luzarius Posted May 20, 2015 Posted May 20, 2015 I checked out Witcher 3, the women actually look like women. You don't know how pleased I am. Bioware needs to learn from CDProjectRED. Let's compare: Triss looks like a woman, Cassandra Pentaghast looks like a man.Ciri is simply gorgeous, Sera looks like gollum.Yennefer's beauty captures the imagination, Josephine's face is terrifying. 1 Having trouble with the games combat on POTD, Trial of Iron? - Hurtin bomb droppin MONK - [MONK BUILD] - [CLICK HERE] - Think Rangers suck? You're wrong - [RANGER BUILD] + Tactics/Strategies - [CLICK HERE] - Fighter Heavy Tank - [FIGHTER BUILD] + Tactics/Strategies - [CLICK HERE] Despite what I may post, I'm a huge fan of Pillars of Eternity, it's one of my favorite RPG's. Anita Sarkeesian keeps Bioware's balls in a jar on her shelf.
HoonDing Posted May 20, 2015 Posted May 20, 2015 (edited) Yennefer & Cirilla beautiful, all the rest are potatoface. EDIT: lol Edited May 20, 2015 by HoonDing 1 The ending of the words is ALMSIVI.
luzarius Posted May 20, 2015 Author Posted May 20, 2015 Yennefer & Cirilla beautiful, all the rest are potatoface. EDIT: lol Seriously? Which ones don't you like? I'm curious. Having trouble with the games combat on POTD, Trial of Iron? - Hurtin bomb droppin MONK - [MONK BUILD] - [CLICK HERE] - Think Rangers suck? You're wrong - [RANGER BUILD] + Tactics/Strategies - [CLICK HERE] - Fighter Heavy Tank - [FIGHTER BUILD] + Tactics/Strategies - [CLICK HERE] Despite what I may post, I'm a huge fan of Pillars of Eternity, it's one of my favorite RPG's. Anita Sarkeesian keeps Bioware's balls in a jar on her shelf.
Hurlshort Posted May 20, 2015 Posted May 20, 2015 Ah the internet, where obsessing over the looks of digital women is perfectly acceptable. 14
HoonDing Posted May 20, 2015 Posted May 20, 2015 It's the most inclusive game in the market right now.Many beautiful powerful women while the ugly peasant ones get face-slammed. The ending of the words is ALMSIVI.
PK htiw klaw eriF Posted May 20, 2015 Posted May 20, 2015 How is the gameplay though? "Akiva Goldsman and Alex Kurtzman run the 21st century version of MK ULTRA." - majestic "you're a damned filthy lying robot and you deserve to die and burn in hell." - Bartimaeus "Without individual thinking you can't notice the plot holes." - InsaneCommander "Just feed off the suffering of gamers." - Malcador "You are calling my taste crap." -Hurlshort "thankfully it seems like the creators like Hungary less this time around." - Sarex "Don't forget the wakame, dumbass" -Keyrock "Are you trolling or just being inadvertently nonsensical?' -Pidesco "we have already been forced to admit you are at least human" - uuuhhii "I refuse to buy from non-woke businesses" - HoonDing "feral camels are now considered a pest" - Gorth "Melkathi is known to be an overly critical grumpy person" - Melkathi "Oddly enough Sanderson was a lot more direct despite being a Mormon" - Zoraptor "I found it greatly disturbing to scroll through my cartoon's halfing selection of genitalias." - Wormerine "I love cheese despite the pain and carnage." - ShadySands
HoonDing Posted May 20, 2015 Posted May 20, 2015 How is the gameplay though? srsly though, Gwent is fun. CDPR should've just made a card game with b00bies. 6 The ending of the words is ALMSIVI.
Keyrock Posted May 20, 2015 Posted May 20, 2015 Just pretend I'm not here. Continue. 1 RFK Jr 2024 "Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive." - Bill Hicks
Volourn Posted May 20, 2015 Posted May 20, 2015 "Ah the internet, where obsessing over the looks of digital women is perfectly acceptable. " Ah the internet, where obsessing over the looks of digital men is perfectly acceptable but the obsessing over the looks of digital women usually ends up in judgement and shaming. LMAO DWARVES IN PROJECT ETERNITY = VOLOURN HAS PLEDGED $250.
Starwars Posted May 20, 2015 Posted May 20, 2015 Ah the internet... where on can read the wisdom of Volourn. 6 Listen to my home-made recordings (some original songs, some not): http://www.youtube.c...low=grid&view=0
Blarghagh Posted May 20, 2015 Posted May 20, 2015 I haven't played any Witcher games, but I just googled those names with "Witcher 3" and I've gotta say, I think they're straight into the uncanny valley. Creep me the hell out.
rjshae Posted May 20, 2015 Posted May 20, 2015 I could swear that in the first Witcher they used the same model for every woman. Suppose they must have been short on game assets, or something like that. "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."
Enoch Posted May 21, 2015 Posted May 21, 2015 (edited) I sometimes wonder if luzarius is aware that a substantial proportion of the internet, broadcast and cable TV, the advertising industry, and the print publishing business is devoted to little other than allowing the public to look at women who meet a mainstream standard of beauty. His (I'm playing the odds on gender here) single-minded devotion to finding the same a in very specific entertainment field is ... odd. I could swear that in the first Witcher they used the same model for every woman. Suppose they must have been short on game assets, or something like that. Not true! Some of them were hunchbacked old crones! Edited May 21, 2015 by Enoch 3
Orogun01 Posted May 21, 2015 Posted May 21, 2015 How is the gameplay though? srsly though, Gwent is fun. CDPR should've just made a card game with b00bies. So the Witcher is still a roll playing game. 2 I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"* *If you can't tell, it's you.
Malcador Posted May 21, 2015 Posted May 21, 2015 I could swear that in the first Witcher they used the same model for every woman. Suppose they must have been short on game assets, or something like that. Off the top of my head I think they had 4, important NPCs had their own. Smaller studio at that time, no ? Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra
luzarius Posted May 21, 2015 Author Posted May 21, 2015 (edited) Google Witcher cards and you will see artistic drawings of women in Witcher one. As you can see there is a diverse variety of women displayed. Yes, the 3D models could've been better, they could always be better, but if you supplement it with a beautiful 2D drawing, that's good too. Pillars of Eternity took this approach, for example the 3D models don't need to be that great, but they still give us 2D portraits to look at. Go look at images of beautiful women who wake up in the morning with no make up, then check them out with make up. Without make up, they are the most common looking women. What separates hot women from plain women is an artistic ability to hide imperfections through make up. These women know there is power in beauty and they take full advantage of it. Humans have a natural yearning to achieve perfection. It should never be discouraged. The ones who don't seek it, are simply lazy. There is diversity in Witcher One. Compare her: TO HER: Edited May 21, 2015 by luzarius Having trouble with the games combat on POTD, Trial of Iron? - Hurtin bomb droppin MONK - [MONK BUILD] - [CLICK HERE] - Think Rangers suck? You're wrong - [RANGER BUILD] + Tactics/Strategies - [CLICK HERE] - Fighter Heavy Tank - [FIGHTER BUILD] + Tactics/Strategies - [CLICK HERE] Despite what I may post, I'm a huge fan of Pillars of Eternity, it's one of my favorite RPG's. Anita Sarkeesian keeps Bioware's balls in a jar on her shelf.
Fighter Posted May 21, 2015 Posted May 21, 2015 Devs can make ugly women (or whoever) if they want. What's the problem exactly? It's exactly the attitude of the crazy social justice types who think if you're not doing it their way than it is a problem. 2
Amentep Posted May 21, 2015 Posted May 21, 2015 Ah the internet, where obsessing over the looks of digital women is perfectly acceptable. At least its obsessing over the looks of a digital women in a digital media. Its not like anyone does it in real life. Ah the internet... where on can read the wisdom of Volourn. "Forget it, Jake. It's the Internet." I cannot - yet I must. How do you calculate that? At what point on the graph do "must" and "cannot" meet? Yet I must - but I cannot! ~ Ro-Man
Lexx Posted May 21, 2015 Posted May 21, 2015 I've expected more screenshots in this thread. "only when you no-life you can exist forever, because what does not live cannot die."
Amentep Posted May 21, 2015 Posted May 21, 2015 (edited) I've expected more screenshots in this thread. Given that its a luzarius thread, I expected diagrams showing how Cassandra's face maps to a "mans" skull. Edited May 21, 2015 by Amentep I cannot - yet I must. How do you calculate that? At what point on the graph do "must" and "cannot" meet? Yet I must - but I cannot! ~ Ro-Man
obyknven Posted May 21, 2015 Posted May 21, 2015 Western women beauty standard vs Polish women beauty standard thread. 2
luzarius Posted May 21, 2015 Author Posted May 21, 2015 (edited) Devs can make ugly women (or whoever) if they want. What's the problem exactly? That's fine, I got a refund for DAI. They lost $59.99. Right now the people at Bioware are regretting every decision they made as they watch the success of Witcher 3 cast a vast shadow over little, itty, bitty DAI and all it's mannish, ugly women. Skyrim completely destroyed DAI in sales, now Witcher 3 will completely destroy Inquisition in sales. What does Skyrim & Witcher series have in common? Beautiful women and/or the ability to allow the creation of beautiful women. It just goes to show, making women look like men and lecturing gamers on transgenderism hurts sales. HEY BIOWARE, don't give in to political correct LGBT and feminists. Go to Anita Sark and beg for your balls back, she keeps them in a jar on her shelf at her desk. Edited May 21, 2015 by luzarius Having trouble with the games combat on POTD, Trial of Iron? - Hurtin bomb droppin MONK - [MONK BUILD] - [CLICK HERE] - Think Rangers suck? You're wrong - [RANGER BUILD] + Tactics/Strategies - [CLICK HERE] - Fighter Heavy Tank - [FIGHTER BUILD] + Tactics/Strategies - [CLICK HERE] Despite what I may post, I'm a huge fan of Pillars of Eternity, it's one of my favorite RPG's. Anita Sarkeesian keeps Bioware's balls in a jar on her shelf.
Sakai Posted May 21, 2015 Posted May 21, 2015 Triss looks like a woman, Cassandra Pentaghast looks like a man. Ciri is simply gorgeous, Sera looks like gollum. Yennefer's beauty captures the imagination, Josephine's face is terrifying. How old are you? Women in DAI look perfectly fine. 1
Hurlshort Posted May 21, 2015 Posted May 21, 2015 So Luzarius is the second poster I've seen this week that seems to think DA:I was some sort of sales disaster. Who cares about actual numbers, I returned my copy so clearly the game was a complete failure! 1
Walsingham Posted May 21, 2015 Posted May 21, 2015 Final objective for realism: women have to use 5 dimensional logic. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.
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