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Can't have a necromancer without romance.


The sky had never seemed so sky, the world had never seemed so world.

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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When that song came out, I thought it was about Johannes ... 'everybody look at Johannes .... haaaa-aaaans'. 

 

 

Anyway I've just been granted the power to 'mance, so, watch out corpses.

 

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Mancy means divination by means of something.

 

So, can you tell the future from corpses? 

 

 

If I recall well enough, it was originally nigromancy, and was more on the art of communication and divination using the deceased. The zombies and animating the dead came later...

 

That's racist.


I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"*

 

*If you can't tell, it's you. ;)

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And as we take that turn in our amusement...

 

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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When that song came out, I thought it was about Johannes ... 'everybody look at Johannes .... haaaa-aaaans'. 

 

 

Anyway I've just been granted the power to 'mance, so, watch out corpses.

 

walkingdead_zpszytrikxv.png

Mancy means divination by means of something.

 

So, can you tell the future from corpses? 

 

 

If I recall well enough, it was originally nigromancy, and was more on the art of communication and divination using the deceased. The zombies and animating the dead came later...

 

That's racist.

 

necromancy is a word with greek origin and is "the divinination of the future through either the use of animal carcasses or the summoning of ghosts"

the later part "mancy" has taken a rather broad meaning in fantasy (comonly used to describe particular magical affinities like pyromancer) due to the decision to use the word necromancer to describe magicians who play with undead

as for nigro, it is the latin word for black


The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

 

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What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past?

 

Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born!


We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did.

 

Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.

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Remember, it's all about hanging out like a Wookie...

 

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Is this what friendship sounds like?

 

 

Warning! Contains f-words with other words.


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Awkward DragonCon moment. On an elevator. On the right, a mom leading her toddler around on a leash. On the left, a dom leading his sub around on a leash. Kid looking back and forth, confused. Adults refusing to make eye contact.


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Seriously, what?

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"It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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Politically Correct Lord of the Flies

 

 

“Some of us identify as gender-questioning,” Jack called back to the officer. “And we reject your Eurocentric imposition of the jungle-rescue narrative.”

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When in doubt, blame the elves.

 

I have always hated the word "censorship", I prefer seeing it as just removing content that isn't suitable or is considered offensive

 

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