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The Funny Things Thread

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That's a worm, not a bacteria. Not even close.  :p

"It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    Okay, maybe not funny as such...

     

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsb7CxwSiBA

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    “Political philosophers have often pointed out that in wartime, the citizen, the male citizen at least, loses one of his most basic rights, his right to life; and this has been true ever since the French Revolution and the invention of conscription, now an almost universally accepted principle. But these same philosophers have rarely noted that the citizen in question simultaneously loses another right, one just as basic and perhaps even more vital for his conception of himself as a civilized human being: the right not to kill.”
     
    -Jonathan Littell <<Les Bienveillantes>>
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    "The chancellor, the late chancellor, was only partly correct. He was obsolete. But so is the State, the entity he worshipped. Any state, entity, or ideology becomes obsolete when it stockpiles the wrong weapons: when it captures territories, but not minds; when it enslaves millions, but convinces nobody. When it is naked, yet puts on armor and calls it faith, while in the Eyes of God it has no faith at all. Any state, any entity, any ideology that fails to recognize the worth, the dignity, the rights of Man...that state is obsolete."

    -Rod Serling

     

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    That's like pure magic. Even when the guy shows the solution I still don't get it. My brain says it's not possible.

    This post is not to be enjoyed, discussed, or referenced on company time.

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    I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. Thank you, old guy, doctor who owns the puzzle, show host who took the old guy around, physicist who couldn't answer the question, Ring Puzzle Association guy who fulfilled the old guy's his dying wish, and most importantly, the magician who tried to hoodwink us.

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    “Political philosophers have often pointed out that in wartime, the citizen, the male citizen at least, loses one of his most basic rights, his right to life; and this has been true ever since the French Revolution and the invention of conscription, now an almost universally accepted principle. But these same philosophers have rarely noted that the citizen in question simultaneously loses another right, one just as basic and perhaps even more vital for his conception of himself as a civilized human being: the right not to kill.”
     
    -Jonathan Littell <<Les Bienveillantes>>
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    "The chancellor, the late chancellor, was only partly correct. He was obsolete. But so is the State, the entity he worshipped. Any state, entity, or ideology becomes obsolete when it stockpiles the wrong weapons: when it captures territories, but not minds; when it enslaves millions, but convinces nobody. When it is naked, yet puts on armor and calls it faith, while in the Eyes of God it has no faith at all. Any state, any entity, any ideology that fails to recognize the worth, the dignity, the rights of Man...that state is obsolete."

    -Rod Serling

     

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    "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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    Still, he does have a much higher rating than The Last Airbender (2010).

    "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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    Irony. Definitely my favorite form of humor.

     

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    "While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before"

    Thomas Sowell

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "UUUU SSSSS AAAAAAy!"



    Can't remember the last time I laughed so hard!  :lol:

    There used to be a signature here, a really cool one...and now it's gone.  

    Civilization, in fact, grows more and more maudlin and hysterical; especially under democracy it tends to degenerate into a mere combat of crazes; the whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, most of them imaginary. - H.L. Mencken

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "UUUU SSSSS AAAAAAy!"

     

    Can't remember the last time I laughed so hard!  :lol:

     

    It is your prerogative to watch youtube videos of some guy in the dark, but you don't HAVE to share that with us.   :blink:

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    I like sneks more than puppies, so I approve. :3

    My Twitch channel: https://www.twitch.tv/alephg

    Currently playing: Roadwarden

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    hey, what 'bout

     

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    apologies.

     

    HA! Good Fun!

    "If there be time to expose through discussion the falsehood and fallacies, to avert the evil by the processes of education, the remedy to be applied is more speech, not enforced silence."Justice Louis Brandeis, Concurring, Whitney v. California, 274 U.S. 357 (1927)

    "Im indifferent to almost any murder as long as it doesn't affect me or mine."--Gfted1 (September 30, 2019)

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