Kissamies Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 A good one, Vashanti SODOFF Steam group. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarlet Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 Atton: Something up? Exile: How about a game of Pazaak, Senate rules? Atton: No, not right now. I was hoping we could talk. Exile: Do you know anything about men? Mira: Men? They're why I dress like this. Disciple: That's hardly surprising. Kreia: Ask, and I will answer. Exile: No, you won't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vashanti Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 A good one, Vashanti <{POST_SNAPBACK}> :D Danke! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Objulen Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 HK-47 joins you for your meeting with Carth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bounce Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 Brianna : "Hump me big boy" followed by a hot sexy scripted scene ... Well not really Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darth spock Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 Exhie: But what about Atton? Kreia: Atton is, as always, the fool. And the Force watches out for ones such as him, I feel. As it does for the old such as I. Exhile: Did he love me? Kreia: He is a fool and that should answer all of your questions. Exhile [raving mad]: Well... [screaming] IT DOESNT! [Exhile stabs Kreia in the stomach with her lightsaber]. Exhile: [after Kreia dies] Schutta. Fanfics: KotOR II: After the Credits Rolled: Read Force Sight: Read Other: Gaming Blog: Read Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Sarac Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 Dorak: A woman and her small child are beset by a desperate-looking group of thugs. They are menacing her with weapons and she screams to you for help. What do you do? Revan: I just stand there and look at it laughing. Then i kill everybody and loot their bodies. Dorak: You are in combat with a Dark Jedi allied with the Sith. There is a pause in the combat. What do you do? Revan: I say: "Yeeesssss!! Use your aggressive feelings." Dorak: You are the head of an Enclave on a contested world. The Dark Jedi have infiltrated and are causing unrest across the planet. What do you do? Revan: Help them. Dorak: As I suspected, you would be most suitable as a Sith Lord. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rosbjerg Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 or how about.. Dorak: A woman and her small child are beset by a desperate-looking group of thugs. They are menacing her with weapons and she screams to you for help. What do you do? Revan: I relish in the blood of demons, madness craves your essence!! Dorak: You are in combat with a Dark Jedi allied with the Sith. There is a pause in the combat. What do you do? Revan: Come child, embrace, forgive .. demons!! night!! Dorak: You are the head of an Enclave on a contested world. The Dark Jedi have infiltrated and are causing unrest across the planet. What do you do? Revan: *unintelligible mumbling only broken off by high pitch screams* Dorak: As I suspected, you would be most suitable as a Malkavian! doh.. wrong setting! Fortune favors the bald. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ioini Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 Male Exile: Handmaiden, dye that hair. Seriously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Flatus Posted April 8, 2005 Share Posted April 8, 2005 Male exile to handmaiden: So uh that's an interesting hair colour you got going on there. Does the carpet match the drapes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ioini Posted April 8, 2005 Share Posted April 8, 2005 Male Exile *thinking*: Atris, Handmaiden, Mira, and Visas all love me. I'm such a lucky guy. Kriea *Force bond*: Sigh, typical male. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silvershadow Posted April 8, 2005 Share Posted April 8, 2005 Exhie: But what about Atton?Kreia: Atton is, as always, the fool. And the Force watches out for ones such as him, I feel. As it does for the old such as I. Exhile: Did he love me? Kreia: He is a fool and that should answer all of your questions. Exhile [raving mad]: Well... [screaming] IT DOESNT! [Exhile stabs Kreia in the stomach with her lightsaber]. Exhile: [after Kreia dies] Schutta. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yes! (BTW, I liked your fanfic! I hope you continue it!) Please review my fanfic! Atton's Redemption Atton's Motivation July 30: CHAPTER 26 is up! -------------- DISCLAIMER: These posts may contain humour. No warranties as to the gelogenic qualities, either expressed or implied, are undertaken by the undersigned. All rights reserved. This does not affect your IQ. Any issues, see your psychologist or increase your dosage. --Metadigital Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Belisar Posted April 8, 2005 Share Posted April 8, 2005 I don't know if you know this song, but I'd like that: HK-47 "Daddy, can I go out and kill tonight? I feel - I feel like taking a life" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iseo Tiakan Posted April 9, 2005 Share Posted April 9, 2005 Atton: Something up?Exile: How about a game of Pazaak, Senate rules? Atton: No, not right now. I was hoping we could talk. Exile: Do you know anything about men? Mira: Men? They're why I dress like this. Disciple: That's hardly surprising. Kreia: Ask, and I will answer. Exile: No, you won't. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Good stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jails Posted April 9, 2005 Share Posted April 9, 2005 (Carth and Exile after Carth asks the Exile if he met Revan in his time away) Exile: Well, she did kind of leave a message...... Carth: She did? Tell me for Vaders sake! Exile: She said she missed the spanking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dabise Posted April 9, 2005 Share Posted April 9, 2005 Atris: I don't get it. I'm one of the cover art characters, I'm damn sexy and I'm surrounded by a legion of hot slaves. Why is my part in this story so weak? Handmaiden, call my agent. Nihilus: I don't get it. I'm one of the cover art characters. I can kill planets with the force and I look really cool. Why am I only in the story for 3 minutes total? Visas call my agent. Nihilus and Atris meet in a bar. Atris: I hate my agent. He gave the part to the handmaiden. Nihilus: Yeah, my servant got a better deal on this story than I did. When I complained he set it up so I don't speak english nor do I get any subtitles. Also I am killed in the first and only fight I have. Exile: Your hand! Are you alright? Kreia: I am fine. I just need to rest. Exile: Yeah, I'm sure there are many sith LEFT to fight. Bwhaha. Get it? Kreia: I don't get it. Exile: I think your sense of humor was LEFT behind. *snickers* Kreia: You aren't making any sense. Exile: Never mind. I'm learning how to listen to other people's thoughts. Can you give me a HAND. Hehee. Kreia: I hate you. Exile: So what uses does that remote have? BaoDur: Well, he helps me with repairs and is nice to have in a fight. We are also the Tatooine bowling champs three years running. Visas: Hey, Atton. Can I try flying the ebon hawk? Handmaiden: I am relieved this installment of KotOR doesn't involve a trip to Tatooine. I wouldn't last a second there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bored Wizard Posted April 9, 2005 Share Posted April 9, 2005 Zhar: We have decidied you are sutible for Jedi training Revan: What, again? Vrook: What? What do you mean again? Revan: Well, I am Revan. I have done all of this before Vandar: How did you know you were Revan!? Revan: Bastila talks in her sleep. Vrook: Bastila!?! Bastila: I couldn't help it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Tarondor Posted April 9, 2005 Share Posted April 9, 2005 ^^ROFL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Saboteur Posted April 9, 2005 Share Posted April 9, 2005 Zhar: We have decidied you are sutible for Jedi training Revan: What, again? Vrook: What? What do you mean again? Revan: Well, I am Revan. I have done all of this before Vandar: How did you know you were Revan!? Revan: Bastila talks in her sleep. Vrook: Bastila!?! Bastila: I couldn't help it! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> LOL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarthSchlong Posted April 9, 2005 Share Posted April 9, 2005 At the very end(??) by any of the characters .... "To be continued" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Saboteur Posted April 9, 2005 Share Posted April 9, 2005 Atton:*in Trayus Core*What's with the damn racket? Female Exile:Me smash! G0-T0:You're all idiots. Male Exile:STFU G0-T0!!*keels goto* both exiles:We're one and the same.Let's have s-*both are silenced by a frag grenade* Hanharr:Why Kriea,WHY?!!?! Mira:I made j00 keel so why the ****are j00 still alive? Hanharr:I r0x0r y0ur b0x0rz. Mira:WTFXYZ? Hanharr:*makes love to Mira*Thanks Sab! ^_^ Mira:Sab!!!:angry: Sab(me):Hanharr why did you HAVE to do that?!?! Hanharr:Hug me. ^_^ Sab:This is THE worst ending ever. Male Exile:Tell me about it. Sab:I don't get why this was rushed. Male exile:Neither do I. Sab:I think I'll eat a pizza. Male Exile:I think I should go with you cause I don't like wookie on humans. Sab:I say we steal the Hawk and keel them. Male Exile:Sounds like a plan.*Sab and Male Exile steal the Ebon Hawk,keel every one,eat pizza,and destroy Malachor THE END at least until a dark jedi goes"bwuhahaha."* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kirottu Posted April 9, 2005 Share Posted April 9, 2005 Exile: So what does Remote do? Bao-Dur: It helps me in my peeping hobby. Exile: Riight... Bao-Dur: It This post is not to be enjoyed, discussed, or referenced on company time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Topaz Quasar Posted April 19, 2005 Author Share Posted April 19, 2005 Mandalore: "The world has room for only one Big Boss! Err....I mean Mandalore...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnakinSolo2002 Posted April 19, 2005 Share Posted April 19, 2005 Exile: "Where is it?" (in a deep voice, reffering to hidden items, lol) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KOTORFanactic Posted April 19, 2005 Share Posted April 19, 2005 Kreia: No Exile, I have no idea why that mining droid is carrying 5000 credits, a lightsaber lens, and a Jedi Master robe. Atton: Damn. When the Republic find out about Peragus the s**ts really gonna hit the fan! Visas: I lose my powers once I've slept with a man. GO-TO: I'm a giant floating testicle. Bow down before me. Exile: I'm gonna kick your ass. GO-TO: I have no arse to kick. Exile: I'll just kick you in the nuts then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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