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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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More like "My ancestors didn't travel 4000 miles to see a nation of promise, opportunity, and liberty overrun by a horde of non-white, non-Christian, statist-minded Third World barbarians hell bent on turning the USA into the same general sort of cesspool from whence the Third Worlders came." And, no, this isn't at all "funny", but neither was your disingenuous post.


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Go afield with a good attitude, with respect for the wildlife you hunt and for the forests and fields in which you walk. Immerse yourself in the outdoors experience. It will cleanse your soul and make you a better person.----Fred Bear

 

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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Edit: Whoops. Spotted profanity. Edited.

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When in doubt, blame the elves.

 

I have always hated the word "censorship", I prefer seeing it as just removing content that isn't suitable or is considered offensive

 

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http://dayofthedoodles.tumblr.com/post/120621442396/behold-the-worst-written-line-of-all-time

 

Linking an amusing tumblr post of horrible writing. Only linking, though. Be aware that it contains mentions of NSFW things.


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I stream every Friday at 9pm EST: http://www.twitch.tv/ladaarehn  Currently streaming: KOTOR 2.

 

Pillars of Eternity homebrew tabletop thread: https://forums.obsidian.net/topic/84662-pillars-of-eternity-homebrew-wip/

 

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The Scottish Gaming Rig..

 

Irn-Bru Cooled...

 

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

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it says gay people are sexist towards bisexuals and trans


The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

 

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What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past?

 

Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born!


We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did.

 

Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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We can 'mance, we can 'mance, everybody dig up your grans.

 

Priceless, and now in my head for the duration.

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Quite an experience to live in misery isn't it? That's what it is to be married with children.

I've seen things you people can't even imagine. Pearly Kings glittering on the Elephant and Castle, Morris Men dancing 'til the last light of midsummer. I watched Druid fires burning in the ruins of Stonehenge, and Yorkshiremen gurning for prizes. All these things will be lost in time, like alopecia on a skinhead. Time for tiffin.

 

Tea for the teapot!

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When that song came out, I thought it was about Johannes ... 'everybody look at Johannes .... haaaa-aaaans'. 

 

 

Anyway I've just been granted the power to 'mance, so, watch out corpses.

 

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When that song came out, I thought it was about Johannes ... 'everybody look at Johannes .... haaaa-aaaans'. 

 

 

Anyway I've just been granted the power to 'mance, so, watch out corpses.

 

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Mancy means divination by means of something.

 

So, can you tell the future from corpses? 


I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"*

 

*If you can't tell, it's you. ;)

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Good question. Ask Gary Gygax since he came up with the D&D level names Obsidian uses. 

 

Seriously, rest in peace, Gary, you gave me something to think about and enjoy. 


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When that song came out, I thought it was about Johannes ... 'everybody look at Johannes .... haaaa-aaaans'. 

 

 

Anyway I've just been granted the power to 'mance, so, watch out corpses.

 

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Mancy means divination by means of something.

 

So, can you tell the future from corpses? 

 

 

If I recall well enough, it was originally nigromancy, and was more on the art of communication and divination using the deceased. The zombies and animating the dead came later...


"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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