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Kreia: Wheres my walking stick dammit!

 

Exile: Right here *Uses the force to pick up the stick and starts bashing her mercilessly with it*

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Kreia: You know when i was a kid i had to walk 15 miles up hill (both ways) to get to my jedi temple. now look at you, you land on a grave in the temple.

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HK47: BUT MASTERRRR I DON'T WANNA GO TO SCHOOL!!!!!!

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Visas: I have seen all of you without your clothes and it looks (point at mandalore) Scary (Atton) Nice (Handmaiden) Sombody I could sleep with (Bao Dur) Like a Jig Saw Puzzle (Mira) Silky (Hanharr) Ummm i couldn't tell all I saw were organs (Exile) Lucious Expances of skin that i would just love to caress and enjoy and...(Kreia bashes her over the head with a walking stick, Atton promply starts smacking Kreia He wanted to hear more, the ladies follow because they all want to know.)

Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition!

 

Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.

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Kreia: You know when i was a kid i had to walk 15 miles up hill (both ways) to get to my jedi temple. now look at you, you land on a grave in the temple.

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HK47: BUT MASTERRRR I DON'T WANNA GO TO SCHOOL!!!!!!

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(Handmaiden) Sombody I could sleep with ,(Mira) Silky

Nice 50 brownie points :wub:

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Following Kreia's death at the end, Exile and crew reunite for a chorus of, "DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD!"

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Following Kreia's death at the end, Exile and crew reunite for a chorus of, "DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD!"

 

 

Kreia during her death...

 

Kreia: I'M MELTING melting. OH WHAT A GALAXY, WHAT A GALAXY. *cries of pain etc etc etc*

 

Mira runs up...

 

Mira: Hey, you killed her.

Exile: Oh I'm sorry. It's just that she was on fire and...

Mira: Hey, you killed her, THE WICKED WITCH IS DEAD!

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Following Kreia's death at the end, Exile and crew reunite for a chorus of, "DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD!"

 

 

Kreia during her death...

 

Kreia: I'M MELTING melting. OH WHAT A GALAXY, WHAT A GALAXY. *cries of pain etc etc etc*

 

Mira runs up...

 

Mira: Hey, you killed her.

Exile: Oh I'm sorry. It's just that she was on fire and...

Mira: Hey, you killed her, THE WICKED WITCH IS DEAD!

THE EXILE OF OZ :unsure: .

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Revan= wizard

Kreia = witch

Exile = dorothy

Mandalore=Tin man

Hanharr = cowardly lion

Disciple = scarecrow (if I only had a brain)

T3 = Todo

HK-47 = himself

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no... HK47 is Sky Captian :D

Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition!

 

Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.

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Kreia at her death (The Cutscene where you toss her over the edge)

 

NOOOO THE BUGIE CORD BROKE AUGHHHHH....

 

well so much for extreme sports.

Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition!

 

Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.

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At end (male LS), when Kreia says that Revan had to leave his loved ones behind:

 

Kreia: ... It would have helped had he made her understand ...

 

Exile: [rolling eyes] Yeah, if only he'd paid better attention to your lectures on the art of clear communication.

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Kreia at her death (The Cutscene where you toss her over the edge)

 

NOOOO THE BUGIE CORD BROKE AUGHHHHH....

 

well so much for extreme sports.

 

Can you tell me how to get that cutscene without beating the game. I'll send you some fudge cookies, without the shipping and handling fees!

 

Disciple: It's true, i'm prince charming from shrek.

 

Exile: I KNEW IT!

 

Visas: I'm Kelly Hu. *Removes mask*

 

Exile: *Drools*

 

*Handmaiden slaps him*

 

Exile: OW! What was that for?

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Kreia at her death (The Cutscene where you toss her over the edge)

 

NOOOO THE BUGIE CORD BROKE AUGHHHHH....

 

well so much for extreme sports.

 

Can you tell me how to get that cutscene without beating the game. I'll send you some fudge cookies, without the shipping and handling fees!

 

Disciple: It's true, i'm prince charming from shrek.

 

Exile: I KNEW IT!

 

Visas: I'm Kelly Hu. *Removes mask*

 

Exile: *Drools*

 

*Handmaiden slaps him*

 

Exile: OW! What was that for?

Hahahahahaha (w00t)

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T3: Beep boop deed-deet. (why yes, I do know where Revan is.)

 

GO-TO: On second thought, you don't have to take me along. Just drop me off at the nearest cantina.

 

Kreia: OK, you're right. I'll stop bitching at you for the rest of the trip.

 

Mira: Oh exile, I love you!

 

Hanharr: Aww, a puppy. Can I keep him?

 

Vrook, Kavar, and Zez-Kai Ell: Let's go fight the Sith!

 

Vrook: You're right. I am an arrogant, opinionated schutta.

 

Visas: Step into the cargo hold, and I'll show you real "force sex".

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GO-TO: On second thought, you don't have to take me along.  Just drop me off at the nearest cantina.

 

Kreia: OK, you're right.  I'll stop bitching at you for the rest of the trip.

 

Mira: Oh exile, I love you!

 

Vrook: You're right.  I am an arrogant, opinionated schutta. 

 

Visas: Step into the cargo hold, and I'll show you real "force sex".

well those were DEFINATELY the lines i wanted to hear except Mira saying the Visas line but good none the less :p

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Disiple:I'm a Lumberjack and i'm ok...

 

Disiple: And so i picked up my sword and fought for the honor of thine maiden. (Voop he gets put into middle ages)

Exile: Chivalry is dead and now so is he...

Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition!

 

Kevin Butler will awesome your face off.

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