a particular hardon for parkour. 6/10

 

Huh, I disagree. The action scenes alone made B-13 worth watching for me. Heck, that's why I rented it, I wasn't expecting some great plot. I've yet to see a scene that topped the intro action scene in that movie, although the intro for Casino Royale is close.

 

edit: Have you seen Brotherhood of the Wolf? That's the only other french movie I can think of that I really enjoyed.

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Let's see: Gosford Park, The Spy Who Came in from the Cold, The Hustler, eXistenZ, Rules of Attraction, the first half of Dynamite Warrior, Zodiac, Kingdom of Heaven (Director's Cut), Outlaw, Four Brothers, and

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District B 13. So far every French movie I've seen has sucked. This was no different. While the parkour in this movie was pretty excellent and the fighting was pretty above average, the plot and acting was disgustingly horrid. It also didn't help that they dubbed the movie with voice actors that sucked more than your average anime. I would of been content watching it subbed but either way the concept was so stupid. Don't watch this movie unless you have a particular hardon for parkour. 6/10

 

Huh, I disagree. The action scenes alone made B-13 worth watching for me. Heck, that's why I rented it, I wasn't expecting some great plot. I've yet to see a scene that topped the intro action scene in that movie, although the intro for Casino Royale is close.

 

edit: Have you seen Brotherhood of the Wolf? That's the only other french movie I can think of that I really enjoyed.

Well I didn't know what the movie was until I watched it. Like I said the parkour was absolutely amazing, and the fighting was pretty much top notch which is why it got a 6 and not anything lower. But the acting and story is why it didn't get anything higher than a 6. My expectations were heightened by the begining, the rat coming out of the wall, stylish opening, and then the crazy parkour in the begining. But after that it was just too shallow, even for an action movie.

There was a time when I questioned the ability for the schizoid to ever experience genuine happiness, at the very least for a prolonged segment of time. I am no closer to finding the answer, however, it has become apparent that contentment is certainly a realizable goal. I find these results to be adequate, if not pleasing. Unfortunately, connection is another subject entirely. When one has sufficiently examined the mind and their emotional constructs, connection can be easily imitated. More data must be gleaned and further collated before a sufficient judgment can be reached.

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Let's see: Gosford Park, The Spy Who Came in from the Cold, The Hustler, eXistenZ, Rules of Attraction, the first half of Dynamite Warrior, Zodiac, Kingdom of Heaven (Director's Cut), Outlaw, Four Brothers, and
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The Wrong Man.

 

Quite great.

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I caught the Passion Of The Christ for the first time since seeing it in theatres. I forgot its basically a torture film.

 

Funny, I found it to be a rather humourious black comedy.... Meh.

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The Island.

 

I love it. Scarlett Johansson is great, and hot, and Ewan performes well.

 

10/10

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Dinocroc and Supergator. go scifi channel go.

 

Prediction: WIthin 2 years Scifi channel wil be 24 hour wresting and extreme street fighting specials.

Notice how I can belittle your beliefs without calling you names. It's a useful skill to have particularly where you aren't allowed to call people names. It's a mistake to get too drawn in/worked up. I mean it's not life or death, it's just two guys posting their thoughts on a message board. If it were personal or face to face all the usual restraints would be in place, and we would never have reached this place in the first place. Try to remember that.
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The Island.

 

I love it. Scarlett Johansson is great, and hot, and Ewan performes well.

 

10/10

Oh?

 

I thought it was more like.

 

Scarlett Johansson is hot. And Ewan performes.

 

6/10

kirottu said:
I was raised by polar bears. I had to fight against blood thirsty wolves and rabid penguins to get my food. Those who were too weak to survive were sent to Sweden.

 

It has made me the man I am today. A man who craves furry hentai.

So let us go and embrace the rustling smells of unseen worlds

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Oh?

 

I thought it was more like.

 

Scarlett Johansson is hot. And Ewan performes.

 

:p

 

Random/off-topic note: Oh if anyone's wondering why I almost always have to edit my posts, it's because there's always a huge space between my post and my sig after I've done a post that hasn't yet been edited.

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Watched the first and coming to the close of the second season of entourage. Cool show so far.

There was a time when I questioned the ability for the schizoid to ever experience genuine happiness, at the very least for a prolonged segment of time. I am no closer to finding the answer, however, it has become apparent that contentment is certainly a realizable goal. I find these results to be adequate, if not pleasing. Unfortunately, connection is another subject entirely. When one has sufficiently examined the mind and their emotional constructs, connection can be easily imitated. More data must be gleaned and further collated before a sufficient judgment can be reached.

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I just finished the 3rd season of The Shield. It wasn't nearly as good as the first two, but I heard it returns to form in the 4th and 5th seasons. I guess I'll add it to my netflix queu.

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The Man Who Knew Too Much (second version) - Great

 

The Lady Vanishes - Good

 

Saboteur - Ok

"My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian tourist
I am Dan Quayle of the Romans.
I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands.
Heja Sverige!!
Everyone should cuffawkle more.
The wrench is your friend. :bat:

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