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"It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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"I care nothing for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it"

Abraham Lincoln

 

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Anyone know what movie that beetle is from?

Come on, man.

It's Herbie!

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herbie

 

Whaat? I don't like hitlermobiles :(

 

I really miss a Trans Am, Firebird and a GMC Van from that lorry :p

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Civilization, in fact, grows more and more maudlin and hysterical; especially under democracy it tends to degenerate into a mere combat of crazes; the whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, most of them imaginary. - H.L. Mencken

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edit: thought this was politics...

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The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

 

-Teknoman2-

What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past?

 

Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born!


We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did.

 

Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.

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This took me a day to figure out. It was a day well spent, but that's besides the point.

 

can you explain it, i suppose you must have played skyrim to understand it and i was never a fan of TES


The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

 

-Teknoman2-

What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past?

 

Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born!


We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did.

 

Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.

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This took me a day to figure out. It was a day well spent, but that's besides the point.

 

can you explain it, i suppose you must have played skyrim to understand it and i was never a fan of TES

 

 

I was also scratching my head and I played Skyrim

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This took me a day to figure out. It was a day well spent, but that's besides the point.

 

can you explain it, i suppose you must have played skyrim to understand it and i was never a fan of TES

 

 

I was also scratching my head and I played Skyrim

 

 

I'm clueless here as well. Never played TES either.

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For the music lovers out there...

 

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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This took me a day to figure out. It was a day well spent, but that's besides the point.

 

can you explain it, i suppose you must have played skyrim to understand it and i was never a fan of TES

 

 

I was also scratching my head and I played Skyrim

 

 

I'm clueless here as well. Never played TES either.

 

 

If Dragon's Reach is the head and Whiterun is the body and you trace the two main roads between the door entering Whiterun to Dragon's reach it looks like a rudimentary diagram of the digestive system.

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I guess you guys don't get to the Cloud District much?

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"I care nothing for a man's religion whose dog and cat are not the better for it"

Abraham Lincoln

 

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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This one always amuses me no matter how many times it crops up:

(Wait for the conductor insisting on encore elements...)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1dJxH0zLWY

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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