teknoman2

was reading a really funny thing earlier on a news site a woman came home and caught her husband cheating on her... with her father

why would anyone leave Canada and go to USA? with Trump it should be the other way around

at this very moment i complete the 35th hour since i woke up yesterday and i still don't feel sleepy. haven't stayed awake for such a long period of time since my university days.

i have a feeling about what this game may be about but i can't really put it into words. i can see the form of formless abstract things but trying to describe them is beyond my ability.

By watching the new trailer of ME:A i have to say this You put the RPG part of Mass Effect, the exploration part of No Man's Sky, the gameplay of Titanfall, the detective sequences of Batman, a bit of boss fight mechanics from Dragon's Dogma and a patchwork use of the Frostbite engine in pot, stir it on medium fire and take it off before it boils, then serve it with a garnish of not so impressive voice acting and you have Andromeda

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christmass person through and through

i went to the hospital to get the burns checked because my mother insisted when i told her about it, but they just told me what i already knew: the burns are superficial, they did no damage to the skin or anything under it and besides a blister, that should go away in a week or so but could be very painful if popped, there is nothing to worry about. i just have to keep the burned areas clean and dry for a few days until the blister goes away then put some cream on to restore the skin's humidity to normal

at first i moved the pan over the sink to dump the oil there before i remembered that it was a bad idea and some of the oil spilled... the blaze in the sink was huge but fortunately there was nothing that could catch fire. luckily my cat was out roaming the streets and not on her usual spot in the garden or i would be eating fried cat for lunch

i burned my hand, turned a pair of pants into swiss cheese and i almost burned my house today... all while doing something i did 1000 times: fried potatoes. i put the pan on the stove and while waiting for it to heat up i went in the bathroom for number 2 thinking it would be fine. as soon as i got back in the kitchen though, i saw the oil in the pan boiling violently and went to take it off but before i could it burst into flame. my initial thought was to dump it in the sink but knowing that water and oil is not a good combination in this case i did not and while thinking how to get rid of it the fire got bigger. it took me just a few moments to came up with the idea to just dump the whole thing out in the garden where the moist grass will keep the fire from spreading and i could use the hose to keep it contained but in these moments the fire got too intense and i barely made it out of the door before the burning in my hand got so painful that i just threw the pan away without caring where it will go. the oil splash put holes in my pants and made small burns on my legs, the area between the thumb and the index of my right hand got the worst of it and hurts like hell, a bit of oil dripped on my left ring finger, i have soot all over the kitchen, a burned patch of grass and a ruined pan... and no lunch yet. the one obvious solution that i did not think of until now that i'm writing this, was to put a lid and a weight over the pan to starve the fire from oxygen

i was hearing in the news that the mute-deaf association posted on it's facebook page about an event they organize for their members and some people (either trolls or just dumb) posted voice comments about it

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today for the first time for this winter i decided to use the heating in my house... and it didn't work. the pump that circulates the hot water around is broken so i had to rely on the AC that can barely keep me from freezing. this november is unusually cold

can't link it so i attach it

i baked a pie today. the recipe is something i came up with randomly and while it tastes good, it's pretty messy to eat and it is diabetes inducing so im never making another. the recipe for anyone interested is puff pastry filled with nutella, banana and ground walnuts. the main problem is that when baked the nutella liquefies and even if left to cool for hours, it stays liquid so it drips all over. maybe if i had used some type of chocolate that does not melt so much it would be easier to cut in pieces.

today, after yesterday's update, it only turns on with the power button again.

considering i have a Joker like personality (without the evil part), i'm kinda glad Trump won... i'll be laughing for years!

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sad fact. the cat in that first photo has died recently fun fact. the locals have made a statue in it's likeness and put it on the cat's favorite spot and pose