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Valsuelm

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  1. I'm not saying the game is short, or long. I haven't finished it yet. However, all the 'hours played' as indicated by Steam indicates is how long you've had the game running, not how long you've actually played the game.
  2. Glorious state sponsored 'health care'!
  3. Everything you ever wanted to know about the OKC bombing in under 5 minutes. TRANSCRIPT AND SOURCES: https://www.corbettreport.com/?p=14347
  4. That's cool. I'm almost level 4, and it certainly is a better pace than the default.
  5. Shush. Sales is everything. It denotes everything that matters, including quality. If it wasn't awesome people wouldn't buy it. Justin Bieber is the one of the greatest musical artists there is. Budweiser is one of the greatest beers there is. McDonalds makes the world's best hamburgers, cheeseburgers too..... actually just the best food period. Walmart is the world's coolest store. Apple makes the best electronic products. The Ford Fiesta is the best car in the world. Harry Potter is the best written book in the last 50 years, Avatar is the best movie ever made, Coca-Cola is world's best beverage, and nobody can distill spirits as well as those South Koreans making Jinro Soju. It only stands to reason that Skyrim is one of the greatest games of all time, and that PoE is no where near as good.
  6. 30 years ago this week, this was #1.
  7. A bunch of nerdy looking dudes. They are different from the old kind of clientele how? A book could be written.
  8. This isn't DnD though. [grognard]3rd Ed was the only *REAL* D&D.[/grognard] I suspect I was playing OD&D when you were swimmin' in daddy's ballsack, son. The original AD&D was meh. 2nd Edition is a load of bulky, hard to comprehend, thematically inconsistent and mechanically inept horse****. 3rd Edition was Gods own personal gift to nerds, carried from on high to be spread around the world by Gary Gygax, the Avatar Incarnate of the RNG. You have no idea what you're talking about.
  9. As many flaws as PoE has, it's a lot better than the pure dung that has come out non-kickstarter productions in the last ~12 years. In fact, I'd say almost all of the flaws that PoE has are inspired by that pure dung or by design concepts that were at the heart of that pure dung. The sad truth is, that it's probably not going to get any better than PoE or D:OS.
  10. Yea... you're definitely the head in the sand, passive aggressive, pretending their poo don't stink, kind o guy. You don't run around from thread to thread trying to belittle others ideas or marginalize people. Not at all.
  11. I actually like Gosling, but he's not amazing. Reynolds is dung. Are you gay? This is not the first time you've brought up the attractiveness of some guy, and defended it as if it's some quality others were downing when they weren't. 'You just don't like him cause he's hot'.... yea.. no. A new Bladerunner will suck regardless. That it's even being made is another testament to just how barren Hollywood is of writing/producing/directing talent these days.
  12. We don't even have ammo.... or immunities..... or pre-buffing.... or encumbrance..... While there might be a penalty for point blank with a ranged weapon, it would be surprising as it certainly wouldn't fit the mold of dumbed down mechanics we've been given.
  13. I expect episode 7 to make me miss Jar Jar like Bush and Obama made me miss Clinton. Never think it can't get worse, because it can.
  14. Overthrow your monarchy, then perhaps I'll take you seriously.
  15. Don't forget Abba and the Swedish Chef!
  16. Star of the next Blade Runner movie that should never be.
  17. Skyrim ist a nice Hiking Simulator with a nice build Gameworld. Sadly the RPG Part is terrible : Nohting what you do have consequences, the story is terrible, the writing uterly dull and the quests are totaly boring. Bethesda does two things very well. 1. They make games that look really good graphics wise. 2. They have great marketing. Other than that I don't think they could make a good game if their lives depended on it. Their games are basically poop wrapped up beautifully.
  18. Huh.... why would my offsets be different than yours? I have 2E010 and 2E020. Also, Thanks!
  19. It could be as bad as Blade 2. I'm expecting much worse. Akin to a graphic movie about a trio of corpulent hipsters breaking into your house, taking all that you hold dear (trinkets, your dog(s), grandma, comics, wedding bands, etc), piling them all on the bed, then proceeding to defecate chunky, liquid-like, and profusely upon it all. Then happily frolicking to in fro on their sea of poo upon your beloved, making swine look like cleanly animals. All while your deranged and estranged cousin Ed gleefully laughs wide eyed and clownlike, declaring it all a success, and somehow getting rich on it all. This movie is over two hours long, and you somehow find yourself in it. Try as you might, you can't tear Ed's head off. He suddenly has giant ears that glow to protect him from reality. Try as you might you are somehow unable to move to rescue your beloved people and things from the Triumvirate of Feculence romping and rolling before you. Overcome by the malodor you guiltily turn from your suffering beloved towards the closest window in search of fresh air. You look out the window into a vast sea of zombies that you somehow know are mindless. They shuffle in place, monotonously chanting Ed's name in reverence, as if he is their savior. Their cacophony drowns out your thoughts. Your soul whimpers. The horror continues. After awhile you realize that the zombie's have a harmony that sounds eerily familiar, like one of John Williams' anthems. The crescendo builds, your dog cries out for help, Ed looks euphoric, grandma screams, the hell continues. You resign to your helplessness and wish it was all just a nightmarish dream you might wake up from, that it really is just a really bad movie. It ends with the promise of sequels and merchandising. You look around you and see others who seem to have had the same experience, interspersed with zombies like you just saw in the film. Mindless, and beaming. You wish it never happened. You, who never prays, find yourself praying to wake up soon, and that it's really all just a horrifically bad movie in a bad dream.
  20. Turn your computer off. Put yourself cellphone down. Walk away from both for at least 2 months. Discover life without technology. Discover your imagination. Earn an attention span. Then enjoy reading, and so many other things so much more.
  21. Nah, it's always the rogue. Make the Monk companion in the expansion heartlessly evil instead. I'd prefer to see the evil Barbarian myself. I never have use for monks.
  22. This is a nice surprise. I never knew this was in the works. Finally, there's something to look forward to movie wise in 2015.
  23. I seem to recall otherwise in regards to your opinion on Al-Jazeera. Finding that thread though won't be easy, as it's quite some time back. If I'm mistaken, my apologies. If you like Al-Jazeera that's good. It's a step in the right direction. Here's an example of hypocrisy, cognitive dissonance, or something of the like: 'I have disdain for the BBC because they are funded and controlled by the government of the United Kingdom yet claim to be objective, its not hard to understand the difference between the BBC and other international news channels that bring us global news.' Obviously your disdain is your disdain. You hold the BBC in high regard, and RT in low regard. Some of the criticism you lay on RT however, is also applicable to your cherished BBC. If one is to be capable of recognizing objectivity, one must be objective themselves.
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