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The Funny Things thread

LadyCrimson
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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "So everyone thinks they're above average drivers and skilled in bed."
    "Oh. I don't. I never passed my driving test."
    "Ah, but what do you think about your talents in bed?"
    "I didn't pass that test either. I had three minor and two major fails. Also problems with the Emergency Stop. And issues over changing lanes at the wrong time.."

    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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    "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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    Just about covers it...

     

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    "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    So true...

     

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

     

    $9 for a burger and an O'Doul's??

    "Things are funny...are comedic, because they mix the real with the absurd." - Buzz Aldrin.

    "P-O-T-A-T-O-E" - Dan Quayle

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    $9 for a burger and an O'Doul's??

    custer's first stand.  five cents. no injuns.  

     

    *chuckle*

     

    am admitting we had difficulty getting past the 5 minute mark for the most ridiculous reason: the rattling o' that bead necklace on the blonde woman were driving us nuts.  have her mic immediate adjacent to the necklace were intentional funny or accidental annoying.  regardless, our ocd forced us to stop watching.

     

    HA! Good Fun!

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    "If there be time to expose through discussion the falsehood and fallacies, to avert the evil by the processes of education, the remedy to be applied is more speech, not enforced silence."Justice Louis Brandeis, Concurring, Whitney v. California, 274 U.S. 357 (1927)

    "Im indifferent to almost any murder as long as it doesn't affect me or mine."--Gfted1 (September 30, 2019)

    Very subtle.

    I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"*

     

    *If you can't tell, it's you. ;)

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    "Akiva Goldsman and Alex Kurtzman run the 21st century version of MK ULTRA." - majestic

    "you're a damned filthy lying robot and you deserve to die and burn in hell." - Bartimaeus

    "Without individual thinking you can't notice the plot holes." - InsaneCommander

    "Just feed off the suffering of gamers." - Malcador

    "You are calling my taste crap." -Hurlshort

    "thankfully it seems like the creators like Hungary less this time around." - Sarex

    "Don't forget the wakame, dumbass" -Keyrock

    "Are you trolling or just being inadvertently nonsensical?' -Pidesco

    "we have already been forced to admit you are at least human" - uuuhhii

    "I refuse to buy from non-woke businesses" - HoonDing

    "feral camels are now considered a pest" - Gorth

    "Melkathi is known to be an overly critical grumpy person" - Melkathi

    "Oddly enough Sanderson was a lot more direct despite being a Mormon" - Zoraptor

    "I found it greatly disturbing to scroll through my cartoon's halfing selection of genitalias." - Wormerine

    "I love cheese despite the pain and carnage." - ShadySands

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    "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

    I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"*

     

    *If you can't tell, it's you. ;)

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    I gazed at the dead, and for one dark moment I saw a banquet. 
     

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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