Darth Flatus Posted April 19, 2005 Posted April 19, 2005 Disciple: With L'Oreal Elvive my hair has bounce all day long! Because i'm worth it!! Disciple: Does this lightsaber come in pink? Atton after *dealing* with the twin suns: Boy! does that itch!
Darth Kavar Posted April 19, 2005 Posted April 19, 2005 On Nar Shaddaa Refugee: "PLeeeeeeze" (after refusing him cash) Exile: "Get the **ck outta my way." Kreia: (telepathically)"Why did you do such a thing? Giving in to your feelings over such a small matter. They would be better served elsewhere." Exile: "For once keep the friggin channel clear will ya??"
Mandalore Tim Posted April 20, 2005 Posted April 20, 2005 "Nihilus: do you Visas, m.....' Visas: I DO i do i do!! Exile: :cool: Nihilus: and do You Exile take Visas, my stephdaughter. For your lawfull wedded wife? " Exile: Visas: Exile: Kay! <_< Visas: Exile: . ..okay now slip me those 50 Nihilus: grmmfl grmlls hrff " "or Candyman: "down we go" "
cal_01 Posted April 20, 2005 Posted April 20, 2005 Mandalore: "The world has room for only one Big Boss! Err....I mean Mandalore...." <{POST_SNAPBACK}> :D
OneWithStrange Posted April 20, 2005 Posted April 20, 2005 Exile: "Funny, I could have sworn this plasteel container had a cyan crystal in it on my last run through here..." -Ben
The Dark Master Posted April 20, 2005 Posted April 20, 2005 Exile: (to Kreia or sion or Nihil) You must die- I alone am best! Sanity is for the weak!
Darth_Riggers Posted April 20, 2005 Posted April 20, 2005 "Mandalore: (During a storm on Dxun) Siiiinging in the rain, I'm just singing in the rain!" Best mental image ever! Revan: Well actually, I'm a hermaphrodite. Double the fun!! ----------------------- Exile (On Malachor): Oh no! The Ebon Hawk's knackered!! And where are the rest of my team? Are they PK? Did they survive the crash? *Later* Exile: Hey!! Someone fixed the Ebon Hawk!! I guess so, as Kreia didn't mention them dying on Malachor....
Jivin Posted April 20, 2005 Posted April 20, 2005 I really don't know why, but the ending in general reminds me of that bit in Thumb Wars... "I escaped somehow... lets go" lol - Dan
Invoker Posted April 20, 2005 Posted April 20, 2005 Bao-Dur: "I must say, you are put together quite well. There wasn't much to improve." G0T0: "As I mentioned. My design is streamlined and efficient." Bao-Dur: "I can tell. There were some things from my Remote I managed to incorporate into your design." G0T0: "I see. Well, thank you. I'll let you get back to your work then." [ G0T0 hovers off ] Exile: "What did you install into that flying bollock?" Bao-Dur: "Windows 95." Exile: "Your Remote is running Windows 95?" Bao-Dur: "Hell no! But he doesn't know that. I never did like that nut anyway." [ Cue cinematic: G0T0 flying around erratically and occasionally crashing into ceiling, walls and floor.] [ Pan camera: Party members snickering. Return to gameplay.] Bugs? Klingon Software does not have 'Bugs'. It has FEATURES and they are too sophisticated for a Romulan pig like you to understand! HK-47: "Recitation: First, weapon selection is critical. If I see one more idiot attacking a Jedi with a blaster pistol, then I'll kill them myself." HK-47: "Answer: Select grenades, sonic screamers, cluster rockets and plasma charges. Mines are also effective, since many Jedi will run to meet you in hand to hand combat. Silly Jedi."
Darth Kavar Posted April 20, 2005 Posted April 20, 2005 Vrook:Exile I am your father <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Heh that would be worse than when I was playing Super-Lightside in K1 the first time and realised I was Revan.
BattleCookiee Posted April 20, 2005 Posted April 20, 2005 Exile: "Give me some love, HK" *One Horrifying scream later* Exile: "You shot me, you really shot me" HK: "Yes, I love you, master"
Darth Coran Posted April 21, 2005 Posted April 21, 2005 In view of the other thread. Kreia to Brianna "No Brianna,I,am your mother"! Handmaiden:NOOOOOO!I can't take this!*jumps into EH's AC duct Atton:so,fill me in here,why exactly did the handmaiden just fire herself into the middle of space? Kreia:Oh hell,you wouldn't believe me if I told you <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Fixed
Slipstreme Posted April 21, 2005 Posted April 21, 2005 Disciple: Oh I wish I was a llama in a great big llama world! HK-47: Statement: I feel pretty! oh so pretty! Kriea: A penny saved is a penny earned T3-M4: Malak scmalak I am the True Sith Mandalore/Canderous (With rifle in hand) Bring On The Gizka! Atton: Hey look! No hands! Kreia: Hey look! One hand Handmaiden: I'm giving up on being a warrior and following my dream to become a dancer! Visas: Why do I wear a hood? because I accidentally glued a set of false nose and glasses to my face! Sion: Can I get some lotion over here? Nihilius: If I don't get a twinki I will destroy the universe GO-TO: I'm joining weight watchers Mira: How 'bout I teach you how to really fight like an Echani? Statemeant: you cannot stop me you cannot harm me, in order to do that I would need to stop being one of you; I have concluded that this is something I am willing to accept! In short you have just shown me your soft meatbag-like underbellies and said
Slipstreme Posted April 21, 2005 Posted April 21, 2005 Vrook + Vandar + ALL those other male Jedi We're Jedi! We're Jedi's in tights! we roam around the universe looking for fights! We're Jedi! We're Jedi's in tights! We rob from the rich and skim some off the top Thats Right! We may look real wise! But we'll always lose to those Stih Guys! We're Jedi! We're Jedi's in tights! Tight Tights! Always on gaurd afraind that the Sith are right (Stop for a breif Can-Can) We're Jedi! We're Jedi's in tights! Yeah! When the Mandalorian war started we ran away with Fright We're Jedi! We're Jedi's in tights! We're practically blind we banish lossers that's Right When You're in a jam call for the Exile who quite because he hated Tights (w00t) Statemeant: you cannot stop me you cannot harm me, in order to do that I would need to stop being one of you; I have concluded that this is something I am willing to accept! In short you have just shown me your soft meatbag-like underbellies and said
Ashe Posted April 21, 2005 Posted April 21, 2005 Kreia: You are not a Jedi. Not truly. And it is for that that I love you. Exile: Why Mrs Robinson, are you trying to seduce me? *ducks*
Nitron Posted April 21, 2005 Posted April 21, 2005 T3-M4: Vreet deet boot de-deeet boop beeep. Exile: What did you say about my mother?! Mandalore: How am I supposed to go to the bathroom in this armor? Rodian: Oota goota, Solo? Hanharr: Raarrraaah! (Eeew, blood!) Exile: So what happens to me? Traya: You will fly off in the Ebon Hawk. Exile: Yeah, and? Traya: That's pretty much it. Exile: What the hell kind of a future is that? Traya: Do not blame me! It's not my fault it sucks.
Silvershadow Posted April 21, 2005 Posted April 21, 2005 T3-M4: Vreet deet boot de-deeet boop beeep.Exile: What did you say about my mother?! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Ok, that one made me laugh. Please review my fanfic! Atton's Redemption Atton's Motivation July 30: CHAPTER 26 is up! -------------- DISCLAIMER: These posts may contain humour. No warranties as to the gelogenic qualities, either expressed or implied, are undertaken by the undersigned. All rights reserved. This does not affect your IQ. Any issues, see your psychologist or increase your dosage. --Metadigital
KOTORFanactic Posted April 21, 2005 Posted April 21, 2005 Kreia to Exile: Gimme some LOVIN! Atton: I could try dancing for Jabba in that slave girl costume. Exile: Erm, yeah. Atton: Aw come on. I just want to wear it.
Invoker Posted April 21, 2005 Posted April 21, 2005 [ In the Ebon Hawk, Exile approaches Mandalore to get some information about the Mandalorians and stuff in general ] Exile: "What's your take on the republic?" Mandalore: "Hgnnnn! Aaaaah..." Exile: "What did you just do?!" Mandalore: "I am so glad I remembered to install a recycling system in this armor." Exile: *blanches, goes away to puke* __ Sion: "We're a band of vicious Sith Lords." Traya: "A sailin' out the galaxy." Nihilys: "When you hear our 'sabers swinging." Sion: "You'll be sure to turn to flee." Exile: "Oh for f..." Exile: "Is this some kind of a trap?" Sion: "The Jedi will be done for, when he falls into our trap!" Sion: "We're a club of tuneful rovers." Nihilus: "We can sing in every cleft." Traya: "We can even hit the high notes." Sion: "It's just too bad we're tone deaf." All: "A Sith Lord I was meant to be." All: "Kill the Jedi and roam free." Exile: "Look, if you guys are done, I need to go find the the Jedi Master." Traya: "To speed up your search we suggest using a blaster." Exile: "Huh?" Nihilus: "We're evil balladeers." Sion: "A gang of cutthroat thugs." Nihilus: "To fight us off you don't need a gun." Sion: "Just use Force Stun!" All: "I Sith Lord I was meant to be." All: "Kill the Jedi and roam free." Exile: "Listen, I need to get back to work..." Traya: "Our corruption is a thing we love, a thing we'd never shirk." Traya: "We'll fight you in the harbor" Sion: "We'll battle you on land." Traya: "But when you meet singing Sith, you..." Exile: "Know they aren't worth spit..." Sion: "Ooooh! That was a good one!" Exile: "No, it wasn't...." Exile: "No time for song, I have to move..." Nihilus: "The battle will be long but our courage we will prove!" Sion: "We're a pack of scurvy Sith dogs." Traya: "Have we pity? Not a dram!" Nihilus: "We all eat roasted garlic..." Sion: "... and sing from the diaphragm!" All: "A Sith Lord I was meant to be." All: "Kill the Jedi and roam free." Exile: "Less singing!" Traya: "All will fear the death we're bringing." Nihilus: "If ye try ta fight us... Sion: "Ye'll get a nasty whackin'!" Nihilus: "If ya disrespect our singing..." Sion: "We will feed you to a kraken!" All: "A Sith Lord I was meant to be." All: "Kill the Jedi and roam free." Exile: "I'm getting sick of you guys and your rhyming!" Traya: "We're ready to set sail, though our guns needs priming." Sion: "We're troublesome corsairs!" Traya: "We've come to steal your treasures!" Sion: "We would 'saber' you on the downbeat." Traya: "But we have to rest five measures." All: "A Sith Lord I was meant to be." All: "Kill the Jedi and roam free." Exile: "Stop! Stop! Stop!" Nihilus: "The saber is what we'll polish and the deck is what we'll mop." Exile: "You say you're nasty Sith Lords" Exile: "Evil, scheming bad bushwackers." Exile: "From what I've seen, I tell you... Exile: "You're not Sith Lords. You're just slackers!" All: "A Sith Lord I was meant to be." All: "Kill the Jedi and roam free." Exile: "You'll be sure to avoid scurvy if you eat an orange." Traya: "And...!" Traya: "Um..." Sion: "Well..." Nihilus: "Err..." Sion: "Door hinge... ?" Traya: "No, no..." Nihilus: "Guess the song's over then?" Sion: "Guess so..." Traya: "Okay, back to work." Exile: "Well, gee. I feel a little guilty now." I have way to much spare time on my hands... Bugs? Klingon Software does not have 'Bugs'. It has FEATURES and they are too sophisticated for a Romulan pig like you to understand! HK-47: "Recitation: First, weapon selection is critical. If I see one more idiot attacking a Jedi with a blaster pistol, then I'll kill them myself." HK-47: "Answer: Select grenades, sonic screamers, cluster rockets and plasma charges. Mines are also effective, since many Jedi will run to meet you in hand to hand combat. Silly Jedi."
Sophy Posted April 23, 2005 Posted April 23, 2005 Vrook + Vandar + ALL those other male Jedi We're Jedi! We're Jedi's in tights! we roam around the universe looking for fights! We're Jedi! We're Jedi's in tights! We rob from the rich and skim some off the top Thats Right! We may look real wise! But we'll always lose to those Stih Guys! We're Jedi! We're Jedi's in tights! Tight Tights! Always on gaurd afraind that the Sith are right (Stop for a breif Can-Can) We're Jedi! We're Jedi's in tights! Yeah! When the Mandalorian war started we ran away with Fright We're Jedi! We're Jedi's in tights! We're practically blind we banish lossers that's Right When You're in a jam call for the Exile who quite because he hated Tights (w00t) <{POST_SNAPBACK}> LOL that one was too funny
OneWithStrange Posted April 23, 2005 Posted April 23, 2005 ^^ Now that is a good one!! :D I love it. -Ben
Darth Coran Posted April 23, 2005 Posted April 23, 2005 Kreia: You are not a Jedi. Not truly. And it is for that that I love you. Exile: Why Mrs Robinson, are you trying to seduce me? *ducks* <{POST_SNAPBACK}> the only place I remember hearing that is Roseanne.
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