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Australian humour... the See you in the Northern Territories ad (trying to attract tourists to the Northern Territory, also known as NT). You can supposedly get merchandising too with the slogan on it ;)

 

May not be safe for work, depending on your colleagues Cu in the NT

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“He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein

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The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

 

-Teknoman2-

What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past?

 

Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born!


We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did.

 

Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.

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Random historical fact..

 

On the 23rd of January 1795, a very rare event took place at the Battle of Texel

It was the first (and so far only) recorded occurance of a cavalry charge on a naval position. As a particularly cold winter had frozen the Dutch ships and allowed the cavalry to reach them. The Dutch ships surrended quickly.

 

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Fortune favors the bald.

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