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  1. So much for safety in numbers. Without numbers we are nothing We must seek strength in numbers! Reminds me of an encounter in the Buried Village under Ragpickers Square.
  2. You should have asked if all male Rashemen berserkers have pet hamsters Nice read, now put the game on the street already (don't even think about mentioning the ch****mas sale word)
  3. Was it a cameo or a coincidence that there is a "Ribsmasher" in NWN2?
  4. Congratulations Is now the right time to whine and complain about not appearing on the PC?
  5. Good morning lemmings...
  6. Sorry, I should have mentioned that :blush10: Just happened to read that joke about order and chaos 10 minutes before clicking on the link... and being told that my computer refuses to play .ram files. Can you give a "summary" on what it is about?
  7. Except when he tried to suck the force out of the Exile. That must have felt like french kissing a 1200W vacuum cleaner.
  8. And for those of us who refuses to touch Real Media and it's various permutations even when wearing asbestos gloves. UNIVERSAL POKER: Is each here? Does each have his opposite? I am here, but my opposite is you. Huh? Don't let him bug ya'. We're here. My opposite is not here. Is your opposite "Lies"? My opposite is "Void". He couldn't make it. >snicker Agh! How are we going to seat five! This table is made for six! Just take out his chair and move over. Sheesh! I have the cards. I've got the chips. I have the beer. I have the cards! Shut up. ... Whose deal is it? Do ya' gotta ask that EVERY time? It is Good's deal. OK, five card draw...uh, everything is wild. How can anyone win if everything is wild? No ONE can win, but we all can call ourselves winners if... I like this game. This is pointless. It is time to deal. Here we go! Your bet, Truth. Five. Five and raise you five. Don't you morons get it? It doesn't matter how much you bet! I like ten better. >sigh I fold. YOU CAN'T LOSE! I still fold. OK, I'll call. How many, Truth? What's the point in taking more cards? I will keep the cards I have. I will take two. Why?!? I didn't like those. None for me. I'll take six. Sorry, you folded. Dealer keeps his. Bets? Oh, just get this over with. But now we have to bet! Any money you put in, you're just gonna get back! I am in agreement with Evil. Let us show our cards. I have five aces. I have five ace of spades. I have a three. Please be quiet. I also have five aces. We all win. Hold it, bub. Six aces, read'em and weep. Where did you get that card? He stole it from Chaos. You know the rules, boys. The pot's mine. That was a stupid game. Whose deal is it? The dealer progression is opposite the deal. Chaos deals. Whee! >groan Eleven card stud-hold'em with threes, eights, jacks, and kings wild...fives count as fours, fours count as nines, and queens don't count unless there is a prime numbered spade showing... I fold... [Ed: written by Brian Cash (bcash@deletedbygorth.ca), and originally appeared in talk.bizarre]
  9. Technically, Interplay still owns the Black Isle name and brand, don't they? It might just be a bit "understaffed" at the moment
  10. Interplay is like Jason Voorhees. You just can't kill it! As for Fallout, it died when it was sold to Bethesda. They nailed the spirit of Fallout. You could hear it's desperate screams from within the coffin as they hammered the nails into the lid and dropped it into the ocean...
  11. I think my favourites were Neeshka and Khelgar. Maybe it was because they were your first companions, maybe because they were the best "fleshed" out characters. It was the only ones I felt a kind of attachment to as a player. Runners up would be Qara and Grobnar. One because of her fiery temper and one because of... well not sure why. I just like Grobnar, despite him being a gnome (I hate gnomes) and a bard. As for the rest, they just "were" there. Tools that you needed to pass specific parts of the game, not party members by choice but by design. Zhaeve I found particularly annoying
  12. True. But I would attribute that to stupidity and incompetence more than neglect and inefficiency. Perhaps a bit of corruption? The sewage tank manufacturer might be the nephew of the project manager. Maybe some kickback is involved? I have no idea how open organisations like the Red Cross are to public scrutiny and accountability, but then I don't think I ever gave anything to them.
  13. You might spend 3.75$ on materials and a bus ticket into the city centre to go out and campaign for "Save the Sea Turtle from our cooking pots!" Being a very unsexy, yet delicious animal, you might collect 4.00$ during a days collecting. On the other hand, you might spend 25.00$ on a poster with a "Red Cross" and a good looking girl (which you paid the 20.00$) helping a little hungry looking, large eye kid... and a bus ticket into the city centre and end up collecting 100.00$ to save the starving children of Sudan. One only spends 3.75$ the other a staggering 25.00$
  14. Or use "The Staff of Asclepius" (staff with snakes around it). Has the benefit of not being tied up with any one religion when you sell your game all over the world, never mind that the red cross may actually be a trademark. I think that's taken by the HMO Blue Cross. And I believe that if more than 50% of the donations get used for charitable necessities it's still considered a charitable organization. Just a few organisations who use it (from wikipedia): The World Health Organization The Star of Life - symbol of the National Registry of Emergency Medical Technicians The American Medical Association The American Osteopathic Association The Canadian Medical Association The American Veterinary Medical Association The British Royal Army Medical Corps it is universally associated with medicine and healing. I seriously doubt any of those would have much luck claiming a millennia old symbol for their own.
  15. World History (very short): Black Isle was formed by Interplay after the release of Fallout as the "crpg" publishing division. Bioware was a developer who used to do medico software (hence their name). They made a few games (MDK, a fps iirc) and pitched the infinity engine to Black Isle as Infinity Wars, a run of the mill RTS. Fearghus and Co. said "No!". The world is flooded with RTS, go back and make it a crpg instead and add the ad&d ruleset. That is why Infinity engine games look and feel like rts games, with the real time part replaced with real time with pause. BG was a hit and Black Isle hosted the forums for the games. Eventually Interplay fell apart, failed to pay Bioware it's royalties and other nasty stuff. Bioware and Black Isle "divorced", Bioware created their own forums and looked other places for publishers. Eventually Atari picked up both NWN and the D&D license from Interplay/Black Isles cold dead hands and went on the publish NWN (it had been quite a few years in production at Bioware/Black Isle at the time). Throughout it all though, despite the differences between Bioware and Black Isles parent company Interplay, the people behind Black Isle and Bioware seemed to have gotten along well enough to talk nicely about each other when publishers went looking for sequels for Kotor and NWN. Hence, Obsidian (whose management team is made up of old BIS guys) ended up bagging both jobs. If somebody know more/corrections, feel free to correct me.
  16. Gorth

    TIM: It is the rabbit!

    ARTHUR: You silly sod! You got us all worked up!

    TIM: Well, that's no ordinary rabbit. That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set yes on.

    ROBIN: You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared!

    TIM: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide, it's a killer!

    GORTH: Beware of that rabbit! :)

  17. The short answer is no, you are the sole proprietor of the "modders-are-con-men" theory. As I said before, in a topic that is now locked, you are simply a noob asshat who wants us all to damn Team Ginza to hell for your own, unknown, reasons. You claim to be a fan of Kot0R II, yet you seem to have an irrational anger, or, possibly, a fear, at the prospect of people restoring content that was designed by Obsidian to be included in the final release. Until you can logically explain what doomsday scenario will arise, I will continue to believe that you are full of "guano." Maybe some kind of Freudian envy?
  18. Cant mentioned something about having a few...
  19. It couldn't be that most of the gaming press enjoyed Oblivion? Bethesda isn't exactly some heavyweight publisher. I could see being skeptical if the gaming press was all over Microsoft or EA, but seriously, there isn't any real benefit to grovelling to Bethesda. In fact, considering the game was well reviewed and sold well, you might want to look at yourself when it comes to "assessing quality". Clearly you have different tastes than the typical gamer, I don't know why that's the gaming press's fault. Bethesda was just a recent example. If you checked my previous post, you would notice that I stopped believing in anything the gaming press may have to say about game quality two decades ago. In the beginning, they were biased for the sake of selling ads in their pages, later they were biased to accomodate (sp?) their intended target group. I.e. howling like the rest of the pack as to not stand out in a crowd. If you deviate from the rest and you are wrong, you risk being picked upon and discarded in favour of other offerings on the market. Makes it a bit difficult to find information about a games qualities every now and then. I've learnt to trust the general consensus first on usenet interest groups and later forums/message boards where people gather and chat. Much more informative I just wish I had done that before buying a few of the games that gathers dust on my shelf
  20. I don't own any consoles. Haven't had one since the original Pong. Makes for a simple choice in voting
  21. Are you quitting gaming press forever? I was desillusioned with gaming press 20 years ago. Nothing has happened to raise my opinion of it
  22. Or use "The Staff of Asclepius" (staff with snakes around it). Has the benefit of not being tied up with any one religion when you sell your game all over the world, never mind that the red cross may actually be a trademark.
  23. After having watched the gaming press behaving like a bunch of servile, grovelling prostitutes, all bowing and drooling on the floor for Bethesda, I have no faith in anything a game magazine/site might have to say when it comes to assessing game quality.
  24. The only Settlers I've enjoyed so far was the board game. Surprisingly funny for a game of "conquest" with no military involved (said the old tabletop wargamer)
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