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Monte Carlo

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  1. You can get paid, like money, for that?
  2. Actually the Soviet army crumbled because of poor quality jackboots and the fact that they never issued socks.
  3. I'm a lapsed Jewish-Pagan-atheist, therefore I'm residually part-badass Old Testament hombre with some fairly scary Dark Ages notions of vengeance, scattered with a mixture of Hobbesian realism and disdain for organised religion. What I'm saying is that I wished they'd gut-shot him and left him somewhere for a long time, while vultures circled overhead.
  4. I used the 'keep Drizzt's equipment' option in a mod I think.
  5. That origin is ****ing boring, it's more of a chore you go through because you want to become Queen or King, or play a human Warrior or Thief. You dig that I was being sarcastic, right?
  6. Bio found out that most players in DA1, via their data-mining app, played the human noble origin. Once you understand that Bio is seeking the perfect game that works for everybody, you'll see that obviously (duh) you want to play a human character like the majority who did in DA1. Makes sense now, right?
  7. Im probably reading too much into this but is that just some percentage you made up or is that the percentage of losses suffered by England's population in WW1? Weirdly I thought someone might ask that. I made up the number. I think 18% would be a fairly high dead rate in most battalions. Though that's not counting injured. I think on the first day of the Somme that would be a tad on the low side.
  8. It's not even released and Steam are doing ten quid off Dungeon Siege (think I'll pre-order).
  9. If you've developed a canine that excretes deep-fried mars bars then I'll give you a large amount of money for it and sell it to the Scots for a gazillion quid.
  10. The bashing dead with shovels is too personal and unrealistic. A combination of HE shells, mustard gas, snipers and machinegun fire would be better.
  11. Salmond seriously advocates some sort of English reparations scheme for all the oil and gas 'we stole.' LOL By 2025 an independent Scotland would be like Portugal economically, but with rain, worse food and higher rates of heart disease. and that's optimistic.
  12. Nick Clegg's face today is good for some lulz.
  13. Just medieval total war 2 custom campaign mod, where I am bogged down in a pointless war of attrition with Milan.
  14. Sorry to go on about the album again but I read this comment on Youtube and it's very apposite...
  15. Let me buy you a beer before you fuq off, you don't live too far from me.
  16. We were issued special gloves, but the American ones were better so we ended up enduring humiliating hazing rituals to earn their used ones. They were happy days, my feet pointed at the sun and the blood rushing to my head as we hand-walked into the enemy guns.
  17. *peers at Monte* lol I'm such a walt, in fact I was a lance corporal in the women's royal auxiliary balloon corps.
  18. Foo Fighters - Wasting Light. The Fighters are like great French wine - the older they get the better the result. Rope is great. I'm biased but recommended.
  19. I think its time for me to pack up and leave. Scotland beckons!
  20. Tam Dalyell's West Lothian question writ large. The devolution project in the late 1990s was a gerrymandered Labour plan to keep Labour seats in Scotland and Wales safe in perpetuity. It has imploded spectacularly, Labour's destruction in Scotland is the best thing to happen in England for years. Talk about hoisted by their own petard. De-couple the Scots from the teat of subsidy and let them cry FREEDOOOOOM as they surrender their last scintilla of sovereignty to Brussels. Hoo-bloody-rah. Deep fried Mars Bars all round. Except that I suspect they won't vote for it, the Scots know which side their bread is buttered. If the Union was toast England would be Conservative forever, scary as that sounds it, but it's true until a more sensible centre-right, anti-European party that wasn't UKIP appeared on the scene.
  21. Me. After the initial... house-keeping it would be awesome.
  22. It was an usama bin laden android made in area 51 in 1947 and warped into the future using HG wells' time machine. Duh everybody knows that its on the internet and everything.
  23. Lawyer and faulty revolving door? That sounds like a lawsuit to me.
  24. Ha ha ha ha ha. Seriously, the trollistical force is strong in this one.
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