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I'll be voting for him in 2020, but I found this funny.

 

Honestly, most right-wingers that voted for this guy need to learn to laugh at him and stop taking their "God Emperor" so seriously. Especially the alt-right.

 

But whatever. That's just my opinion.

 

if i lived in the US i would vote for him too. he is a legendary existence known as "the living meme". you can't get better president material than that

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The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

 

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What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past?

 

Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born!


We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did.

 

Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.

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Confusing seehorse, with seahorse I see. Common mistake, I saw this once before.

 

I prefer Siehorse myself.


Civilization, in fact, grows more and more maudlin and hysterical; especially under democracy it tends to degenerate into a mere combat of crazes; the whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, most of them imaginary. - H.L. Mencken

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"It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

 

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What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past?

 

Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born!


We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did.

 

Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.

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I'll be voting for him in 2020, but I found this funny.

 

Honestly, most right-wingers that voted for this guy need to learn to laugh at him and stop taking their "God Emperor" so seriously. Especially the alt-right.

 

But whatever. That's just my opinion.

 

if i lived in the US i would vote for him too. he is a legendary existence known as "the living meme". you can't get better president material than that

 

 

I'm voting for him because I think he's better than the Democrats.

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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Well, they were cursed.


Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

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The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

 

-Teknoman2-

What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past?

 

Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born!


We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did.

 

Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.

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Who wouldn't want a chip that has nearly the thermal density of space shuttle re-entry, cooled by something meant for large fish tanks and a kg of VRM with four dedicated fans?

 

The Intel cooling solution by itself is probably more expensive than a Threadripper.

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"I care nothing for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it"

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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Picked up a hitchhiker last night. He said "Thanks. How did you know I wasn't a serial killer?" I replied "The chances of two serial killers being in the same car are pretty low!"

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"I care nothing for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it"

Abraham Lincoln

 

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The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

 

-Teknoman2-

What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past?

 

Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born!


We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did.

 

Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.

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"It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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Five people and two of them were already on the same side? That's not even as ambitious as the first Avengers. :p


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