HoonDing

My Femshep's face got the Oblivion treatment after importing.

Pity that excellent animation technology will be wasted on another badly written QTE turd.

I agree in general, but then there is the Sentinel class. The Sentinel with maxed Tech armour can run up to every group of enemies and melee them to death. Even Krogan. It's like playing a Vanguard without all the ADD that comes with it. A soldier with Fortification and maxed concussive shot is almost the same.

fixed The sex scenes are all laughably bad, BioWare's worst to date even. ME1 sex scenes are still the pick of the litter .

I was just waxing nostalgic http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kFHC-H9Kl8 Used to play and mod this game to death. Only good game Bungie ever made. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aFfzHzppTjo

What scared me out the most was BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeepbeep BOOM.

I thought MP wasn't going to affect SP in any way? Hopefully there'll be a mod or trainer to set whatever is affected by MP to 100%.

It'll have to attributed to "space magic" considering their reproduction is driven by their mind melting/"embrace eternity" bs. Asari are basically Twileks and Vulcans merged together. It's hard to believe a mammal lifeform would ever evolve to monogenderism.

If they don't take genetic material from the "father", how are they even able to become pregnant? They create an embryo out of nowhere? Auto-fertilization? EDIT: aha, according to the wiki they use parthenogenesis. Doesn't really make sense for a clearly mammal lifeform, but whatever.

It's a fake quote. It originates from either Reddit or 4chan. Just google it.

I got the game (with naked Anjali on cover \o/) today, will play after ME3.

Ashley isn't a transsexual, it's just a case of slightly elaborate internet trolling.

Are you playing an Adept or Sentinel?

So I spoiled myself into watching Tali's face and now I'm somewhat regretting having banged Miranda instead in ME2. Choices and consequences, I guess.

Well, at least ME1 had a plot. ME2 had much better side missions, though. Combat wise, I'm a bit torn. I slightly prefer ME1; at least you can finish combat very quickly in that one, while in ME2 you'll always be reduced to playing whack-a-mole behind cover no matter how powerful Shepard is supposed to be. Companions wise, ME1 had Wrex... ME2 had Mordin and Legion. So ME2 wins in that regard.

Two WoW killers are better than one.

They should've taken another 10 years, then the game could be about as good as Duke Nukem Forever.

I've read about the endings on Bioboards, and if they're actually true, my Chaotic Stupid playthrough is going to be immensely satisfying. I tip my hat to BioWare for showing some guts.

Or maybe the Imoen romance mod is finally complete.

Aren't you dead when you get sniped after nova? That's how things would work in PvP, I imagine.

The only time I tried a Vanguard in ME2, I charged, got stuck in a box and got killed.

Come friendly Reapers and fall on Slough! It isn't fit for humans now, There isn't grass to graze a cow. Swarm over, Death! Come, Reapers and blow to smithereens Those air-conditioned, bright canteens, Tinned fruit, tinned meat, tinned milk, tinned beans, Tinned minds, tinned breath. Mess up the mess they call a town- A house for ninety-seven down And once a week a half a crown For twenty years. And get that man with double chin Who'll always cheat and always win, Who washes his repulsive skin In women's tears: And smash his desk of polished oak And smash his hands so used to stroke And stop his boring dirty joke And make him yell. But spare the bald young clerks who add The profits of the stinking cad; It's not their fault that they are mad, They've tasted Hell. It's not their fault they do not know The birdsong from the radio, It's not their fault they often go To Maidenhead And talk of sport and makes of cars In various bogus-Tudor bars And daren't look up and see the stars But belch instead. In labour-saving homes, with care Their wives frizz out peroxide hair And dry it in synthetic air And paint their nails. Come, friendly Reapers and fall on Slough To get it ready for the plough. The cabbages are coming now; The earth exhales.