HoonDing

Qadaffi's a Jedi. I knew it.

Was her design inspired by Red Sonya? I mean, the actual Red Sonya envisioned by Robert E Howard?

Shepard getting assimilated better be one possible ending. In fact, I regret wiping out the Council as a Renegade. What can be more satisfying than showing up at the Citadel with a Reaper horde and shove it in the face of that Turian councilor?

Two words: Black Widow Worth it.

Rockstar could easily pull it off, especially since all it takes to be considered a RPG nowadays is adding some skill bars to characters.

Bulletstorm > DNF

I guess Putin must be pissed over all those MiGs that got vaporized by the French.

I'd add Verdistis from Divine Divinity, Aleroth from Divinity 2: FOV and Ferdok/Nadoret from Drakensang to the list. Outside the fantasy realm, Anachronox is a great sci-fi city, which completely blows away the CItadel from ME in every aspect. Venetica has that.

At least it was more fun than evil Kermit from ME1. You could just blow it with the Cain, and go home.

Will there be Aim Assist? As far as I'm concerned "Press START to continue" already means a failed port.

There weren't that many areas outside Kirkwall to begin with, therefor I didn't get the impression that re-used dungeons got on my nerve. Actully, I didn't mind at all. Seen one cave, seen them all. So what? Did someone from BioWare Social hijack your account?

That must have been the Protheans injecting the "awesome" into Shepard's ancestor.

Was there ever any plausible reason given why the Reapers were harvesting humans, the newbie race, beyond Shepard being awesome? It's not like she was working alone anyway.

Bethesda called. They want their level designer back.

38th parallel?

I'm surprised nobody has yet linked to that short movie.

Call me when it's 4.99

Wasn't this game open world? The levels shown in that video suffer from chronic tunnelitis.

Gaiman is an old white guy?

You win.

Two words: Butlerian Jihad. I'm actually expecting BioWare to rip off the ending of Hunters/Sandworms of Dune. As crappy as it was, it perfectly fits the Renegade playthrough.

What's mind-boggling is that the ME2 ending shows the Reaper fleet is millions of light years away from the galaxy, yet they still manage to pop up to reap Earth in ME3. The ME codex mentions that less than 1% of the galaxy is explored, so there are probably redundant teleporters scattered around. The Citadel is just the most convenient since it's usually the centre of the galactic civilizations that arise each time. It's going to take one really ridiculous McGuffin to off these mechanical gods.

Any reason why you left out poor George Clooney?

At the end of Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis, you had to click through a long series of dialogue options in order to trick and beat the Nazis. One wrong pick led to game over.