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Previous thread: http://forums.obsidian.net/topic/90440-the-funny-things-thread/ Probably not very PC, but here goes...

Build a fire and sing some songs.

I thought camping supplies worked well. They're an abstraction of logistical planning without all the messy details.

I suppose if I still watched Game of Thrones, I'd probably understand that reference.

But can I make a cloak out of a superpet?

In the Deadfire Archipelago, the sea creatures fish you....

How about an Easter egg consisting of a mob of trash blights? Ignore enough beggars and you get trashed down a side alley.

Do you suppose somewhere in Eora there's an equivalent of the Greek god Eros? I wonder what appearance his or her godlike would possess? Maybe giant phallic symbols? Maybe some work as religious sexual companions to "spread" the word. Perhaps their knowledge resembles that of the Deltans in Star Trek, as epitomized by Ilia in the 1979 Star Trek movie? It would make for an interesting interaction.

I just wish the enchantment system would let us bind a spell. That would make the item much more unique.

I'm still not fond of the Monk class, even with the revisions in PoE. In AD&D, the class is a damage magnet, so it ended up consuming an inordinate amount of party healing resources. That's still true in PoE, and even though it is presented as a virtue for this class, it still seems to end up causing the party to need to rest more. But perhaps I played it wrong?

Let's call her Fade Toblack...

You'll find it leaning on the Pan tree...

There once was a priestess called Cadegund, who became entangled in her cummerbund, along came Durance, who favored his lance, and soon they were too redundant to fund.

What rhymes with Aumaua?

My only hope is they don't waste many resources on this type of metagaming stuff. They could just publish the file format and let some modder do it.

Hiravias was loads of fun to play. I took his acerbic remarks as a form of dry humor. He was almost like a pet ferret. Plus he could be devastating in combat.

Is it a godlike baby?

The Valian Pizza and Pasta Trading Company. But only if they supply unlimited garlic parmesan bread sticks with dipping sauce for free.

Traffic cones.