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What's so funny right now?

Blarghagh
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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    “Political philosophers have often pointed out that in wartime, the citizen, the male citizen at least, loses one of his most basic rights, his right to life; and this has been true ever since the French Revolution and the invention of conscription, now an almost universally accepted principle. But these same philosophers have rarely noted that the citizen in question simultaneously loses another right, one just as basic and perhaps even more vital for his conception of himself as a civilized human being: the right not to kill.”
     
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    "The chancellor, the late chancellor, was only partly correct. He was obsolete. But so is the State, the entity he worshipped. Any state, entity, or ideology becomes obsolete when it stockpiles the wrong weapons: when it captures territories, but not minds; when it enslaves millions, but convinces nobody. When it is naked, yet puts on armor and calls it faith, while in the Eyes of God it has no faith at all. Any state, any entity, any ideology that fails to recognize the worth, the dignity, the rights of Man...that state is obsolete."

    -Rod Serling

     

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    This one os for Shady & Manifested:

     

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    "While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before"

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    c00ded839ccfa642d900839b703604a4256244ea

    "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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    19702447_1309052832525900_51911934824218

    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    And since we do seem to have a fair batch of forum posters from that area...

     

     


    Why do Swedish warships have bar codes on the sides?

     

    So that when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.

    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    20031720_1389820541105287_61219991935666

    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    L0L But no.

     

    Trump has won the Amerikan presidential election. That means he is the most qualified to sit in the President's chair at events such as these.

     

    Just more FAKE NEWS by lying liberals. :D

     

     

    Also, can I just: L0L @ 'PhD in International relations'. LMAO

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    DWARVES IN PROJECT ETERNITY = VOLOURN HAS PLEDGED $250.

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    Leave our President alone people.

    There's absolutely no evidence out there that Trump colluded with the Russians except the Manafort thing, and the Flynn thing, and the Roger Stone thing, and the Cohen thing, and the Kushner thing, and the Carter Page thing, and the Jeff Sessions things, and the Wilbur Ross thing, and the JD Gordon thing, and the Erik Prince thing, and the James Comey firing thing, and the Russian hacking/Wikileaks thing, and the bro-love between TrumPutin thing, and the Russian propaganda machine favoring Trump thing, and the DJT "I have zero ties to Russia!" thing, and the Eric Trump "we get most of our financing from Russian banks thing", and the Donald Trump Jr. "Our portfolio is made up of a disproportionate amount of Russian money" thing, and the DJT "I sold a $60 million mansion to a Russian oligarch known for money laundering for $120 million that he never once lived in " thing, and the Trump business ties with Putin's favorite sports athlete Fedor Emilianenko thing, and the Trump International Corporation's mysterious private server connection to Alfa Bank, Russia's largest commercial bank thing, and the Special prosecutor being named thing, and the British Mi-6 spy dossier on Trump thing, and the I won't release my tax returns thing, and the Ivanka Trump's vacationing with Putin's girlfriend thing, and the 2013 Miss Universe Pageant in Moscow thing, and the Trump companies business ties to Felix Sater, a criminal felon indicted for stock fraud scheme with the Russian mafia thing, and the FL Group Icelandic hedge fund with massive ties to Putin being heavily invested in Trump Soho thing, and the Rex Tillerson/Exxon ties to Russia thing, and the Russian ambassador at Trump Tower sneaking in and out thing, and the Trump tried to roll back Russian sanctions the minute he got elected thing.

    Other than that, you libtards got nothing!

    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "Russian propaganda machine favoring Trump thing"

     

    Ok. there's a lot of nonsen in this diatribe but this particular one stands out.  So Russia preferred Trump winning? And, Europe/Kanada didn't do all they could to spam how Clitnon wasn't the better choice.

     

    Wasn't it Obama who basically THREATENED British people if they DARED voted Brexit? WAAAA.. people in other coutnries have opinions on elections in other coutnries and share them. HOLY MOLY.

     

    If that is all it took,. then Kanada 'hacked' the US election too.

     

     

    Also, Amerikan hypocrisy is hilarious because it has already been PROVEN that Amerikan interested already 'hacked'/interfered' in our most recent Kanadian election. LMAO

    DWARVES IN PROJECT ETERNITY = VOLOURN HAS PLEDGED $250.

    It sure would be nice if we could get politics out of our "funny things" thread. I'm here to see funny things, folks! :(

     

    (e): and this is not directed specifically at you, Volourn, but rather just the types of things that people - and not just Raithe, I'm not trying to single you out, either, especially seeing as you do post other non-political stuff in here - have been posting more and more of lately.

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    Against stupidity we have no defense. Neither protests nor force can touch it. Reasoning is of no use. Facts that contradict personal prejudices can simply be disbelieved - indeed, the fool can counter by criticizing them, and if they are undeniable, they can just be pushed aside as trivial exceptions. So the fool, as distinct from the scoundrel, is completely self-satisfied. In fact, they can easily become dangerous, as it does not take much to make them aggressive. For that reason, greater caution is called for than with a malicious one. Never again will we try to persuade the stupid person with reasons, for it is senseless and dangerous.

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    It sure would be nice if we could get politics out of our "funny things" thread. I'm here to see funny things, folks! :(

    Where are my funny cat memes? >:(

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    Just what do you think you're doing?! You dare to come between me and my prey? Is it a habit of yours to scurry about, getting in the way and causing bother?

     

    What are you still bothering me for? I'm a Knight. I'm not interested in your childish games. I need my rest.

     

    Begone! Lest I draw my nail...

    It sure would be nice if we could get politics out of our "funny things" thread. I'm here to see funny things, folks! :(

     

    (e): and this is not directed specifically at you, Volourn, but rather just the types of things that people - and not just Raithe, I'm not trying to single you out, either, especially seeing as you do post other non-political stuff inhere - have been posting more and more of lately.

     

    To be fair, I try and throw a few things in here because I really don't want to take that politics seriously. ;)

    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    Just what do you think you're doing?! You dare to come between me and my prey? Is it a habit of yours to scurry about, getting in the way and causing bother?

     

    What are you still bothering me for? I'm a Knight. I'm not interested in your childish games. I need my rest.

     

    Begone! Lest I draw my nail...

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    Just what do you think you're doing?! You dare to come between me and my prey? Is it a habit of yours to scurry about, getting in the way and causing bother?

     

    What are you still bothering me for? I'm a Knight. I'm not interested in your childish games. I need my rest.

     

    Begone! Lest I draw my nail...

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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