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^Bad puns are the best puns

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"Some men see things as they are and say why?"
"I dream things that never were and say why not?"
- George Bernard Shaw

"Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man."
- Friedrich Nietzsche

 

"The amount of energy necessary to refute bull**** is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it."

- Some guy 

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Stop the birds!

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-1fIfWtdcQ

 

Have fun trying to figure out what he actually wanted to say.

 

 

He's obviously saying stop the boats. Poor bastard. ;)

 

Give me the eyes, so I see
Give me ears, so I hear
Give me love, so I know what love is
Give me freedom to think, to believe
In something
                        -- Tony Kakko

 

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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Begin to break? The  main part of the Republican party was anti Trump from the get go. L0L The only difference between them and the Dems is that the Repubs forgot to rig  their primaries. L0L

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DWARVES IN PROJECT ETERNITY = VOLOURN HAS PLEDGED $250.

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I was debating putting this in the Weird Things thread but, eh, knowing the crowd around here this will produce more chuckles than anything else..

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHX9Epp62hw&list=PLuKg-WhduhkksJoqkj9aJEnN7v0mx8yxC&

"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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"Turned wrong way round, the relentless unforeseen was what we schoolchildren studied as 'History,' harmless history, where everything unexpected in its own time is chronicled on the page as inevitable. The terror of the unforeseen is what the science of history hides, turning a disaster into an epic.”

 

-Philip Roth, The Plot Against America

 

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