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Raithe

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  1. http://youtu.be/R7GeKLE0x3s
  2. Like cats and dogs What is a Cat? 1) Cats do what they want. 2) They rarely listen to you. 3) They're totally unpredictable. 4) They whine when they are not happy. 5) When you want to play, they want to be alone. 6) When you want to be alone, they want to play. 7) They expect you to cater to their every whim. They're moody. 9) They leave hair everywhere. 10) They drive you nuts and cost an arm and a leg. Conclusion: Cats are tiny women in little fur coats. What is a Dog? 1) Dogs lie around all day, sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture in the house. 2) They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don't hear you when you're in the same room. 3) They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time. 4) They growl when they are not happy. 5) When you want to play, they want to play. 6) When you want to be alone, they want to play. 7) They are great at begging. They will love you forever if you rub their tummies. 9) They leave their toys everywhere. 10) They do disgusting things with their mouths and then try to give you a kiss. Conclusion: Dogs are men in little fur coats
  3. Heh. So the latest "big" announcement.. is Strongholds. Oh, and Guild Starships.
  4. Woke up with an annoying crick in my neck, and that background headache. So moving on with my day, but background music is jumping from Barry White to Garth Brooks to Bon Jovi.. I think we can safely say my mood is a touch scattered.
  5. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1PVZ2ajOnKg&list=PLFWHlH4koGZAeH9x2wWeTB32VCESjRI51&feature=share
  6. Okay, for the slightly surreal movie trivia.. io9 - Scarlett Johansson really picked up random dudes for Under The Skin
  7. D&D Stats Explained Using Tomatoes... Strength is being able to crush a tomato. Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato. Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato. Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad. Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.
  8. Slogans for College Majors if they were Honest Computer Engineering: Tons of chicks, just not very many. Biochemistry: Spend 4 years aspiring to discover the cure for cancer, and the rest of your life manufacturing shampoo. Archaeology: If you don't know what it is, it's probably ceremonial. Information Technology: Let me google that for you. Computer Science (for a straight girl): The odds are good, but the goods are odd. Chemistry: Where alcohol IS a solution. Political Science: Your opinion is wrong. Aerospace Engineering: "It actually is rocket science." Engineering: The art of figuring out which parameters you can safely ignore. Structural Engineering: Because architects don't know what physics is. Philosophy: Think about it... Communications: "We'll tech you everything you need to know about convincing your friends that your degree is actually meaningfull." Dental Hygienist: "Something to do until you get knocked up." Speech Pathology: We have ways of making you talk. Linguistics: Studied 17 languages, am fluent in none of them. Criminal Justice: We're here because of Law & Order reruns. Photography: It's worth a shot. Statistics: Where everything is made up and the numbers don't matter. Anthropology: It'll get you laid, but it won't get you paid! Zoology: Because you can't major in kittens. Psychology: Good luck doing anything until you get your master's! Premed: "I'll probably switch majors in 2 years." History: History may repeat itself, but you definitely will. English: So you want to be a teacher. Film: Forks on the left, knives on the right. Astrophysics: "Eh, I'm within an order of magnitude..." Creative Writing: Because job security is for pussies. Latin: Because useful is overrated. Physics: "Everything you learned last week was wrong." Nursing: Learning to save other's lives while struggling not to take your own. Marine Bio: "I wanted to play with dolphins... but I'm looking at algae instead." Accounting: Selling your soul for money. Finance: "Accounting was too hard." Journalism: Learn how to construct an argument that no one will pay to listen to. Art History: And you thought MAKING art was pointless! Music Performance: If you don't hate yourself, you're doing it wrong. Graphic Design: No, we aren't artists. We are designers. There's a difference.
  9. Veronica Mars. If you liked the tv series, you'll enjoy the movie. It's basically what it is, a feature length version of an episode. That and the posing question of where all those characters would be 10 years on from where they were last seen. Some funny bits, some snarky bits, some sassy bits, all wrapped up around a few mystery elements.
  10. Heh, one on the joys of Google from last year US News = 15 Ways Google Monitors You
  11. Would this be worth the comment along the lines of "some of these women you'd be willing to be sent to jail for.. some of these women you'd expect to find in the jail you get sent to" ?
  12. Well, I've been playing TOR off and on since it came out. If you want some general emotive star wars music and blaster fire to go with lightsaber sound effects and spoken cutscenes instead of wall of text questgivers...
  13. http://youtu.be/Zb5IH57SorQ
  14. Hm, some basic gubbins about the future... http://youtu.be/5NrG75S6dRc
  15. Did you hear about the giant floating eyeball who became a Sith Lord? He was a pupil of Obi-Wan's before he turned to evil...
  16. Hm, for what could be an interesting upcoming thing..
  17. I, Frankenstein. it's.. hard to say what to make of this one. Okay.. Aaron Eckhart as Adam, Frankenstein's monster, Bill Nighy as a demon prince trying to re-animate bodies so he can summon fallen demons to possess them, Yvonne Strahovski as the scientist he's manipulating to do it, who think's Frankenstein is just a story... Throw in an unnamed city with one ridiculously massive, over the top gothic super-cathedral.. that happens to be the home of an order of supernatural, shapeshifting Gargoyle's who have been fighting the demon hordes for centuries.. but no-ones noticed. They've got fairly nice cgi of the Gargoyle's flying around, and combat with the demon's as they get killed, and either ascending to heaven in pillars of light, or exploding into feiry trails descending to hell and then really, really grating prosthetic demon masks. Bill Nighy doing his normal quite villainous charm, Eckhart doing broody, pseudo batman with a lot more anger and broodiness, Strahovski not really having much to do beyond eye candy and provide some story points. Maybe I just subconsciously expect a different type of story when you're using Frankenstein... It's basically the monster after the story of Frankenstein. Starts with him burying Frankenstein, and then suddenly Demons! Gargoyles! Mystery Supernatural War Humans Don't Know About!
  18. BBC - Hackers hit MtGox
  19. Okay then, if we're rolling into Monday...
  20. Heh, that was one of the Mission Impossible films. I think it was.. 3. They had all of these "really cool ideas for stunts" that they hadn't been able to work into the previous MI film.. so they put them together and tried to figure out a script that would connect them all together.
  21. Well, I managed to fall asleep a couple of hours earlier last night... Then got woken up a few hours earlier by someone phoning me. I kind of feel that there could be a deity giggling to themselves madly over my head.
  22. I haven't seen the film yet..but this io9 review was too good not to share.. io9 - 300 Rise of an Empire is Zack Snyder's Greatest Intellectual Masterpiece...
  23. http://youtu.be/eFsx9dKLGlI
  24. Bus Pass Elvis Beats Lib Dems in Local Council by-election
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