Last night I had McDonald's, two double (processed)cheese(product) burgers with extra (processed)cheese(product) and a small order of (probably)fries.
This is my SOP
1. Remove (peel off) top bun
2. Visually inspect the product
3. Count the 5 pieces of onion
4. Remove the pickle
5. Give the pickle to my wife
6. Attach a small number of freedom fries in a crisscrossed pattern
7. Reapply top bun
This morning I was so sick to my stomach that I threw up during my workout
Totally worth it