Monte Carlo

Nep is David Gaider and I claim my five gold pieces.

I bet the rapture was Bioware's fault, we're just waiting for the patch.

As long as Guard Dog's drink cabinet remains intact, he'll be OK.

EA Did they tattoo your bloodgroup in your armpit and issue you a dagger?

Like that's a bad thing?

By text? Coward.

The King's Speech What was the fuss about? Seriously? The best actor in it was (Aussie) Guy Pierce who played Edward VIII exactly as I'd imagined him. Tim Spall as Winston Churchill? Puh-leeze.

Julian Assange needs to take a look at this thread.

Not on the alienware, on my gaming rig. I'm on a euro server, for some reason rift won't update me for a US one.

Getting a funky crash that's almost certainly a video card error. About once an hour. V. strange.

The annoying blonde girly geezer got molten metal poured on his head after the new queen feasted on offal. In other news, the dwarf admitted to whacking off into his sisters' soup. All in all, yet again, the great stallion has blessed us.

No, they are wearing hats with corks-on-strings on the brim, and are often called Bruce.

I live in London, where there are gazillions of them. Usually whining about the weather. So, yes, they exist.

Rift. It's very purdy, runs well on my machine but I'm getting hacked to death by everything.

I created a character on a euro server, I'll d/l the updates for the north american ones tonight. I like the science-fantasy vibe on the defiant faction.

Yes, you're on the n. america server, right? So I d/l and patch (Europe), switch to n. america then guess what - another 8 hour d/l to update for that one! Sheesh.

Eventually, mebbe next year, this game will finish downloading. FFS.

Purkake is the model modern computer game customer.

It's a particular bit of flesh whose job is to keep the top and bottom parts of your knee together and in a stable enough position so the joint can both support weight and hinge properly. Tx. That sounds like agony. Ewww.

^ Sorry Nightshape. I had an epic day of winning and generally drinking Tiger Blood. I am downloading Rift on Steam. I have poured myself a gin & tonic. My wife is looking pretty hawt. I am going to watch Sons of Anarchy later and I don't have to be at work 'til mid-morning tomorrow. BTW Hurlie, say get well soon to the missus but what is an ACL?

^ Mebbe I'm being shallow, but Penelope Cruz dressed in pirate gear seems to be a reasonable excuse by itself to go watch it.

Tale I've sent you a steam friend request, my steam name is Airfix Panzer. Please accept or I shall commit sepukku.

Speaking as someone who lives in a haunted house I have similar feelings about Scooby Doo.

Yo, if I want to make a Defiant character what hints can you give me as a complete n00b? I like melee fighting type characters and have little or no interest in pansy spell-flinging. The character generation system looks a bit complex so any help / suggestions appreciated.

Is he still dead?