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Monte Carlo

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  1. Thanks for the review, personally I'd rather nail my testicles to a tree than watch it.
  2. Well, the latest episode was back to boobies and violence at an acceptable level, indeed the Great Stallion smiles upon us.
  3. Just out of interest, how is the game reacting to that? Hmmm. I'm missing out on lots of quests. Everybody hates me. I get attacked a lot. Luckily I have developed a super-stealth sniper who spends his life sneaking about head-shotting people from long range. OTOH equipment and loot isn't a problem as I just check the bodies.
  4. A game of Fallout NV where I am a psychopathic mass-murderer. More fun than it should be.
  5. LOL it took about five minutes to install and is now telling me twelve hours to patch. So it's a 6.5 day free trial, right?
  6. I'm downloading the free 7 day trial now to see what its like, never played a MMO before.
  7. Biffy Clyro - only revolutions And lots of Foo Fighters
  8. The Irish act, Jedward, were on one of those pop star competitions here. Their performance will be legendary because they seriously, utterly and completely cannot sing. Ireland can't afford the Eurovision, hell they can't afford a round of drinks so send Jedward to make sure they don't win and have to host the whole thing next year.
  9. LEARN BIO LEARN!
  10. I like Eurovision, the cheesier the songs the better. The UK are in with a chance this year, Blue are allegedly well known in Italy, Spain and Germany. That's if we can overcome the regional bloc voting by the Eastern Euros. Graham Norton is the guy who does our commentary, he took over from the legendary Terry Wogan.
  11. A British one, naturally, Norton or Triumph.
  12. Bah! pwned again! *sobs*
  13. I'm not ****ing Obyknven, stop with this ****. I don't talk about 'warlike races' or other nationalist bull****. Oby is a perfectly normal Russian nationalist, whereas I am an American revolutionary socialist. I would never describe modern Russia as "awesome," except in the sense that at least it isn't currently bombing 5-6 countries (Libya, Iraq, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Yemen, Somalia). It's still a ****ty country that replaced a large part of the ~glorious Soviet Union~ and Putin is a right-wing autocrat. The fact that we both hold heterodox opinions doesn't make us the same person, and this forums' insistence on it is just making you look bad! National People's Front of Judea? **** off, splitters!
  14. Because its the coolest sounding title, I started the thread and I'm a bully.
  15. Congratulations on identifying my attempt at ironic humour, award yourself one too.
  16. I am enormously into Sons of Anarchy. Any programme that involves Ron Perlman smoking impossibly large cigars and hiding machineguns all over the place deserves a special place in my heart. Although I know nothing about motorcycles, Hells Angels or large-scale corruption of a small Californian town, I do find the idea of a motorcycle club appealing. It's like a frat house for real men, with loose, skanky chicks, automatic weapons and an endless supply of alcohol. Anyway, please apply for the Sons of Obsidian, outline what your 'cut' might look like, your ride (the wheeled one), your chapter name, rank and position. We will then have a council meeting to plan our next dastardly deed. Regards Monte 'Gout' Carlo Sergeant-at-Arms Sons of Obsidian (BB Original)
  17. The boob quotient is getting lower every episode. Boobs have been a core part of this series so I am not amused. This is not a gift from the great stallion.
  18. Wals, I suffer / suffered from Vestibular Migraine which can significantly impair balance. PM me if this is in line with the sort of info you are after.
  19. AT LEAST WE'RE BETTER THAN IRAN!!! CELEBRATE OUR ENLIGHTENMENT!!! THEN AGAIN, IRAN IS OK TOO BECAUSE VLACH VLAD TEPES WAS WORSE!!! OH NO BUT GENGHIZ KHAN WAS WORSE THAN VLACH VLAD SO HE'S ACTUALLY OK TOO!!! Good lord above the "at least we're better than" argument is a load of horse excrement. Yeah, I'm a greater humanitarian than Adolf Hitler/ Stalin/ Pol Pot/ Caligula/ Torquemada/ Timur. Wow, such an achievement. I'll just add that to my CV so next time I apply for a job there won't be any dispute about my personal qualities. :1440x900 rolleyes: Nobody light any matches... all those strawmen will burst into flames!
  20. Pirate Ninja is the turn-based CRPG that the world is waiting for. Beach Volleyball Playa is one of the character classes.
  21. Wow this level of cyber multi-tasking is deeply impressive. I will also concede that it's also fairly amusing.
  22. I'm a pirate ninja instructor. In my spare time I do legal research for the Brazilian ladies' beach volleyball team, when I'm not test-driving Ferraris.
  23. 95% of them would've got involved anyway. Next.
  24. The enemy combatant thing was an on-the-fly device by the Bush administration and wouldn't stand up in any non-American court. Why put it in Cuba FFS? Having said that I can see why they did it and fully support the concept of enhanced interrogation. Would you rather be an American captured in Iran or an Iranian captured in America?
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