Monte Carlo

Because its the coolest sounding title, I started the thread and I'm a bully.

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Congratulations on identifying my attempt at ironic humour, award yourself one too.

I am enormously into Sons of Anarchy. Any programme that involves Ron Perlman smoking impossibly large cigars and hiding machineguns all over the place deserves a special place in my heart. Although I know nothing about motorcycles, Hells Angels or large-scale corruption of a small Californian town, I do find the idea of a motorcycle club appealing. It's like a frat house for real men, with loose, skanky chicks, automatic weapons and an endless supply of alcohol. Anyway, please apply for the Sons of Obsidian, outline what your 'cut' might look like, your ride (the wheeled one), your chapter name, rank and position. We will then have a council meeting to plan our next dastardly deed. Regards Monte 'Gout' Carlo Sergeant-at-Arms Sons of Obsidian (BB Original)

The boob quotient is getting lower every episode. Boobs have been a core part of this series so I am not amused. This is not a gift from the great stallion.

Wals, I suffer / suffered from Vestibular Migraine which can significantly impair balance. PM me if this is in line with the sort of info you are after.

AT LEAST WE'RE BETTER THAN IRAN!!! CELEBRATE OUR ENLIGHTENMENT!!! THEN AGAIN, IRAN IS OK TOO BECAUSE VLACH VLAD TEPES WAS WORSE!!! OH NO BUT GENGHIZ KHAN WAS WORSE THAN VLACH VLAD SO HE'S ACTUALLY OK TOO!!! Good lord above the "at least we're better than" argument is a load of horse excrement. Yeah, I'm a greater humanitarian than Adolf Hitler/ Stalin/ Pol Pot/ Caligula/ Torquemada/ Timur. Wow, such an achievement. I'll just add that to my CV so next time I apply for a job there won't be any dispute about my personal qualities. :1440x900 rolleyes: Nobody light any matches... all those strawmen will burst into flames!

Pirate Ninja is the turn-based CRPG that the world is waiting for. Beach Volleyball Playa is one of the character classes.

Wow this level of cyber multi-tasking is deeply impressive. I will also concede that it's also fairly amusing.

I'm a pirate ninja instructor. In my spare time I do legal research for the Brazilian ladies' beach volleyball team, when I'm not test-driving Ferraris.

95% of them would've got involved anyway. Next.

The enemy combatant thing was an on-the-fly device by the Bush administration and wouldn't stand up in any non-American court. Why put it in Cuba FFS? Having said that I can see why they did it and fully support the concept of enhanced interrogation. Would you rather be an American captured in Iran or an Iranian captured in America?

You can get paid, like money, for that?

Actually the Soviet army crumbled because of poor quality jackboots and the fact that they never issued socks.

I'm a lapsed Jewish-Pagan-atheist, therefore I'm residually part-badass Old Testament hombre with some fairly scary Dark Ages notions of vengeance, scattered with a mixture of Hobbesian realism and disdain for organised religion. What I'm saying is that I wished they'd gut-shot him and left him somewhere for a long time, while vultures circled overhead.

I used the 'keep Drizzt's equipment' option in a mod I think.

That origin is ****ing boring, it's more of a chore you go through because you want to become Queen or King, or play a human Warrior or Thief. You dig that I was being sarcastic, right?

Bio found out that most players in DA1, via their data-mining app, played the human noble origin. Once you understand that Bio is seeking the perfect game that works for everybody, you'll see that obviously (duh) you want to play a human character like the majority who did in DA1. Makes sense now, right?

Im probably reading too much into this but is that just some percentage you made up or is that the percentage of losses suffered by England's population in WW1? Weirdly I thought someone might ask that. I made up the number. I think 18% would be a fairly high dead rate in most battalions. Though that's not counting injured. I think on the first day of the Somme that would be a tad on the low side.

It's not even released and Steam are doing ten quid off Dungeon Siege (think I'll pre-order).

If you've developed a canine that excretes deep-fried mars bars then I'll give you a large amount of money for it and sell it to the Scots for a gazillion quid.

The bashing dead with shovels is too personal and unrealistic. A combination of HE shells, mustard gas, snipers and machinegun fire would be better.

Salmond seriously advocates some sort of English reparations scheme for all the oil and gas 'we stole.' LOL By 2025 an independent Scotland would be like Portugal economically, but with rain, worse food and higher rates of heart disease. and that's optimistic.

Nick Clegg's face today is good for some lulz.

Just medieval total war 2 custom campaign mod, where I am bogged down in a pointless war of attrition with Milan.