Chilloutman Posted July 9, 2021 Posted July 9, 2021 this reminds me of good old days of internet: 2 1 I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech, and freedom of choice. I'm the kinda guy that likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs with the side-order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol! I wanna eat bacon, and butter, and buckets of cheese, okay?! I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section! I wanna run naked through the street, with green Jell-O all over my body, reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly may feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiene"
Raithe Posted July 9, 2021 Posted July 9, 2021 2 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
Raithe Posted July 9, 2021 Posted July 9, 2021 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
Raithe Posted July 9, 2021 Posted July 9, 2021 2 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
teknoman2 Posted July 9, 2021 Posted July 9, 2021 2 3 1 1 The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder. -Teknoman2- What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past? Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born! We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did. Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.
BruceVC Posted July 10, 2021 Posted July 10, 2021 True video made in 1971 by the BBC when a female reporter decides to pinch mens bottoms in London ....this was the early days of raising attention to womens rights and its brilliant and hilarious 2 1 "Abashed the devil stood and felt how awful goodness is and saw Virtue in her shape how lovely: and pined his loss” John Milton "We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.” - George Bernard Shaw "What counts in life is not the mere fact that we have lived. It is what difference we have made to the lives of others that will determine the significance of the life we lead" - Nelson Mandela
Raithe Posted July 10, 2021 Posted July 10, 2021 1 1 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
Guard Dog Posted July 11, 2021 Posted July 11, 2021 2 1 "While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before" Thomas Sowell
Gorth Posted July 11, 2021 Posted July 11, 2021 Scandinavians (actually, most Nordic people as far as I know)... personal space is a real thing. 1 3 “He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein
Raithe Posted July 11, 2021 Posted July 11, 2021 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
Raithe Posted July 11, 2021 Posted July 11, 2021 1 1 1 1 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
Guard Dog Posted July 12, 2021 Posted July 12, 2021 1 5 "While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before" Thomas Sowell
Guard Dog Posted July 12, 2021 Posted July 12, 2021 4 "While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before" Thomas Sowell
teknoman2 Posted July 13, 2021 Posted July 13, 2021 1 5 The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder. -Teknoman2- What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past? Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born! We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did. Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.
Raithe Posted July 13, 2021 Posted July 13, 2021 3 2 1 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
Guard Dog Posted July 13, 2021 Posted July 13, 2021 3 3 2 "While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before" Thomas Sowell
Guard Dog Posted July 13, 2021 Posted July 13, 2021 (edited) I have to say... I was disappointed to see all of the characters on the box only to find out all their cereals are not mixed in the box! I thought we were getting Frosted Flakes, Corn Flakes, Rice Krispies, Frosted Mini-Wheats, Sugar Smacks, and Fruit Loops all in one bowl! Apparently we have different ideas of what the words "inclusive" and “together” really mean! Edited July 13, 2021 by Guard Dog 3 1 "While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before" Thomas Sowell
Hurlshort Posted July 13, 2021 Posted July 13, 2021 16 hours ago, Guard Dog said: I know you didn't write it, but I am not sure why the mask is capitalist. The $300 punk boots and the Apple laptop would seem to be a better thing to make fun of. 5
Guard Dog Posted July 13, 2021 Posted July 13, 2021 4 minutes ago, Hurlsnot said: I know you didn't write it, but I am not sure why the mask is capitalist. The $300 punk boots and the Apple laptop would seem to be a better thing to make fun of. It was a missed opportunity "While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before" Thomas Sowell
Chilloutman Posted July 13, 2021 Posted July 13, 2021 is it not that piece of machinery jab at laptop? But yeah, Martens boots today cost hand and half 1 I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech, and freedom of choice. I'm the kinda guy that likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs with the side-order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol! I wanna eat bacon, and butter, and buckets of cheese, okay?! I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section! I wanna run naked through the street, with green Jell-O all over my body, reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly may feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiene"
Azdeus Posted July 13, 2021 Posted July 13, 2021 7 hours ago, Guard Dog said: I sure hope their drivers are morning people... 1 1 Civilization, in fact, grows more and more maudlin and hysterical; especially under democracy it tends to degenerate into a mere combat of crazes; the whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, most of them imaginary. - H.L. Mencken
Chilloutman Posted July 14, 2021 Posted July 14, 2021 (edited) Edited July 14, 2021 by Chilloutman 4 I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech, and freedom of choice. I'm the kinda guy that likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs with the side-order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol! I wanna eat bacon, and butter, and buckets of cheese, okay?! I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section! I wanna run naked through the street, with green Jell-O all over my body, reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly may feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiene"
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