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Kaftan Barlast

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  1. Aaah, where would the world be without inconsistancies? funny thing with LD, in the next number someone actually comments "Where did she get that costume?" :D right before she tries to beat an entire village to death with a stick and they fight back by throwing beermugs at her. I like this comic.
  2. I went and got me a couple of numbers of the new medieval "Lady Death" and the logics of comics never fail to surprise me. Our main heroine is drowned and awoken back to life by her demonic father. She pulls herself together gets up out of the river and "Waam!" she suddenly has a supercool heroine outfit complete with gadgets and enormous cleavage.. What? How did that happen?! I mean, in the good old days... Peter Parkers grabndma had to sew his spiderman suit, know what I mean?
  3. We have a winner! *hands out cookie*
  4. personally I dont like levelling but here's the top points of it -easy to manage the upgrading of your character since you get a bunch of Xp to "shop" for rather than the -levels systems are easy ways to gauge a characters relative strength and ability -level systems gives rules a very handy number to base everything from which spells are accessible to if the char is worthy to utilize the Brick Sh*thouseof K'phlegm
  5. it could give "blacklighting" a whole new meaning.
  6. there's just something about Leonardo DiCaprio that makes me want to punch him in the face.
  7. Yeah whatever. but I cant understand this thing with Halle Berry, I dont find her talented or attractive in the least. she's too androgynous for my tastes.
  8. you should REALLY listen to the song.
  9. click here to listen I want to go by the river And put a blanket on the grass I'll pour my heart and soul Into your wine glass I'll kiss you for an appetizer And love you for the meal Then I'll ask for your hand in marriage As I look up lovingly and kneel I wanna take you on a picnic A picnic of love under the blue sky above Love, Love, Love Even the ants and the squirrels They can tell we're in love My heart soars like The wing of a dove We'll take a walk Through the forests and the trees And then we'll lie down With the birds and the bees I wanna take you on a picnic A picnic of love under the blue sky above Love, Love, Love lyr. by Seth Putnam music by the other guys
  10. I have the same bug, its not fixable to my knowledge.
  11. It would be fun to see the raspberry awards. I heard Halle Berry made a speech there, surprising. I thought every hollywood star had a clausule in their contract not to speak negatively about the film during the PR period.
  12. Dead on the nail. I believe that was precisely how the designers intended it. When you ask Visas what she saw under his mask she replies: "just a man, nothing more." As to underline this. note: but it was a risk the designers took because it goes against all common practise to hype up a villain and just let him go like that. but obsidian managed to pull through a potential anticlimax, takes both guts and skill.
  13. you need to upload the pic you want to a webspace that supports remote likning. that usually rules out free ones like geocities or similar. you can just use the IMG tag to put the pic in yer sig.
  14. I know you know whats meant by playing himself. Essentially he has one character, one role that is his "screenface" and he puts it on when filming. The differances he makes in his screenface when switching from on role to another in minimal at best. A great actor, in the true sense of the word, is one like Marlon Brando or Toshiro Mifune or even Sean Penn. An actor who actually plays different roles and completely alters himself to play the role.
  15. To me, K2 is the best game ever and I have played most of them. I was going to write a detailed review about the landmark it is in its use of dramatology in a computer game but taht will have to wait. The final ending was rather bleak, but is understandable with regards to Obsidians wish to make it ESB-ish, and the fact that the end is actually very long given that it stretches over several large maps from dantooines meeting to the temple on Malachor V. I would have loved a proper epilouge but I understand it must be difficult to do on such a very tight schedual and with LA breathing down their necks.
  16. Just played it, K2 betters it on every point. I just think most peple pefer to see Ps:T through the rose-colored glasses of memory. K2 is just a landmark in gaming history when it comes to blending the worlds of dramatology and computer gaming. I cant wait for when Chris Avellone & Co. gets to do a real independant production game.
  17. Like hell it is. The guy's hasnt played any other part than himself for 30 years. A symptom all too common in Hollywood. ...and Chris Rock is funny for about 10 seconds before the routine gets old.
  18. ..I forgot about the ultimate sin, lightsaberwhips :D Ive got Jedi- Count Dooku and its very good, except that its more about that Quinlan "could very well be the singer of P.O.D" Vos than Count Dooku. The republic series are the best SW comics Ive come across so far. I remember all those old comics that made you feel like you violated the fine memory of the films when you read them. And of course, loads of hot incestous Luke+Leiah love. But there is one undeniable ultimate truth and staple of all SW comics, Stormtrooper helmets are ALWAYS and UNIVERSALLY misdrawn in the most hideous and awkward ways.
  19. The missing 7 movies may be residue from the droid planet or similar things that were cut from the final version.
  20. It was never built. As the exile was a wound in the force, the temple was a hole in the plot " ...or seriously, it was built by the old Sith. It had no living inhabitants, only dark side energy or maybe the odd aparition or two.
  21. RoTJ remains the ultimate Star Wars experience, even though its cooler to like ESB. and Ep1 isnt even watchable, id rather eat gravel.
  22. I made another deepdive into the sh*t with Jedi vs. Sith man, there's just no end to the badness. Starwars goes on a manga crapfeast complete with severly annoying child protagonists, carricatured characters and a f***ing flying gold pirate ship
  23. EU whore. Eru> your alteration of my original text only serves to give unmistakable evidence to the case of your own freudian dilemma.
  24. K2:TSL is the best game in all genres Ive ever played and Ive played most of them. I have NEVER seen such good story crafting and character interaction. Absolutely marvellous. It was partially dread to play it since I knew it had to end. Obsidian has earned more than respect from me.
  25. I choose the obvious Helios endngs because I WANT ZEE PAWAHRR! IT SI MEIN!!! ..but I didnt really like Deus:Ex, I think it truly managed to blend the precisely wrong parts of FPS and RPG together. To put that in perspective, I loved Bloodlines.
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